"Welcome back to Angel's Corner, still broadcasting live from Earth. It appears that the Lord God is returning back to Heaven. We will still be here touring the Earth. As I said before, we may even end up having an interview with man and his helper, I mean, Adam and Eve.
Wait a minute, folks, Herakiel, please zoom in over there. Folks, as you can see, we've noticed Morning Star and about one third of our brothers having a talk here on Earth. We're going closer but we'll make sure not to eavesdrop too much. You know what I mean *says sarcastically*. Anyway, we're near. I'm going to stay silent for now so we can listen.
*Lucifer and one third of the angels are discussing how to overthrow the Lord God and rule over Heaven.*
"My brothers, aren't you tired of obeying the Lord God's orders? Aren't you tired of the praising and worshiping the Lord? If you are not, I am. What's worse? He even creates these worthless creatures called mankind in His own image and likeness and creates this whole thing called Earth and luminaries for them. I believe I can be a better ruler than the Lord.
'I will ascend to the heavens;
I will raise my throne above the stars of God;
I will sit enthroned on the mount of assembly, on the utmost heights of Mount Zaphon.
I will ascend above the tops of the clouds;
I will make myself like the Most High.'
Hmm, *clears throat* I guess I got a little carried away but anyway, who's with me?"
"I don't think this is a good idea," says one of the angels.
"Well, I think he's right. I'm with him," says another angel.
"Well, the majority carries the vote. Prepare yourselves, gentle angels, for this is war and it shall not be easy."
"What is war?" asked an angel.
"It's a word I made up. It's kind of a fight or a conflict. I'm sure you still don't get it *sounds frustrated* Anyway, that's not important now. As I said before, get your war shoes on because this shall not be easy, but victory is guaranteed *in a reassuring authoritative tone*."
"Cherub Lucifer, did you get Archangel Michael on your side?" asked an angel.
"Why do you ask?" Lucifer enquired.
"Well because," *says in a frightened tone* "He's the commander of the Lord God's armies and will make sure to cut the heads of each one of us who even looks at the throne of the Lord with interest, not to even mention our elder brothers, the seraphim."
"Do not worry, as I said, victory is guaranteed."
"Okay... welcome back, ladies and gentle angels, to Angel's Corner, and I think we've all seen and heard something we shouldn't have, so for that, we'll be heading back now to Heaven to make sure we don't disturb our fellow brothers over here holding their nice discussion. Stay tuned for more updates. This is Angel's Corner, and we'll be right back."
*Cherub Gabriel and his co-workers returned to Heaven and met Archangel Michael at the entrance.*