"one day, it is said that a massive meteor came crashing through space, and as scientists frantically attempted to stop it, or at least slow it down, it was no use, as in a flash a huge crater had suddenly arose from earth's atmosphere, as scientists went to investigate the sudden crash land of this rogue meteor, it is said that beams of light came flushing out of it."
"As the beams of light grew weary, smoke began to exert out of this said 'meteor'."
"And through the rough clouds of smoke arose a being, not one that shed the same human skin that we wore, but instead had scales growing out of it, and gills coming from either side of it's throat, followed by a wiredly long whale-like tail, which overcrowded it's body."
"There it stood, wearing an oddly good-looking top hat, followed by it's red and black hair, spiky teeth, red eyes and red skin, which accompanied his red and black suit and tie perfectly."
"Well, at least that's how I remember it."
"After all, I'm that 'outer world being!'"