"Now, for the measurements," said Tina, getting her measuring tape.
I stepped up onto the platform, and Tina started measuring.
I would not have guessed that getting measured could be so. . . intimate. Tina was kneeling in front of me with her face right next to my you-know-what. If someone walked in on us, it would be hard to convince them she wasn't blowing me.
She keeps 'accidentally' touching it too. What is up with her? I can't suppress my arousal, anymore.
As if to prove her behavior could be even more strange than that, she started measuring my penis. I didn't want to say anything, but she was at it for quite a while. She is thoroughly examining it, measuring it in all dimensions, and taking detailed notes along with a drawing.
"Why are you measuring that?" I asked.
"I just want to make sure your majesty's clothes have plenty of space for it." said Tina, looking rather nervous.
No way, her notes and measurements are way too thorough for that.
"What's the real reason?" I pressed.
I could see the nervousness growing on her face. Then rather suddenly, she appeared to make up her mind, and quickly took off her clothes. I guess an important request is coming.
"Please allow me to make fabric replicas of your majesty's penis." said Tina
Penis plushies? What the hell.
"Why?"
"Many of the elves are very curious about it. I think they would sell very well."
Here I am trying to hide my junk, and now Tina wants to sell its likeness to everyone.
"No."
"Oh, please!" begged Tina, hugging me around my waist. "I'll do anything."
Okay, this is a little too stimulating.
Outside, Rachel was patiently waiting while other elves passed her along the road. Then, very loud moans started coming from inside. Other elves approached to investigate.
"Isn't this Tina's house?" asked one of the passers by. "What is going on in there?"
"His majesty is in there." said Rachel, blushing.
"What? How did Tina manage to seduce him?" asked another of the passers by.
"I suppose we'll have to ask her." said Rachel
"What if his majesty likes weirdos?" asked another elf.
The speculation continued until the moaning eventually stopped and then Titus emerged from the house not long after.
I thought it would be more embarrassing to leave with an erection, but half the town must have heard that. Tina was way too loud, and this is way more embarrassing.
It's written all over the faces of the elves outside. They definitely heard, and now they're acting like they didn't. Time for the walk of shame back to the palace.
After Titus left, a few of the nearby elves went into Tina's house to interrogate her.
Now that Tina is working on some clothes for me, I just want to relax for a while. I have been so damn busy since I arrived in this world. I have been so focused on getting some clothes and a place to live, I did many things I wouldn't normally do. The mental fatigue has accumulated.
But now, I have a home and there's nothing more for me to do to get some clothes. It's time to relax. I want to lie limply in bed until I'm so bored I can't stand it anymore. Then, maybe I'll practice magic or something.