(AN: Please comment; it makes me very happy to see people enjoying the BS that I write, and it motivates me to write. Also, I apologize for not uploading in a bit; I recently failed French, and I have to do Saturday school. Bitch-ass teacher can't teach for shit.
(AN 2: I also tried a different writing style here; tell me if you guys like it.)
James slightly turned in his bed, snoring with a few pillowcases wrapped around his eyes before he awoke with a shock after hearing a ding, his eyes clearly seeing through the multiple layers.
[Quest: Out on The Town]
[Rewards: ?????? interest, Gojo's blindfold, and one free spin]
James rubbed his eyes through the pillowcases and groggily got out of bed while dismissing the system menu. 'Can the system predict the future? How does it know if I could acquire somebody's interest before I even go out?' James thought as he went to the bathroom to start his morning routine, 'Oh well, at least I get the blindfold as a reward. I swear I woke up like 3 times because of these damn eyes. I can't believe I wanted to sleep with my eyes open when I was a kid.'
After a few minutes, James came out of the bathroom with the pillowcases off of him and his eyes closed. He walks downstairs while cracking his back, making many loud popping sounds that James looked at his back in mild fear. "Hey, Charlie." James greets her as he sees her clicking her pen with a determined look in her eyes and a paper that reads How 2 market D hotel, with a bad drawing
Charlie looks up with a surprised look on her face before saying, "Oh, good morning, James. Are you going out?" "Yeah, I'll be back in a couple of hours; is that alright?" James responds, "Sure, just don't do anything, y'know… Illegal, and it should be great." She says, welcoming the conversation as a break from her brainstorming. "Nah, it's nothing, Charlie. Just want to get out and stretch my lazy bones. James cracks his knuckles and neck as he walks towards the door. "Look, I'll be back in a couple of hours, and then maybe we could get on this whole 'redeeming thing", yeah? Yeah." James walks out of the door and slouches down while putting his hands in his pockets for his second day in hell.
It took him a couple of minutes to get back to the main city since the hotel was on a hill, but when he got there he decided to go and ask around to see where all the hype was and what places he could go to have fun at. Unfortunately, all he got was "Fuck off, creep" and "Find them out yourself, dickwad." 'Man, people in hell are suck. I swear, someone said fuck like 5 times in a sentence, and all I asked was where a good spot to hang out was.' James exasperatedly thought as he aimlessly walked down the street, 'The system obviously wants me to do something here to gain someone's interest, but how am I supposed to know what that is?'
James sighed as he decided to go into a large mall to relax and get his mind straight before he went out looking for what the system was trying to get him to do. The mall was a break from what the other building of hell looked like, being very white, with gold streaks and a dome-like shape.
He noticed that this mall was for people who were very much out of his tax bracket. As James walked around, he saw various clothing stores and brands of vanity products that were at the bare minimum, 3000 souls, much more than the measly 20 souls that the system gave him on a whim. He went to the second floor, in a clothing shop, deliberating on whether or not to use his earthbending or cursed energy to try and steal something when suddenly he heard a sound.
BANG BANG
The sound of gunfire snapped James out of his poverty-induced decision-making and diverted his attention to the sinners robbing the mall he was in. There were 8 of them in total, all of them donned in black cloaks and ski masks to hide their identities. The 2 shots were warning shots that the two robbers made to scare the innocent mallgoers. 'Was this what the system was trying to make me do?' James thought as he saw the robbers.
'I guess I'll flex a little.'
(Random Hostage POV)
"I want everyone here to sit down and shut the fuck up! We're robbing this joint, so everyone empty your pockets and don't be a hero!" One of the robbers shouted as they pointed their weapons at us.
God damnit, every other fuckin day! Every other damn day, some asshole comes in thinking they're hot shit just because they bought a damn gun made out of angelic steel, and they don't even think about getting a job, just robbing people instead of contributing to society! I wish my father did not limit my magic when I'm outside.
I click my teeth and take out my wallet with my other hand in the air. "You got something you wanna say, pussy?" One of the robbers pointed their gun at my temple; I could hear the sadistic glee within his voice: "Go ahead and speak up; I dare you."
"Now who let the broke niggas in the mall?"
I looked up at the second floor where the voice had originated from, but I could only see a person jumping down and landing in a superhero pose. The man had very dark skin with an extremely handsome face, wearing a cocky grin. His eyes were closed for some reason, but he was pointing at the robber in front of me. "Hey, Broke Nigga number one, if you needed money to pay for your crack addiction, I could give it to you, maybe give something else to your girlfriend too." I don't know how this random guy knew the robber had a girlfriend, but it clearly worked, as the robber didn't think twice before aiming the gun at him and unloading the clip.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
"Was that really it? I expected more out of that fake angelic steel gun you got there." The man says as he dusts off the holes in his clothes made by the bullets, and although his clothes were ripped, his body was unharmed as the bullet casing fell down to the ground. "Hey, broke nigga, what did the rock say to the chest?" He said as he tapped his foot once.
Suddenly, a small pillar of rock was erected from the ground and thrust into the robber's stomach, causing him to fall over on the ground, clutching his stomach as his gun dropped. I looked around in incredulity but only saw all the other robbers with similar pillars and on the ground all the same. "Aw, what happened? I thought we were having fun." The man asked as he stomped his foot, and the bodies of the robbers moved to the center of the room, and cuffs made of the floor chained their wrists and ankles. "Hey, everyone else!" He yelled, "If you want to beat these guys up, you can; just call the police or something afterwards." He started to walk out, and before he could exit, I managed to break out of my stupor and grab his shoulder.
"Hey, um, if you don't mind me asking… What's your name?" He looks back, and with a lazy smile, he says, "Just call me The Hero Of Hell, or James if you really wanna know." Before walking out with his hands in his pockets, never opening his eyes at all yet still looking around like he was seeing everything.
Mother and Father are going to flip when they hear this! Maybe Dad'll take me to see the stars on my birthday and won't forget this time.
(James POV)
Damn, that was scary as hell. To be honest, I didn't fully know that cursed energy could block angelic steel bullets, but hey, it worked. Speaking of cursed energy, it's like it comes as naturally to me as breathing; it's probably because of the six eyes. I swear these eyes are so damn useful for everything but seeing.
But what really stood out to me most was the female demon who came up to me after clearing out the house. She was an owl demon with a pink shirt and a leather sweater on and blue jeans; she also had very… generous proportions. Okay, I'm not going to beat around the bush; the girl was thick as hell. Her tits could more than fill up my hands with her triple D cups, and she had an ass I swear you could punch full force, and she wouldn't even be affected by how damn fat her ass was… Can you tell I'm an ass man?
Speaking of ass, I didn't mention a bunch of people here in hell were super thick, even the men. Is it gay to get hard for femboys? Whatever, I'm straight, so whatever makes me hard is a woman.
Distracting myself from going down the rabbit hole of femboys, I summoned the system panel and claimed my quest reward.
[Quest Completed!]
[Octavia's interest, Gojo's blindfold, and one free spin]
Who the hell's Octavia? Never mind, just give me the blindfold and let me spin.
[Loud and clear!]
[Spinning…..]
[You received (one-time use) Ghost With The Most]
Like all the other spins, the knowledge was transferred directly into my mind, and oh boy, was this broken. This ability allowed me to have reality warping and toonforce for 30 minutes one time. If Adam proves to be someone that I can't handle, then I'll definitely need to use this, but first. I summoned the blindfold to my hands and put it on, and the difference was like night and day. When I closed my eyes before, I could still see so far, but now, I can see like a regular person outside of this, and when I close my eyes, I can actually stop seeing. System, if you were a cute anime girl, I would kiss you on the lips right now!
[fufufu~ Oh, stop it, you.]
…What?
[What?]
… Okay, never mind, I'm going back to the hotel. I use my earthbending to manipulate the ground beneath my feet to glide me across the ground, moving much faster than what I could do if I were walking. In only a few short minutes I was already inside the hotel and lying on the couch in relaxation, with Charlie nowhere to be seen. The couch was so comfortable that I was falling asleep on it… Deeper… Deeper…
DING DONG
The sound of the doorbell woke me up from my half-asleep state as I rolled out of the couch's embrace and walked towards the door. 'Is it Charlie? No, why would she be ringing the doorbell then? Is it Angel Dust? Maybe, but isn't he still under Valentino's thumb by now? Who the hell is at the door? My inner musings were cut off when I opened the door and got greeted by a wide, pearly yellow grin. A very skinny man with a blood-red suit and monocle looked down on me with a wide grin on his face. Before he could say a word, I quickly slammed the door shut in his face and yelled out for Charlie to come here.
"What? What's going on? I got here as soon as I could." Charlie says as she rushes downstairs with the same suit she had on this morning, but with a bit of drool staining her cheek. "Charlie, I don't mean to alarm you, but the fucking Radio Demon is outside of the door right now!" I say with panic. Now you may ask why I am panicking, and to that I say
ALASTOR IS FUCKING SCARY!
It's not like I was at home, making fun of him on my TV when he's animated, but when he's real, looking at you with that wide yellow grin? That's scary as balls, dude.
"Ahem, may I come in now?"
A transatlantic accent sounds from outside the door, his very voice sending chills down me and Charlie's spine. I calm down my nerves and gently pull open the door…
HAHAHAH YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS A BAD CLIFFHANGER, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!!!!