"Y'see guys, I keep on telling y'all, yo!"
"The reason' I came down to good ol' earth was to get some good ol' cash, yo!"
There lies the mystery alien, sitting down, tied to a desk chair, with harnesses tied to every corner, strapping down the now-hopeless alien.
Infront of him stood one tall male wearing dark shades which hide his sharp eyes, that go well with his slick-back neat brown hair, that smartly stood still along with his sharp posture.
Stood behind him was another person wearing the same smart outfit in all black, but instead this time it was a girl, with decently long hair, with dark green hair, which was a perfect match for her also dark green eyes.
The male steps forward.
"My name is dark and partner behind me is light, and we are are apart of the government special force, meant for hunting down supernatural beings like you."
"Dark and light, yo?"
"They don' sound like regular human names to me, yo."
Replies the alien.
"My, we have a bright one here, 'ey?"
"Yes, they are codenames, how did you know they weren't real names?"
"Simple, yo."
"I studied you lot before headin' down here in my makeshift asteroid, which was a spaceship in disguise, yo!"
Replies the alien.
"First off, why the hell do you talk like that, and secondly why did you come down to earth in the first place?"
Asks the agent, who is starting to get slightly annoyed by the aliens weird way of speaking.
"Firstly, yo, I speak like this to match the, what you lot call it; the slang, to better fit into human society, yo!"
"And secondly, yo, I came down to good ol' earth to get some quick cash!"
"Ya see, I heard 'bout a protected planet called earth, yo, and when I found out why it was a protected planet, it turned out that y'all had some pretty nifty things called trees, yo."
"And realising how rich I could get off of em' I decided to come over 'n' steel em', yo!"
"And after getting authorisation from the higher ups I could go visit earth, I had planned to steal every last tree, yo."
"But, sadly they but a funny lil' tag on my back that would vapourise me in an instant if I were to harm this protected planet, yo!"
Says the alien, clearly being obedient towards the humans.
"So, let me get this straight, you came down to our planet to steal our trees?"
Says dark.
"Yessir!"
Replies the alien.
"And the only reason you didn't, was because you would have died?"
"Mhm!"
Says the alien.
"And now you are stuck in our planet I take it?"
Replies dark.
"Yup, correcto!"
Replies the alien.
"Well, if this is all true, we have the technology to kill you, but we won't."
Says dark.
"I do say I'm surprised, yo."
Replies the alien.
"And the only reason for this, is because of your crash landing, you have spread some sort of toxins, giving sertain humans abilities that define our logic."
"And since the past few days you have been around, it seems more and more people are gaining powers, and the more people there are, the harder it is for us to despo- I mean assist them in there troubles."
"And because humans will always be humans many people are using these powers for bad purposes."
"So, in short, we can't really do much about them, as we don't have the right technology to deal with them."
"So, I want you to help us take them down?"
"How, you may ask, well originally we wanted you to kill them, but due to your surcumstances with the tag on your back we can't rely on you doing so, so, instead we plan on you to assist us."
"There are two ways you will do this: one, you will teach us how to use this technology, which we ourselves will use to defend against potential evil, and second, you will work as a teacher at our newly designed school for teenagers with these new abilities, not only to help them control the powers, but also so we can lead them into a path of heroism, instead of a bad path, as many young people with powers would most likely use it in some sort of bad way, as, I'm sure of which you know, adults are far more mature compared to younger human beings."
Says dark, hoping that the alien would agree to these terms.
"No, yo."
Replies the alien.
"If I'm gonna do all 'dis stuff for you, yo, I expect payment."
"Which is exactly why we have this prepared for you."
All of a sudden, light, the other agent who has stayed quite the entire time steps forwards, before handing dark a small tree, still in the process of growing.
"As long as you agree to these terms, and at least teach for five - ten years, then you will get trees every few weeks."
Says dark.
"You humans are smart, yo!"
"I'm in, yo!"
Replies the alien.
"Oh, and by the way, what name should we call you?"
Asks dark.
"Well, out of the many human names I have come across, the name that looked the bes' for me, yo, is.."
"Ji-ho, yo!"
"I see, well, you have a deal, Ji-ho."
Dark says, before reaching his hand out to shake Ji-ho.
"I know what this is, yo, it's a handshake, yo, but sadly I can't handshake you back, yo, after all I am restrained by this harness, yo."
Replies Ji-ho.
Dark seems taken back, and quite flustered, after realising his mistake.
"Oh, right.. i-i knew that!"
Dark says, embarrassingly, before feint laughs come from light, who is still behind him.
Dark coughs, before regaining his usual stance.
"Well, then, it's on, Ji-ho, from now on, you'll be a teacher for the newly to-be-built highschool for the irregulars!"
"Good luck."
Says dark, before walking out of the interrogation room, followed by light.