Meili fumbled with the knot on her men's robe.
"Aaah, no! No!" cried Tan Bowen, jumping to his feet and running over to her.
He tried to restrain her wrists, but she batted him off.
"Don't tussh me Tan Bowen! Men and women don't tussh you know! I'll scream if you keep tusshing me," she warned.
He quickly withdrew his hands. He might be arrested if she kept this up. Who knew she would be such a firebrand when she was drunk?!
She craftily realised that she was onto something that could make him do her bidding. She reached behind his back, feeling around his waist.
"Mei Meili!" he cried. "This is completely unacceptable. What are you doing? You just said yourself that men and women don't touch!"
"Ta da!!" she triumphantly withdrew his sword from its scabbard and skipped away from him.
"What the hell? Give that back this instant! I'm deadly serious Mei Meili," he charged after her. "That's very danger…"
