1 What kind of lock does Dracula have on his door? A dead bolt.
2. What is a vampire's favorite soup? Scream of tomato.
3. What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange.
4. Did you hear about the vampire who needed glasses? It was blind as a bat.
5. Why did the vampire become an actor? He wanted a part he could really sink his teeth into.
6. What is a vampire's favorite candy? A sucker.
7. Why did the vampire need mouthwash? He had bat breath.
8. How do vampires flirt? They bat their eyes.
9. What is a vampire's favorite song? Another one bites the dust.
10. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck.
11. Why are vampires like dentures? They come out at night.
12. What is a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.
13. Why are vampires easily fooled? They're born suckers.
14. Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.