"...and like this you get x=-2."
It was a normal math class like any other. Samuel barely paying attention to the lesson as he was far to busy looking at something that caught his attention.
With glossed over, unfocused eyes any random bystander might think he's looking at a status panel that he just awakened. Sadly he was not so lucky as to awaken a system, no, he was distracted by something far more mundane than that.
'Man Mrs. Peterson tits are on point today. If her shirt was just a little tighter I might even see her nipples poking through. Every sentence she utters her udders shake.'
Far more mundane, in fact so mundane almost every man in the college room was thinking something along those lines. Of course no one was as overt with their staring as Samuel. So overt that even Mrs. Peterson noticed and started to blush.
"Samuel could you please focus on the lessons and not so much on me?"
Mrs. Peterson scolded in a fake playful tone that sent shivers down his spine.
"No can do Mrs." Samuel responded based on pure instinct as he was still distracted by the sight in front of his eyes. At the same time as Mrs. Peterson's glare hit him a booming voice sounded in his mind. The pure volume of it made him jump right out of his chair.
"Yeah, you'll do." Were the last words he heard before everything went black.
In the classroom panic started to set in right as Samuel just disappeared like he was never even there. Years later plenty of video essays about the disappearing student would appear and plenty of conspiracy theories would surface about the teacher than could make students vaporize with but a glare.
After a period of time that could have been 100 years or no time at all as paradoxically it seemed to be both infinitely long and also instantaneous. Samuel found himself on a seemingly infinite stretch of plains.
Before he could even get a grip on what was happening a screen popped up in front of him.
[Welcome and congratulations!]
Samuel was completely dumbstruck by what was happening and couldn't even react.
[You've been selected by the god of dual cultivation to become his successor!]
"Wait wait wait what do you mean I've just become the successor to the god of dual cultivation! Could you slow down for just a fucking moment!" Samuel freaked out completely overwhelmed by everything that was happening. "I've was just in class and now I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere with not a living thing nearby. Even as the successor of a god that you just made me I still need to eat right!"
[Don't worry it's all taken care of already. After the old god of dual cultivation selected you he made me to make sure you would be able to thrive though there are some limitations but that's for later.]
"So, what am I supposed to do then? I mean I've just become a successor of someone and now I'm stuck in some place with only grass all around!"
[Yes the old god of dual cultivation has passed away and named you the next, so you've basically become a god. Only problem is you haven't gotten the strength of a god as that would tip off some people we don't want to deal with just yet.]
"I'm the god of dual cultivation now? What even is that?!"
[Basically the god of fucking.]
"Oh... My... God!! Fucking yes so, I'm now the best lay in the universe or what! Can I fuck Mrs. Peterson now!"
[You merely have the potential to become the best lay in the universe. And I'd advice against going back to your earth at the start as the people there are weak and you will need strong allies.]
"Awww man I really just wanna fuck Mrs. Peterson even if it's just once. I just wanna see those tits jumping in motion with my thrusts you know?"
[Yes, I do get what you mean it would simply be glorious. But first I have some gifts for you.]
"Fuck yeah there's even gifts. What'll I get? Some beauties or maybe a bigger Johnson! I'm so exited"
[First your looks right now are an insult to the god of dual cultivation. So, you'll get a better body modelled after you and the old god. Though it's a weaker version than the full one as you're too weak for a full make over.]
"Yes, I'm finally going to be handsome!"
[Brace yourself this is going to hurt.]
"Wait what?"
The moment he said that excruciating pain overwhelmed him as he felt every fibre in his body was reshaped.
"Aaarrghhh!"
[Don't worry the worst has yet to come.]
"W-wait what did you just say?" Samuel asked through clenched teeth.
But before the system could even answer he got his answer as his entire body immediately lit aflame. This kept going for what felt like an eternity but in reality, only took about 10 minutes. Still ten minutes of bones breaking and setting just to break them again, muscles being severed and constant fire isn't exactly pleasant.
"Holy shit that hurt like hell what the fuck was that!"
[Sorry about that but, that was the worst of it. Anytime your body upgrades now won't hurt anymore as there is now a prototype and the adjustments will only be small.]
"What the fuck do you mean sorry! Do you even know how much that hurt!? I'm going to need a lot more than a fucking sorry!"
[Please before you get mad at least look in the mirror.]
As soon as the system said that a mirror popped into existence in front of Samuel.
"Wait this is me?! I look so fucking good! I mean I'm not gay, but I'd fuck myself."
Reflected in the mirror stood a man slightly reminiscent of who Samuel used to be. Just with some major adjustments. His face looked like it had been sculpted by the gods. His sharp jawline and deep blue eyes shone through but, the thin lips and pristine nose shouldn't be overlooked.
His body itself had been improved the most. What used to be a lanky man with no muscles anywhere throughout his entire body now turned into a man who could win in any model competition. Every muscle in his body had grown to such proportions that they looked like it had been done deliberately with every contour capable of leaving even the most prudish of woman to drool.
And perhaps the most important part of his new growth is his new penis. What used to be a below average length thin extension of his body had now grown to proportions he had not known possible. What used to be a 7 cm long flaccid twig had grown to be 12cm long in flaccid state and grown to become so much thicker it could now be described to be a tree trunk instead of a twig.
"My god it's so big how big would it be if it were to be erect. Well only one way to find out."
In the middle of the plains Samuel started to touch himself just to see how big it could grow. Answer was big. Very big. It had grown to become 18cm long and as thick as his now sculped biceps.
"Wait, this is way to big, isn't it? This could never fit in any woman. Is my dream of making a harem already crushed before it even started? Hey system, could you make it smaller please?"
[Don't worry you're literally the god of fucking it'll fit and it'll feel good for them too so don't worry so much. Anyway I've still got a couple gifts for you. First the complete cultivation knowledge of the old god regarding the first five realms. Brace please.]
"No not again please!" Samuel screamed but that didn't even slow the system down as a headache that was indescribable assaulted him. Luckily only for a single second though as every last bit of knowledge about the first realms were laid bare before him.
These realms were Body refining in which you build your body to become strong enough to be able to handle the strength of the Qi of heaven and earth. Qi refinement where you enable Qi to enter your body and flow through your meridians to be able to use spells and techniques though limited as you can't really store a lot of Qi in the meridians.
After Qi refinement comes Foundation establishment here you would build a dantian and grow it to appropriate proportions to be able to hold Qi and use more spells. Then you would make a golden core in your dantian to mark the beginning of the Golden Core realm. This golden core will be able to constantly refine the Qi in your dantian to make it more pure. When the Qi in your body is pure enough it can be used in order to refine your soul and make it possible to live after your body is destroyed. You could even rebuild your body at a later date but you would have to start again from scratch. This stage would be the Nascent Soul stage.
Samuel could even feel that his body has yet to begin the Body Refinement stage and he could even break through at this very moment and start cultivating when ever he wanted. But when he actually tried it nothing actually happened.
"Hey, system why cant I break through to the Body Refinement Stage now? I feel that I should be able to do it with ease but when I try nothing happens"
[Sorry, that is a limitation of the system. In order for the system to be able to go under the radar you have been put under the limitation that you cannot grow stronger than your strongest woman and you can't recruit woman stronger than you into your harem. But dual cultivation with you is far more effective than normal dual cultivation so your woman will quickly be able to grow stronger.]
"Damn so I can't even fuck a woman stronger than me even if she throws herself at me?"
[No you can just not recruit herself into your harem as this has to do with your last gift. Don't worry though this one wont hurt.]
When the system alert went away all Samuel could hear was a deafening rumbling all around him.