1. What happened to the badly behaved witch at school? She was ex-spelled.
2. Why don't witches wear flat caps? There's no point in it.
3. What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a billionaire? A very witch person.
4. Why do witches fly on broomsticks? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
5. Why is a witch like a candle? They're both wicked to the core.
6. Have you seen the twin witches? I can't tell witch is witch!
7. What did the witch do when her broomstick broke? She witch-hiked home.
8. What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese.
9. What do you call two witches in a haunted house? Broommates.
10. What do you call a witch that lives at the beach? A sand-witch.
11. What do you learn at witch school? Spelling.
12. Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook? It was written in curse-ive.
13. What does a witch like to read in the newspaper? Her horror scope.
14. What sound do witches' cereals make? Snap, cackle and pop.
15. Have you heard about the poor witch who became a millionaire? It was a rags-to-witches story.
16. How do witches play loud music? On their broom boxes.
17. What does a young witch use to bake? An easy-bake coven.
18. What do you call a witch's spotless garage? A broom closet.
19. What do witches' cats eat for breakfast? Mice crispies.