Ryan adjusted his monocle deeply and said:
"Auntie, you're even more wrong about this.
"Leaving aside those emotional words, do you think that if I were really just fooling around, Soso would let me off? Would you and uncle let me off? Do you think it would be beneficial for me to offend a powerful being like you?"
It's a joke.
Of course it couldn't be just fooling around!
Soso is my first root-level VIP member!
No matter which store it is, that would be the supreme VIP, a super customer who would be greeted politely by the boss in person!
Ryan couldn't possibly not understand this.
[Ding! The Witch God's head's favorability towards you +10]
The Witch God's head looked at Ryan's firm eyes without the slightest evasion and listened to his well-grounded words. Her heart gradually softened a bit.
Could it be that he had really developed feelings for her daughter?
She was a bit indecisive.
"Indeed—there's no benefit—"
Her eyes flickered and she narrowed her eyes and said:
"But do you think—you have the ability—to take good care of my daughter?—Can you make my daughter happy?"
After all, this guy was so young.
Ryan closed his eyes and the corner of his mouth curled up.
"Auntie, you don't need to worry about this at all because I'm an expert in this regard. Don't even mention Soso. Even for you, auntie, I can be of service at any time. I guarantee that after you experience it, you'll be beaming with satisfaction!"
The Witch God's head: "!!!"
The Witch God's head stared at the little guy in front of her in shock and quickly glanced at her husband in the distance. After making sure he hadn't heard, she rolled Ryan up with a tentacle in a swoosh.
Had this guy been this bold since he was a kid?!
Experience?
What kind of experience?!!
Wasn't it enough that this guy had taken a liking to her daughter? Now he was blatantly trying to make a move on her too?!!
She was really shocked.
Only a really perverted guy could say such things so straightforwardly!
"Are you flirting with me?" The Witch God's head narrowed her eyes and said, "You're quite brave, huh?"
Ryan was stunned and said, "Flirt... flirting? No! When did I ever dare to flirt with you?"
"What kind of experience did you mean just now?"
The murderous intent of the Witch God's head began to spread.
Ryan was dumbfounded and said, "Oral care, beauty and skin care, hair care, dietary health preservation..."
"..."
"..."
There was a brief silence.
A strange atmosphere spread unrestrainedly around.
A few minutes later.
"AAAAAHHHHH—"
Sounds of (ΩДΩ) rang out through the entire sky.
Soso in the distance immediately saw in astonishment that above the hillock, Ryan was like the propeller of a helicopter, being rolled by a tentacle and doing circular motions at an extremely fast speed.
Soso jumped up and down in astonishment and excitement, saying, "Doctor—flying up—flying up!"
...
A few minutes later.
On the back of the hillock.
Ryan, with a livid face and unsteady steps, spat out with a (ヾﾉ꒪ཫ꒪) expression.
He staggered, with swirls in his eyes, almost throwing up his overnight meal.
[Ding! Congratulations, host, for triggering the achievement: Human Flesh Windmill. You have obtained 200 basic experience points.]
[Human Flesh Windmill]: A special achievement. There is a probability of obtaining it when you make yourself spin at a speed of 500 kilometers per hour in any way without dying. You have obtained permanent attribute bonuses: Anti-dizziness +1, Agility +5, Happiness +10.
"Auntie... what's going on?"
Ryan retched dizzily.
The Witch God's head closed her eyes and said, "Nothing—remember to be more specific when you talk in the past—just consider—this as a test—from your girlfriend's mother—"
Ryan retched, feeling like vomiting.
What the hell kind of test was this!
"I agree." The Witch God's head closed her eyes and maintained the dignity of an elder as she said:
"Although you're not reliable—since my daughter likes you so much—and has also made a promise in front of me—"
"You can now date my daughter—however, if you want to marry my daughter—you still need my husband's consent—"
[Ding! The Witch God's head has agreed to your marriage. The Witch God's head's favorability towards you +20]
Ryan finally let out a sigh of relief and wiped the cold sweat from his head, saying:
"That's really great. Thank you so much for your magnanimity, auntie. I..."
"..."
"..."
There was a brief silence.
Ryan's expression suddenly became blank.
Wait...
What had she just said?!
Marriage? What marriage?! Dating? What dating?
The Witch God's head looked down at him and said:
"You're the first creature—ever—to want to date my daughter—although you are a bit young—however, I just thought about it—"
"Those things you were able to get to know my daughter so well—"
"It also shows your outstanding points—because normal creatures—wouldn't be able to play so excitedly—when they see a headhunter—"
The Witch God's head grinned, finally showing an uncontrollable huge smile of relief.
[Ryansan value -20!]
[Ryansan value -20!]
[Ryansan value -20!]
"Wait a minute!" Ryan reached out in horror and said:
"Auntie! This isn't a joke! What we were talking about just now wasn't whether you'd let me off, was it?! Why did it suddenly turn to dating and marriage?!!"
"The relationship between me and Soso isn't what you think! What I've been emphasizing all along was the very pure friendship between me and Soso!"
"It's a very pure kind!"
The Witch God's head sneered and casually stretched out a tentacle, took out a creation from her mouth.
Gently pressed it.
Immediately, the conversation between Ryan and Soso in the Wandering Soul Alley that had been recorded before came from inside.
"Ah yah yah choo—poked in—doctor—poked into the body all at once!"
"(*≧▽≦) Yada—don't touch the upper and lower jaws randomly!"
"Um—bulged up—the face became a strange shape!"
"Docotor—Soso—so comfortable!"
Ryan: "(((;꒪ꈊ꒪;)))!!!"
Hearing those voices coming from inside, Ryan was instantly like being hit on the back of the head with a sledgehammer, his head buzzing.
The Witch God's head closed her eyes and repeatedly pressed the button, playing the sounds in a single loop.
"Do you still want—to argue?"
"We already have—enough evidence—of the bad things—you did to my daughter—"
"However, it can also be seen from this—that although you're not reliable—you were able to get to know my daughter so well—"
"It also shows your outstanding points—because normal creatures—wouldn't be able to play so excitedly—when they see a headhunter—"
"..."