Imagine all of the characters of Hetalia, not all characters of Hetalia actually, are objectophiles [meaning that they have a crush on objects] and the objects are literally scared of the characters of Hetalia

While Sealand, Wy, Liechtenstein and Tony the Alien, keep trying to be gremlins and secretly ship all the characters of Hetalia together

Wy glanced over at the door, before speaking again

Wy: "I wonder when any of the characters are gonna pop up here…"

Sealand looked in the direction of the door too

Sealand: "Yeah, I wonder… I'm betting it's gonna be England that comes in here first"

Liechtenstein: "yeah, He's a nosy man"

Wy: "that is pretty true.. But I think the one that's gonna come in first is Germany."

Sealand: "nah, it's gonna be America"

Tony the Alien: "I'mma vote on France coming in first"

They were all sitting at a table, in their stairs

Tony the Alien: [stares at the tea cup]

Tea cup: [speaking in an adorable little voice] "Please, please! Hide me from that British man! He's scary! He secretly likes me! And wanna "eat" me up!"

Wy and Sealand both began to laugh a little bit at the tea cup's comment

Wy: "Really? England 'wants' to eat you?"

Tea cup: "this is not a joke! They're like -uhhh— they, have BOOMBAYA with us OBJECTS!!"

Tony: [baffled] "ehhh—"

Liechtenstein: "Now what in the silly world—"

Sealand was shocked, while Wy was still amused

Sealand: "WHAT?!"

they all sat there in disbelief. Sealand was the first to speak up

Sealand: "I knew that England was weird but, I didn't expect that!"

Liechtenstein: "and, 'BOOMBAYAAAAA'?!"

Wy: "Yikes… They've been… 'doing it' with you?"

Tea cup: "No… Thank Goodness! I wasn't a victim of their 'special comfort' but I've heard that one Vodka bottle had been crying the whole time when Russia was having…y'know… with it!"

Sealand had an absolutely mortified look on his face, as he spoke

Sealand: "R-Really..? The vodka bottle was CRYING?!"

Tea cup: "Really! But recently, I've heard that Rice Cooker is getting married to China! But not in a good way… Rice Cooker didn't want to marry China but it is getting forced to. So that's a forced marriage"

Liechtenstein: [blinks] "Horrors beyond my comprehension…"

Tony the Alien: "the hell—"

Liechtenstein: "poor rice cooker…"

Sealand: "but, why would they want to do it with OBJECTS of all things…??"

Tony the Alien: "yeah! What are they? Objectophiles?"

Tea cup: "OF COURSE!"

Wy: "so.. how long do you think they've been doing this…?"

Tea cup: [coughs] "few months, I guess…"

Wy & Sealand: "FEW MONTHS?!"

**We'll be right back**