Jake is disguised as a spit shine boy polishing gramps's leather shoes. They are waiting for a goblin smuggler named Ralph who specialises in dark magic artifacts and he is going to make a deal with the Huntsclan and Jake, his gramps and Fu are waiting to catch Ralph and learn what the huntsclan are going to sell him.
The goblin gets out of the bus at the bus stop and Jake was about to rush in but he remembered that goblins have a sharp sense of smell and Jake just stays in his human form and sprays a strong cologne and casually walks towards the goblin and when he is within arms reach Jake turned into a dragon and caught the goblin.
Gammah Null is in invisible mode and then he uses the forcefield prison to trap Ralph the goblin. Jake has to go to school tomorrow and for that he leaves the interrogation to Gramps and Fu. Jake goes to school and Spud and Trixie come to him. Trixie said," Man, Jakey where were you? We were planning to do some serious shredding but then Brad and his chumps came took over the park using his dad's moolah. Jakey can't your billionaire daddy give you some serious cash for doing these things."
" Actually I'm glad that mom and dad doesn't spoil me rotten like Brad. I mean look at him he's mean, no real friends, terrible grades who am I kidding he fails in all the classes. My grades may be bad but I'm not failing and my grades used to be better before dragon duty. Also sorry that I couldn't make time for y'all due to dragon duties."
At that moment Jake saw Rose talking to a girl. Jake activated his ear of the dragon and heard them saying," Oh my god. I love him so much. I just want to hug him and kiss his cute little face and rough up his blonde hair." Jake hears this and let's just say his blood has been set on fire.
He cracks up a disfigured smile and approached the ladies and says," Hey, ladies I accidentally overheard your conversation and mind telling the mcdaddy of NYC about this blonde dude?" The unknown girl opens up her locker and shows a picture of a blonde idiot."
"We're talking about pop sensation Jaren McArthur." Jake just gives a heh heh laugh and says," Yo, ladies wanna see my cool skateboard stunts?" Jake starts spinning and sends the skateboard flying which almost bust open a few heads and finally landed on Rotwood's picture and ended up severing it in half.
Rotwood then came and said," Mr. Long please come with me and Ms. Rose I need you to be a witness due to the restraining order." " Mr. Jake perhaps it's time that I get to know you better." Said Rotwood and his bow tie falls in his coffee. Rose let out a silent giggle.
Jake said," Yeah, yeah of course. Let's see I'm a pisces , I dig extreme sports and I like girls." " Nooo Mr. Long I'm talking about having a parent teacher conference with your parents at tomorrow 4 P.M. It's time I talked with your parents face to face." Said Rotwood.
Jake anxiously said," But it's not my fault it's because I'm busy with my drag.. I mean drag racing." "Drag racing , Mr. Long?" Asked Rotwood." Drag racing you know where I drive a go kart and go vroom vroom vroom."
" Enough, enough Mr. Long. Just tell your parents to meet me." Said Rotwood and he slams the table which splashed the cold coffee on his face. Rose is barely containing her laughter and she is nearly kneeling.
After school:
Jake makes way through the dense crowd of customers who came to the shop for either customisation or simply tech support and he finally reached the private room marked as " Employee room."
Fu says," Good news kid. We know what the huntsclan is going to trade with Ralph here." Gramps says," Fu dog performed a truth spell and it turns out to be the orb of Malorphus." Fu dog opens a magic book and it projects a purple orb swirling with black wisps of energy. Fu says," Now what do you think it is? Is it A. A funky paper weight or B. A big ball of evil. If your answer is B then your correct."
Gramps says," The orb of Malorphus is formed by high concentration of dark magic and Ralph here was planning on selling it to a very violent goblin gang." At that moment Ralph said," A goblin's gotta eat too." " Don't worry G, the Amdrag will soop down and kick huntsclan butt and get the orbs of Malorphus,yo."
" No young dragon. It will be better if you do this one undercover." Said Lao Shi. Jake asked," Uh, gramps how do you plan to turn something this handsome into that.....?" Ralph just grunts angrily. " Using the shapeshifting potion." Said Fu. " Now, Let's see Unicorn hoof clippings, Ogre nose hairs, bottled troll belches and finally blend them. Down the hatch kid." Said Fu.
" Dragons have natural shapeshifting abilities and this potion lets you tap into that power." Said Lao Shi. Jake gulped it down like a champ and didn't barf. He then turned into Ralph, then Lao Shi and then Fu dog. Finally he turns into the huntsman and does some dancing. Gramps said," Jake practice on your goblin voice because the meeting with the huntsclan is in one hour."
Jonathan Pov:
I was exercising in the gym and at that moment my glasses received a report from Gammah Null and it explained what Jake was going to do today. I stopped and looked at my seemingly perfect hands but I actually hide it using a layer of my nano armour beneath it is my extensive collection of scars from knife and bullet wounds a side effect of installing my previous life physical stats. I can easily subdue a bunch of trash huntsclan but in front of the enemies my son will face in the future my skills will not be enough. So, it's time to choose an ability from the shop. I go to the ability page and open it :
1. Superman template 100% complete. 10 trillion AP
2. White Lantern template 100% complete. 50 trillion AP
3. Lee Geon god of Ophiuchus template 100% complete .( Authority over life and death and devourer of gods.) 10 trillion AP
4. Naruto Uzumaki (7th hokage) template 100% complete. 100 billion AP
5. Sasuke Uchiha (Rinne sharingan) template 100% complete. 100 billion AP
6. Madara Uchiha (Rinnegan) template 100% complete. 300 billion AP
7. Hashirama Senju ( Monk sage, sage physique, five gates of Rashomon contracted, five elemental nature mastery, fireball technique, water dragon bomb technique, water severing wave technique , wind vacuum bullet technique, earthflow wall technique, lightning murder, the three body techniques, Mayfly technique, wood style: multi wood clone jutsu, Wood Release Secret Technique: Nativity of a World of Trees, Wood Release: Advent of a World of Flowering Trees, Wood Release: Nativity of a Sea of Trees, Wood Release: Wood Dragon Technique, Wood Release: Wood golem Technique, Wood Release: World of Trees Wall, Wood Style : Wooden Lock Wall Jutsu, Wood Release: Cutting Technique, Wood Release: Four-Pillar House Technique, Wood Style: Wood Expulsion Jutsu (Dragon face shield),Wood Style: Giant Forest Jutsu, Wood Style: Silent Strangle Jutsu, Wood-Style Sixty-Year-Old Technique — Kakuan Entering Society with Bliss-Bringing Hands, Kanzeon Lotus King, Sage Art: Gate of the Great God, Sage Art Wood Release: True Several Thousand Hands Buddha.) template 100 % 700 billion AP
Note: Due to the absence of chakra in the native world, chakra will be replaced with chi.
I choose the Hashirama Senju template because of the Mayfly technique which is white zetsu's technique. The template loads in my body and I feel like my vitality has become endless and I feel one with the world. My reaction speed has become even more sharp. I attempted the Mayfly technique in order to reach an island in the Pacific which I could detect due to the density of roots and I was able to reach it in 5 seconds seems like the system modified a few weaknesses of the Mayfly technique.
In the deserted island I activated the legendary monk sage mode and eyeshadows like Hashirama Senju appears and I attempted the Sage Art Wood Release: True Several Thousand Hands Buddha and I was actually able to exert it's full power and then comes the emptiness which comes with the draining of large amounts of vitality. My sage physique is trying to cope with it but the speed is not fast enough and I can also feel that I have lost a certain amount of vitality permanently.
This super large scale technique can only be used 5 times before the user finally dies and becomes a corpse with immortal cells.
I said," J.A.R.V.I.S send a Panacea via teleportation." After a few moments a blue glowing cube the size of a sugar cube appeared on my right palm. I swallowed it and I felt it. My sage physique has become a true immortal physique and my vitality has become endless in the truest sense.
I again practiced the true several thousand hands Buddha and now I can finally use it infinitely and I also practiced the Wood Style: Silent Strangle Jutsu, Wood Release: World of Trees Wall, Wood Release: Advent of a World of Flowering Trees, Wood Release: Nativity of a world of Trees and Wood Release: Cutting Technique , the technique which killed Neji Hyuga.
I received a report stating that Jake's mission was a success and he will meet with the huntsclan tomorrow at dawn to get the orb of Malorphus. I use the Mayfly technique to reach home and no one has waken up yet. I decided to customize my MJOLNIR ARMOUR and it was done after a few seconds and it looks like this.( A\N: Hashirama Senju style armour but looks more advanced with hexagon pattern in armour plating and a military blue, white and grey square chemo.)
I went to bed and lay down beside Susan. Susan feeling my presence said groggily," Why were you so late? It's bad for your health to stay up so late." I replied," Got a little caught up in research. I love you honey." " Luv yuu tu." Said Susan groggily.
Next morning I wake up and Susan is making breakfast and being the best husband I am I go and help her in the kitchen. I suddenly say," Huh, without Jake and Haley not fighting to be first in the bathroom the mornings feel quiet." Me and Susan were just flirting and at that moment Jake came into the dining room and said," Mom, dad I have something to say." I say," Don't keep us waiting Jakester."
" Mr. Rotwood would like to have a word with you." I snapped and said," Why? Has he found more proof about you being a dragon?" " Uh no, he wants to talk to you about my falling grades. But don't believe him he's a total freak."
" No matter how big a freak he is we will have to talk with him. After all he is still your teacher legally." I replied. Jake just lets out a dejected sigh. Then I went to my downstairs office to review some things and Jake sends Haley to school and then he himself goes to school.
Jake is thinking how to cancel the parent teacher meeting and at that moment he remembered about his temporary shapeshifting power and plans to do something fun for him.
The recess bell rang and Jake saw Rose talking to the previous girl. She said," I can't believe it Rose that you can't go to the Jaren McArthur's concert." " Yeah, neither can I. But that's life." At that moment Jake shapeshifted into Jaren McArthur and did a weird walk and all the girls went insane. A fan girl yelled," I love you Jaren." "Well, I don't like you. As a matter of fact I hate all of you. Do you think I make songs about you guys? No, I make songs to make money. See you losers at my concert. Hah hah." Said imposter Jaren.
This would have been a small issue but now there is social media ahead of schedule and guess what? My son's little stunt went viral and Jaren McArthur has now been pinned at the pillar of shame. Well, there goes his hair gel fuelled music career. Also, his music is like an insomniac who is high on cocaine singing in a broken speaker which means it's stupid and trash. Fake Jaren takes a turn in an empty hallway and what they see is Jake sitting in the hallway floor and holding his head.
Rose quickly went to help Jake and said," Jake!!!! Are you alright?" " I'm fine Rose. Thanks for helping me." Said Jake in a flirty voice. Goddamn, those advice might have worked a little too well on my son because I don't know whether I should be worried or proud.
Jonathan Pov:
Me and Susan finally reached Millard Fillmore middle school and we made our way towards the meeting room 1A but before we could enter a black man came and said," Mr and Mrs. Long your meeting room has been moved to the meeting room 2B. Please follow me." We follow him to the room and I complement his tie and I know it's Jake but a little less butterfly paradox has always been a good thing.
We entered the room and after a few moments came the supposed Mr. Rotwood. I started by saying," Mr. Rotwood you said you wanted to talk to us about our son's grades?"
Jake in a fake Germanic accent said," Jake oh what a fine individual he is. All my life as a eductor I have never seen such a hip hopping genius." " Uh, that's not what you said in your letter." Said Susan.
" Oh I can never hope to be as hip hoppin Mcdaddy as Jake because I'm a freak. I like to eat dog food and do the traditional hola hola dance." Said Mr. Rotwood and he was wearing a Hawaiian leaf skirt and weird socks and classic shoes. He jumps on the desk and starts barking while shaking his hips.
Both me and Susan angrily get out and I say," Our son is right that guy is really a freak and thank god I took the spy camera. Now I can kick him out of school." Susan agrees with me. And then Jake turned into Susan and went to Mr. Rotwood. Mr. Rotwood said," Please sit down Mrs. Long." Suddenly Susan slammed the desk and said," Mr. Rotwood you're just jealous of my mcdaddy hip hoppin son as you will never be as hip hoppin as him. You should be sent to Gerbeckamania. Good day Mr. Rotwood."
" Uh it's actually Professor Rot.." before Rotwood could finish Susan yelled," I said good day Mr. Rotwood." And slams the door shut. Poor Rotwood just looked flabbergasted and then Jake tricked Brad pretending to be skateboarding pro Tommy King.
Canal Street Electronics:
" Jake are you ready to retrieve the orb of Malorphus?" Asked Lao Shi. " As ready as I will be G." Jake transformed into Ralph the goblin and as he was about to take the orb Jake's bottom turned into Jaren McArthur's and then his face. A huntschump attacks but Jake dodged it and then Rose spanked Jake's (Jaren) ass using her weird glow stick and winks at Jake. Jake is then captured and Lao Shi is on his way using Ralph as a bloodhound but I'm going there first. Except Jake's face everything has transformed into his original self.
Rose Pov:
" That same pants and shoe, that same red jacket with yellow patches. No it can't be him. But if he is who I truly believe he is then forgive me huntsmaster." Thought Rose and clutched her glowing death stick tighter. At that moment the dragon quipped," So, you do this all the time huh?"
Rose with an arrogant and somewhat flirty tone said," First time to someone so hot."
" Meh, I bet you say that to every dragon you capture." Said the dragon. " SILENCE DRAGON!!!! This is the moment of truth for in moments your human face will be revealed." Said the huntsman. But suddenly a wall of trees suddenly started to grow in front of the dragon and a man with weird patterns on his face and long brown hair appeared before Jake and helped him get free. Jake asked," Who are you?" Jonathan replied," You can call me sage."
At that moment the trees were burned using the huntsclan murder sticks and the huntsmaster ordered his henchmen," Capture them." The huntschumps jumped into action and tried to engage me in close combat. But their moves are worthless as they are killed by a single punch but there were 10 more so I did what should be done and I started weaving hand signs and yelled," Wood style: Nativity of a world of trees." The ground burst open and an endless forest started to grow and entangled most of the huntschumps and they were crushed to death.
Huntsmaster and huntsgirl were the only ones alive because I let them live. At that moment I was suddenly attacked by a blue long dragon and I performed the wood style: Silent strangle Jutsu at lightning speed which entangled the dragon which is Lao Shi.
I said in Hashirama Senju's voice ," I mean you no harm." I retract all the trees and not even holes remain and I also covered them with a new patch of grass using wood style. I made my way towards the trees and I vanished using the Mayfly technique. Leaving a flabbergasted son and father in law behind.
The next day:
" Man, yesterday was wack I'm telling you gramps. Who was that guy?" Said Jake. " Unfortunately young dragon, no record of his unique abilities exist even in the archives of the dragon council. Only time will tell. Jake you didn't misuse your shapeshifting powers even once?"
" Nah, G." Replied Jake. At that moment Jonathan and Susan was quarreling with Rotwood, Spud and Trixie were discussing the appearance of Tommy King in their local skatepark and girls were discussing how horrible Jaren McArthur is. " I'm busted aren't I ?" Jake asked. " You don't know the meaning of it." Yelled Lao Shi. Everything was recorded by Gammah Null including Rose spanking Jake in Jaren McArthur form.