Episode 1&2

I sat on the back left of the high-end car these rich people drive. I guess it's called a harrier. My mind was just wondering how lucky I'd become. I mean, one day, I was this useless village idler who had attended a burial ceremony of someone I didn't even know. In this ceremony, I mysteriously caught the eye of someone who would later become the epicenter of my life. A noble-looking lady, who was one of the guests from the city sat next to me during the mass. She was a distant relative of the diseased and I could tell she was not in any way affected by the death. To her, this was just a formal social event. I was wearing an odd-looking bungle around my wrist. She saw it and immediately told me to remove it since it was not appealing. She went ahead and offered me one of her Nigeria flag bungle which I wore reluctantly after saying an awkward thanks. I looked at her closely and observed that she was quite beautiful. Her face looked so innocent and her hair was glowing. She handled herself delicately and her perfume smelt of assorted wild flowers during summer. She was chewing gum which she would occasionally blow. I think I might have ogled at her for a long time that she noticed. She looked at me right in the eyes and asked, 'any comments?'. I knew I had been caught and since she was a total stranger, I decided to play it naughty. 'You are sexy, I responded. "I like that, But this place is boring, could you please show me around this hood, I like nature" She responded. That way guys is how I got my first date with her... Life in the village can be quite adventurous. Here I was, strolling around the village with a beautiful goddess. I could tell the obvious look of jealousy was written all over my friend's face. I made sure we were seen by as many people as possible especially the girls, whom majority were on my exes. One particular person I made sure saw us was Jane. She was my agemate and had grown up together. I was the one who broke her cherry and we had had sex more than 50 times. She later dumped me for a Suger daddy. I showed my new date around the village. Since most people had attended the funeral, no one was at home. I took her to our home and showed her around too. I noticed she was very talkative and in no hurry. So, what do you do for a living?" She asked. "hmmmm just any work." I replied with a grin on my face. She laughed at my awkward behavior but she also understood my discomfort. "I took her to my house, which is built of mud by the way. I had swept it clean and poured water on the floor after showering. She sat on my bed and claimed she liked it. The mattress was high density although the blankets were old. I had a multiple-color bulb on and a music system alongside my computer workstation. I was living a simple perfect life in there. She suggested we watch a movie on my laptop and we chose a comedy. What amazed me most was how easily we were able to communicate and understand each other. It almost seemed like we were old buddies. Like we knew what each other wanted. I realized that she barely talked about herself or her background. All she was interested in was my village lifestyle. I took the opportunity to ask her about herself. Well, my husband and I live in a gated community where social interaction is limited to almost none," She said casually. "Did you just say your husband?" I asked her with an astonishing look on my face. "Yes am married to a Church elder." "What!!" I exclaimed aloud...

To be continued