Even the one-horned demons in the audience were all in a daze.
Some of the one-horned demons even spilled their cups of wine.
Soso (✪‸✪) nodded and said, "I also lost two pounds-"
No!
The Unicorn demon king trembled in his heart.
The two meanings are different. Niece, you are starving because you can't bear to part with your teeth. The guy in the letter is flirting with you!
He is teasing you!
The hand holding the letter trembled, and he really didn't dare to continue reading it!
Because the latter part is even more disgusting!
"Read-" Soso said expectantly.
"Read-!" Two extremely gloomy and terrifying voices.
The Unicorn demon king subconsciously raised his head, and then all the hair on his body exploded in an instant.
A huge shadow was cast down, and at some point, the two huge heads of his elder brother and sister-in-law had appeared in front of him, staring at him intently.
His brother's originally confused eyes had become clear at some point, but it was obviously not a normal clearness, it seemed to be more terrifying than confusion.
He stared with sweat dripping down his face, feeling the feeling of being stared at by the god of death.
He swallowed his saliva subconsciously and trembled as he read:
"This... This reminds me of the... beautiful night we spent together..again."
Buzz--
The hair of the two heads in front of the Unicorn demon king instantly surged like tentacles, frightening the Unicorn demon king (ΩДΩ) so much that all the hair on his body exploded.
"Beautiful--" the female head said viciously.
"Night?" the Titan head said grimly.
The Unicorn demon king shivered and swallowed his saliva, trembling: "The letter... the letter... said so..."
"It is indeed--a very good night--keep reading~" Soso (✪ω✪) shook the tentacles all over his body.
The two heads shook violently almost at the same time.
This joyful expression...
Could it be that...
Could it be that their daughter has already...
"Read!" The two heads were furious.
The Unicorn Demon King was about to burst.
He was groaning in his heart. Which bastard wrote such a cheesy love letter to his niece at this time!
This was in front of her parents!
He really wanted to slap himself in the face. After reading the letter just now, he just found a subordinate to read it. Why the hell did he get involved in this mess!
He was lying down and playing with his life!
But now, he has no way out.
He gritted his teeth and said tremblingly: "Because it is really hard to suppress my longing for you, I decided to write you a letter today, because I feel that if I don't write to you again, I can't live."
Ka Ka Ka——
He could already hear the terrifying teeth-gritting sounds of the two heads in front of him.
"Can't live——?" The Titan head's eyes were red with anger.
"You are like a moonlight in my heart, which I can't get rid of no matter what...."
Crack, crack, crack--
Unicorn demon king felt that the ground had cracked into countless cracks.
"A moonlight in my heart--" The female head was grinding her teeth, and her eyes were flashing.
Unicorn demon king (.;゚;:益:;゚;.) trembled as he held the letter.
"So, can you accept my invitation? I specially invite you to come to Wandering Soul Alley for a gathering tomorrow, and I have prepared a feast for you. Please don't refuse."
"Im looking forward to your visit. Yours dentist. Dr. Ryan"
He recited this fucking love letter at a very fast speed.
And in the audience, all the unicorn demons were stunned with their mouths open, unable to say a word.
"..."
A short silence.
"No more?" The two heads asked in unison in a hideous voice.
Unicorn demon king held the letter in a daze and said, "No... no..."
Soso (✪ω✪) moved his tentacles and said, "Hmm! Do you miss me so much - and the feast - hmm!"
"..."
"..."
A brief silence again.
Then, under the dull gaze of the crowd, Soso was obviously in a good mood, jumped off the stage, stretched out a tentacle to take the letter from the Unicorn demon king.
Then he jumped and said, "Dad and mom - left - daughter is going to have a feast -"
Then, under the gaze of everyone, Soso jumped and hummed a happy tune and jumped out of the temple.
Purely an ignorant girl who was kidnapped by a letter.
"..."
The next moment, the countless unicorn evil ghosts in the audience finally reacted, and their jaws dropped in horror.
What kind of dimensional joke is this! !
What the hell is that Ryan? !
What kind of awesome existence is this! !
Too strong! Too strong! Strong beyond imagination!
Writing to a more horrible existence at the root level is fine, but writing such a love letter full of courtship and ambiguity is invincible!
God! God!
You are forcibly seducing someone's daughter in front of her parents!
Does he know that this family is all ancient gods at the root level! !
Finally, the Unicorn demon king (.;゚;:益:;゚;.) raised his head and looked at the two silent headhunters.
He already felt that the atmosphere around him was wrong.
"That... Big brother and sister-in-law, I think..."
Boom boom---
But before he finished speaking, the Titan head suddenly roared wildly, and countless tentacles danced wildly in the entire temple, and the entire dome cracked.
"Fuck you!! You took advantage of my daughter when I was sick! You hooked up with my daughter!! And you wrote such disgusting things!! You are bullying me too much!! "
"Calm down - (〃>皿<)! Finally, there is a guy who likes our daughter - old man, you have to calm down -"
"My daughter is only five years old!! She has not even reached adulthood and she has been hooked up!! *********!!"
"She was five years old before she died (〃>皿<) - now she is three thousand years old - she has long reached adulthood - old man, don't do bad things!"
The whole temple was in a frenzy.
The female head kept restraining the Titan head that was already in a state of rampage.
Roar - roar -
The terrifying roars directly blew away the entire dome.
Unicorn demon king was shocked and said: "Brother!! Brother!! You are clear! Didn't you notice that your will has been cleared?!"
The Titan head kept roaring, and was dragged by the female head behind him (〃>皿<), crawling forward with force, saying:
"Of course I have to be clear! If I don't be clear again! My daughter will be fucked by a dog guy!"
"Let go - let me kill that bastard who wrote the letter -!"
The female head used her tentacles to drag her husband hard, constantly preventing him from running away.
"Old man, calm down - free love - parents should not interfere!!"
"I calm your ******* down ! ***** ! This is kidnapping - kidnapping of underage girls!!"
Boom -
The entire temple finally collapsed under the heavy load.
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