Entity 303: (What is this guy's deal? Is he using some kind of command to neglect damage? Resistance of some kind? Will potions work on him?) I'm fed up with this game already. Why don't you all just die? Pick another game!
Romeo: Another game? Bro this is the best game. I can do so much here.
Suddenly a house appears beside Romeo.
Romeo: Just look at the creativity. This game is for creative people.
Entity 303: (Did he just use auto-build commands? He is even better than Green Steve at that.) So what? You can do that in so many other games. There are games specifically made for building.
Romeo: That's right. But can you also have a 1v1 fight in them?
Entity 303: …
Entity 303 spawns witches around him. They throw potions at him and he tries to block them all with shields but he still gets hit by many. But he takes no damage or effect from them.
Entity 303: (What is going on here? Why isn't he taking any damage?)
Romeo: See? You can't do that in a building game, can you?
Entity 303: There are many games with similar gameplay where you can do a lot of stuff together. Build, craft, fight, etc. If you're trying to say having all of these features in a single game is what makes it so good, then there are plenty more that do the same and are better than Minecraft.
Romeo: Yes. But they are not Minecraft. Is there someone else who can do exactly what you can do? Of course. But they are not you bro. You are different.
Entity 303: …
Romeo: Minecraft is different. We can do here what we can't do in other games. Different people like different things man. The block-based environment. The realistic setting that at the same time defies all logic. It's a whole package.
Entity 303 tries to knock him away using his commands but it doesn't affect him.
Entity 303: (That should have knocked him out. Why is it that nothing is working on him? Like he is not even here. Not even an entity. Like he is in…Creative. He is a mod! That's why the mobs didn't detect him. That's why no attack or command is working on him. He is a mod. How the hell did they have mods fighting with them? They were inactive for so long.) It looks like you are a mod. I underestimated you.
Romeo: A mod? What's a mod?
Entity 303: (He doesn't even know he is a mod? What? It's good anyway. He might not know what all he can do. But thanks to Notch, I can do what he can't.) Nothing. I was saying you are a Modest person. You explained to me just how much there is in this game. Yet I am unconvinced. I still see no value in it.
He traps Romeo in a Netherite cage. Romeo removes the cage. Entity 303 then builds a Nether portal behind him and pushes him inside using a Piston. He then destroys the portal.
Entity 303: Good luck getting out of the Nether now.
Suddenly he gets hit from behind. Romeo built a Nether portal just behind him and strikes him from behind.
Entity 303: (He can obtain Obsidian? Of course he can.)
Romeo: You shouldn't just push me into the Nether like that. That's your problem. You push people away.
Entity 303: What? What are you saying?
He traps him in spider webs and strikes him with his sword multiple times.
Romeo: Swords…don't…work…on…me…because…I'm…a…pro.
Romeo blocks the hit using a shield but he gets stabbed from behind by a wither skeleton. Entity 303 then spawns several wither skeletons and overwhelms him with them. Even though they don't do any damage, they still stop him from trying to do anything. Romeo takes out a sword and starts killing the wither skeletons one by one while taking no damage from them. He then breaks out of the web but gets trapped in a Redstone trap.
Entity 303: You can't move now. You're on a pressure plate. If you move, you'll die. (He is stupid. He thinks he can do what he can do because he is a pro. I can fool him.)
Romeo: What the hell man?
Entity 303: Now stay put.
Romeo: Well then you can't move either.
Entity 303 suddenly gets trapped in a similar trap.
Entity 303: (He copied the design?)
Romeo: Hahahaha.
Entity 303 spawns an enderman and it teleports him outside of the trap.
Entity 303: I'm out now. And you're trapped. Haha.
Romeo spawns an Enderman but it doesn't listen to him.
Romeo: What the hell? Why doesn't it listen to me?
Entity 303: Hahaha. They only listen to me because of my commands. Mobs don't usually listen to the ones who spawn them. You don't know that much and you call yourself a pro?
Romeo: You are questioning me? I'll show you how much of a pro I am.
Romeo walks out of the trap, which obviously doesn't do anything to him.
Romeo: See?? I am so pro that your trap couldn't kill me.
Entity 303: (This guy…) Wow. You are certainly better than what I thought. But can you survive this?
He traps him in another, bigger trap.
Romeo tries to move but seems to glitch and return to the center block. He is unable to move from the one block he is standing on.
Entity 303: Certainly not that pro.
Romeo: Oh, why didn't I think of this the last time?
He throws an ender pearl out of the trap. He teleports outside but again glitches back to the center of the trap.
Entity 303: Hehe. What happened? Not a pro?
Entity 303 also gets trapped in a similar trap. But he walks out of it easily.
Entity 303: You replicate what you see, not the commands that go into making it. A pro would know that.
Romeo: Uhh.
He fires an arrow at Entity 303 but he simply dodges it. He suddenly gets surrounded by TNT. He teleports away before it explodes. He again gets surrounded by TNT.
Romeo: I'll not let you rest. I'll make your life hell until you free me.
Entity 303 keeps dodging the explosions. He spawns a ghast and flies above but Romeo builds a tower near it and explodes the TNT forcing him to dodge even in the air.
Entity 303: Fine. I guess I'll just leave this forest. Enjoy being trapped here forever.
Romeo: Oh? I was just messing with you. Wanted to force you to release me. I can remove these structures as well.
The trap immediately disappears and Romeo is able to move again.
Entity 303: (Huh?)
Romeo: I was testing myself. Thinking of ways to get out of here. That's the fun of this game. Like you. You spent so much time here. Years. You've learned so many things. So many commands. You must have thought of so many ways to do so many things in this game. You are obviously a better player than me. Bro, you're actually like, one of the best players ever.
Entity 303: …
Romeo: You spent all these years with hatred over this game. At least try playing it for once. See if you enjoy or not. Right now. You know you will win for sure, so why stress? Enjoy it. Fight me. Use out-of-the-box approaches. And if you still get bored, well, then I guess destroying it is valid. Hehe.
Entity 303: You…might be right. You know what? Yeah. I already won. So I'll see if I can at least try and enjoy it.
Entity 303 spawns Slimes and has them attack him. Romeo tries to kill them but they multiply and attack him. He gets pushed around by their attacks and gets overwhelmed by being surrounded by them. He is unable to get a chance to attack them. Romeo spawns TNT under him and explodes it, blasting all the slimes away, killing them, while being launched upwards from the explosion. As he starts falling he gets launched up a firework rocket fired from below. He sees Entity 303 has built a firework dispenser machine to launch rockets at him continuing to launch him further up.
Entity 303: Haha.
Romeo wears an Elytra and flies toward him. Before he can reach him Entity 303 spawns a slime in front of him, bouncing him back. Romeo crashes into a tree from the impact.
Romeo: You like slimes a lot huh?
The ground below Entity 303 suddenly vanishes as a crater forms below him filled with slime blocks. He falls and bounces on top of them. He then covers the pit with iron blocks making him bounce and hit the Iron ceiling with each bounce.
Entity 303: (Unlike him, I'm actually taking damage. Though I can heal, I still need to be careful.)
Romeo stops hearing the sound of Entity 303 bouncing and hitting the Iron. He removes the blocks to find that Entity 303 is gone. Instead, he sees a Redstone trap below involving pistons. As he turns around a piston pushes him down, making him fall inside the trap. Inside he gets pushed by pistons from all directions.
Romeo: This…is…so…dis…orien…ting.
Entity 303: Hahaha.
Romeo tries to throw an ender pearl but it hits another piston and he remains trapped.
Entity 303: Hahahaha.
Romeo spawns another TNT to blow the whole trap. He then climbs out of the crater.
Entity 303: You rely on explosions a lot.
Romeo: Well you rely on traps a lot.
Entity 303: I have to. You're so pro I can't hurt you.
Romeo: Hehe. I know. Hey, let's have a building competition.
Romeo builds a giant tower. Entity 303 builds a tower bigger than Romeo's. Romeo builds a tower even bigger than that, reaching the build limit.
Romeo: Haha. Now what will you do?
Entity 303 decorates his tower, making it look better than Romeo's.
Entity 303: Well mine looks better.
Romeo: Where? I don't see it.
Entity 303 looks behind and finds his tower gone.
Entity 303: You cheated.
Romeo: Looks like someone forgot to build and is now making excuses.
Entity 303 takes out a sword and starts attacking him.
Romeo: Hey! No need to crash out man. I'm sorry!
Romeo tries to defend but can't block a single hit as Entity 303 continues to strike him. Romeo starts flying.
Romeo: Catch me if you can!
He starts flying away. Entity 303 spawns a ghast and starts chasing him. He fires arrows at him while the ghast shoots fire charges. Romeo continues to dodge them. He suddenly crashes into a tower that suddenly appears in front of him. Entity 303 catches him and sits beside him on the ghast.
Romeo: Woah. The way you control these mobs, very creative.
Entity 303: Well, it was a creative player's account.
They land below and the ghast disappears.
Entity 303: I gotta be honest, this was fun. I haven't had so much fun playing a game in years.
Romeo: I told you didn't I? This game is the best.
Entity 303: Yeah. I mean it is fun. You're fun. You are unlike any player I have fought before. Well, that is obvious cus you are a pro.
Romeo: Hehe.
Entity 303: I kinda feel a little bad now. Not that I don't want to destroy the game. I mean, all my efforts would go to waste but, if it doesn't get destroyed, even then, I guess it'll be fine. I'll give this game an honest attempt. At least I got to enjoy it for once.
Suddenly a player appears behind him. Before he can react he gets slashed from behind. Jesse attacked him using an enchanted Netherite Sword.
Entity 303: (So this was their plan all along. This guy was just a distraction. But why didn't my mobs detect him? Oh, we're not in that forest now. Romeo got me away from there. But did he plan that?)
Jesse: Romeo didn't want to kill you. He wanted you to get a chance to enjoy this game. I think you got that.
Jesse continues to slash him not giving him any chance to do anything.
Entity 303: I did. I'm glad. But even if you kill me, my wish, my goals, my will, shall be passed on.