"My my, Misaki, I didn't expect you to be curious about that…"
"Of course! The papers I gave you are not for a teacher application!"
"Well, if you're curious, then we should hurry up and go home…"
Some time passed, and we finally went back home. Kitsune invited me to sit on the bed. She brewed some tea and sat beside me, so I decided to start asking her.
"Now, tell me what happened…"
"Hm, always straight to the point, aren't we? Anyways, here's what really happened…"
"I entered the principal's office—or whatever you call that room—and I spoke to the principal."
[YOKOHAMA NATIONAL ACADEMY, PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE, 8:30 AM]
"Uh, I'm here to, uh… apply for entrance?"
"Oh, are you the transfer student that Misaki spoke of?"
"Wait… student? Do I look like a student to you?"
"But your documents here are for a student application."
"Oh, this human, shamelessly looking at my body... is this what they call a pervert?"
I learned a while ago that "perverts" will do what you want if you "reward" them, so I decided to "tease" him a little bit. I raised my skirt higher and unbuttoned the top part of my blouse, exposing some of my chest.
"Hey, uh… once again, may I ask… do I look like a student in this outfit?"
I noticed the principal's face turning red, and his mouth grinning too much… It looked like I was on the right track.
I poked my fingers into his cheek and whispered in his ear in a "naughty" tone:
"Hey, can you let me teach here? You want to see me in a teacher uniform, don't you?"
"O…okay… you can borrow some uniforms here, but please bring them back tomorrow, because I will sn— ahem… I still have some use for them after you wear them."
"Eh?? Can I keep this? In exchange, you can have the uniform I'm currently wearing…"
"Really!!! Ahem… okay, that would be fine with me."
"So, that's the story of how I became a teacher… After that, I spent my time understanding the rules of this school and exploring more about human society."
"Uhmm, Kitsune… where in the hell did you learn those words you just used??!!"
"Hmm? What words, if I may ask?"
"Those words like 'reward,' 'pervert,' 'tease,' and 'naughty.'"
"Oh, that? I learned it from that thing of yours called manga. Apparently, there are also some images of people there who go to school… and I saw them using those words. I became curious about what those words meant, so I started studying your manga."
Now I understand why we should follow age restrictions in some forms of entertainment…
"Okay… but don't do that again to anyone. You might accidentally put yourself in some kind of danger."
"Ohhh… aren't you monopolizing me too much? If I remember correctly, I only agreed to be your shop assistant…"
And then she pushed me onto the bed, holding both of my wrists, and sat on top of my stomach. I think this scenario... she probably learned it from one of my mangas.
"Hey, Misaki, we aren't really siblings, so I think it's okay??"
"Oi… let me go, you hag… you reek of sweat!! Go change your clothes!!"
"Hey, Misaki, that's rude. We're only about the same age… besides, I don't have any other clothes."
"Oh fine, let's go buy some clothes… wait, if you don't have any other clothes, then what do you wear under that uniform?"
"Don't worry, I wear undergarments. Did I ruin your imagination or what?"
I'm glad she released me. My heart wouldn't stop beating fast. I just realized that Kitsune has this so-called "seductive charm…"
"By the way, about the solution you were talking about earlier…"
"Oh that? Don't worry, it can wait… let's go and buy some clothes first…"
We went to the mall and started shopping.
"There are so many humans here, Misaki… is this some kind of place for ritual gathering?"
"No, it's where people buy things."
"Remember to stay close so you don't get lost."
We went to the clothing district, and I let her choose the outfits she wanted.
"How do I look here, Misaki?"
"That white dress and skirt suit you well…"
She bought ten pairs of clothes. I hope my budget survives after this…
After buying clothes, we went to the parfait shop to eat.
"So sweet! This food suits my tongue! What is this food called?"
"It's called ice cream."
I watched her joyful face as she licked every nook and cranny of the glass, as if she were a kid… until I suddenly noticed... Isn't this basically a "date"??
"Oi, Misaki, I also saw this in that manga of yours. Isn't this called a date?"
"The hell are you saying? A date is only for lovers, so this is just some outing or whatever you want to call it…"
"My my, but I don't mind being your lover…"
This woman, she's becoming dangerous... I should not let her touch my mangas anymore.
"Anyways, Misaki, after this, we should go to the abandoned apartment—the place where we set up your shop last night. Also, bring your shop with us."
"Why, do you have some business there?"
"Yes, to be exact, I have three spectres that I want to introduce to you. I plan to have them enter the school so we can form our club."
"HUH? Do you know how hard it is to gather the documents they need?? And also, spectres? Do you plan to have me give my precious manifestations for free?"
"Just let me do my thing, Misaki. And for your product's price, you can have them as your slaves or whatever…"
"And how sure are you that they would agree?"
"Don't worry, those three basically see me as their mother…"
"To think that their mom would have them as slaves to others…"
"It's fine, really. Also, aside from cleaning or whatever you want them to do… they're pretty useful in fighting. You'll need as many allies as you can gather, Misaki."
"After all, our Queen's reincarnation is coming."