I looked strangely at this girl, although she had a very pretty face especially with that brown hair, but I must say that this girl's head was a little damaged.
I'm 100% sure that this girl's brain has been infected by the chuunibyou virus to the maximum.
"Senior I-"
Before I could even speak further, she covered my lips with her finger, opened her closed eyes and looked at me as if looking at a helpless little fox cub.
"Wh-What?"
Honestly, this is starting to scare me, was coming here a mistake?
"Don't call me senior, but call me the great witch Mori summer"
"..."
I could only remain silent as I watched how she could announce such an embarrassing name with confidence.
I think this club is really beyond my imagination, I wonder if the other people inside this club are as weird as the beautiful girl in front of me?
If so, I guess it's not too late to get out of here and refine my plan once again.
"Great witch Mori summer, I came here to form an alliance with you"
Damn it! What's wrong with my style of speech? Is chuunibyou some kind of contagious disease that infects others around the sufferer?
Moreover, just look at the stars in this girl's eyes when she heard me speak like that, as if she had found an oasis in the middle of a barren desert. Didn't I already graduate from the chuunibyou phase when I started high school, but why did it start to recur again.
"Good! Good! Finally there is also someone who understands about the power of this great witch, young man tell me your name and let me finalise our cooperation contract" she spoke excitedly as she walked closer and closer towards me.
I think I have entered into the wrong club, is there an undo button to cancel my previous choice?
"My name, Tonomachi Hiroto, you can call me whatever you like, senior" I replied nervously, especially when I saw how excited this girl was.
"Hiroto, nice name, from now on call me grand witch mori because we are comrades in arms, we will prove to the world how we witches influence the world!" she spoke with ambition on her face.
While the grand witch mori started her speech, I walked backwards, observing the surroundings, to be honest this room was really very messy, especially with all the strange magic circles on the walls and ceiling of the room.
Many rags and rubbish were scattered on the floor, as if it hadn't been cleaned in a long time, does this girl not know how to keep clean?
And one thing that caught my attention the most was the dead woman lying in the corner of the room...eh? Wait, is that a corpse?!
My eyes gazed at the woman's corpse seriously, I could clearly see if the corpse was asleep among the pile of cardboard, if I may, I wanted to see if my guess was real.
"So kouhai-kun! From now on as I said, we are a duo that cannot be separated, even by death itself! And I give you permission to call me by my real name or just call me the grand witch from now on, since we are comrades in arms!"
This girl hasn't even told me her real name and she wants me to call her by her name?
When she finished speaking I could even see the fire in her eyes, I thought it was a special effect of living in an anime world, also why did her nickname for me change to kouhai-kun?
"So, can I join already?" I asked in confusion.
"Of course you can, wait, let me get you the application form and you just need to fill it out, let me hand it over to the mentor teacher when you're done"
The great witch Mori spoke with great enthusiasm as she began to unpack the box in the corner of the room right beside the woman's corpse.
If I may be honest, I feel quite familiar with this girl, but shouldn't she have already escaped the influence of chuunibyou like in the anime, after all she is already in high school.
Also, it seems that this world isn't just a pure Date A Live anime because there are some other slice of life anime mixed in here, like for example Raizen High School's student council president is shirogane miyuki and its student council president is shinomiya kaguya.
The anime they come from shouldn't have any supernatural powers in it.
I just hope that the supernatural side of this world is just Date A Live, not something more brutal like Bleach or other anime.
As I waited for the great witch mori summer, um, too long, let me just call her Nibutani, when nibutani finished throwing away a lot of papers only to find the registration form paper, she gave it to me with a smile on her face.
If only her brain wasn't troubled I think she would be one of the most beautiful girls in this school.
"Kohai-kun, take this contract letter and put your soul into the contract, after that let me finish by handing over this form paper to the guidance teacher" she spoke with great majesty in her voice.
"Thank you, great wizard" I replied.
"Umu!" she nodded as if it satisfied her ego.
So cute!
I quickly filled in all the necessary information to join the club and handed the form to Nibutani.
"Good, with just one more step you will officially join us, and after that our strength will definitely be stronger to face the demon king's army" she spoke with clenched hands, as if showing extreme hatred for the person she called the demon king.
"Demon king?" I asked in confusion, who was this girl referring to as a demon.
"You don't know? Of course the demon king I'm referring to is the osis! They ruthlessly deduct almost 80% of the taxes we should receive every month, you traitors! You mortals! How dare they look down on a great witch like me!"
Okay, it seems that this girl has a huge hatred for the osis, after all I guess I would also be upset if the budget for my club was cut by 80% even if the club was useless. But thinking of the club activity budget money as a tax, this girl gave me a new way of looking at money.
"Take it easy! Great witch, I will definitely help our club to fight against the demon king's influence!"
I replied with determination, even though I had just joined and the club I was currently living in had problems with all of its members, I would definitely not let this club be disbanded as this was my first step to turning into a better human being.
"Good spirit and loyalty, Kouhai-kun, after this I will introduce you to all the club members, also you can start the activities tomorrow, because we always have activities every day, but take it easy because you don't have to attend every time"
It seems that this club has a lot of leeway in organising its members. It's not that it's a bad thing, it's just that for the continuity of my plans, this kind of leeway is quite good because from the start I planned to keep my attendance to a minimum, maybe three times a week and the rest of the time I do part-time work, but it depends on the job I'm going to take.
If what I planned worked out, then I wouldn't have to do an actual part-time job and could attend club activities more often.
"Wait a minute" but just as a friendly atmosphere was established between me and nibutani, another girl's voice was heard from the entrance, I turned my head and only to see two loli girls standing at the entrance loudly.
While the teenage boy behind her looked tired from having to be with these two loli girls.
"Great witch Mori Summer! Why are you accepting random people? You should test what power this person has" the dark blue haired loli girl on the right walked over with a slight protest on her face.
I know her, she is the main heroine of her own story, Takanashi Rikka. And if this girl is Rikka then the man with the tired face behind her should be Togashi Yuuta and the blonde loli next to Rikka should be Dekomori Sanae.
Then if I had to guess, the figure I assumed to be the dead woman under the pile of cardboard should be Kumin Tsuyuri.
That girl has a good endurance to be able to sleep anywhere.
"Sensei! Master is right! We shouldn't accept random members! What if he's just an ordinary human with no powers!" Dekomori replied to Rikka's words.
"Great witch mori summer! You must remember that our opponents are figures like demon kings with their four heavenly generals!"
Rikkan seemed to be getting worse from your Chuunibyou's illness, or was it like that from the start.
"Shut up! As a spirit mage who has lived for five hundred years, do you think my judgement is wrong! After all, we are currently lacking members to defend our oriental magic institute"
I can only retreat at the moment, after all I don't want to get involved in their strange fight, I think I understand where Yuuta's tiredness is coming from, even I can see two big eye bags under his eyes.
But when I was about to move away and leave peacefully, that girl, Dekomori stopped me.
"Stop-Desu! Where do you think you're going-Desu!" she looked at me with sharp eyes.
"Haha, I think I still have to go home and do some things, so I'll go first grand witch mori summer!"
"You're forbidden to go-Desu! Master do me a favour and stop this guy, he's suspicious, I'm sure he must be a spy sent by the demon king-Desu!"
"Leave it to me!"
Rikka quickly moved, jumping far into the air before landing right in front of me, picking up the strange umbrella she always carried, Rikka pointed the umbrella at me.
I must admit, this girl can move very quickly, especially since that acrobatic jump was quite impressive.
But the two of them are still quite naive, wanting to play with the embodiment of the great Spirit of the earth who holds the concept of gravity? Don't joke with me.
"Fufu~ quite interesting, well I'll prove my strength to you guys!"
I slowly raised my right hand into the air, as imaginary black flames began to appear there, even I could feel a much bigger excited gaze from Nibutani than before.
I had a feeling that this girl wouldn't let go of me at any cost from now on, especially since finding friends who shared the same hobby was difficult.
"First form demon fire - Blast!!!"
With a quick movement, I threw the black flame at Rikka.
"Arrrghh!!!"
The moment the fire hit her, Rikka fell to the floor, to be honest this girl is quite good at acting, moreover she has a great imagination, I'm pretty sure if she had writing skills she would be able to write novels instead of just being a weird Chuunibyou girl.
While Yuuta who was standing behind Rikka could only stare blankly at me, that gaze seemed to say "Another one of those problematic freaks"
"You! You lackey of the demon king! How dare you do that to Master! Feel
this-Desu! Mighty Mjolnir Maul-Desu!"
Dekomori twisted his hair and threw it at me, I dodged only to see him tie himself up with both of his long hairs.
"..."
"Aaaaah!!! Let go of me you demon king lackey! Dekomori will defeat you-Desu"
I walked back, stood beside Yuuta and looked at him with pity.
"Do they do this often?" I asked flatly.
"Not often, but every day they do it"
Okay, I think from now on I will share the same burden with Yuuta.
I looked towards Nibutani, as if asking for an explanation, but she just smiled softly, unfortunately this girl also had problems with her brain.
"Senior, I'll go back first" I quickly excused myself to Nibutani.
"Ah! Okay, but come tomorrow because we'll be having a welcoming party for you tomorrow"
"Sure."
I quickly left the old-looking club building casually.
Walking away and slowly exiting the school, I could see many people passing by, both young and old who seemed to have just returned from their work.
It didn't take long for me to get home, throwing my bag into the corner, I threw myself onto the bed gently.
"Ha~ damn, I'm too tired to do anything right now"
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