" Ding:-
Assessing the current situation...
Detected problems:-
1) The User can't even satisfy his own wife.(Danger level:- 5 max)
2) The User has been living in a lie.(Danger level:- 4)
3) The User is now in the original form, which will affect future plans.( Danger Level:- 1)
Problems that can be solved with current resources:- 1
Do you want to solve it?"
" Original form?"
Luke looked at his hands, and he almost screamed.
" What the fuck have you done to me? What am I? A robot?"
" Cannot answer this question because there is already a question directed to The User! If you want to get answers please contact the system administrator to upgrade the system."
A warning message with in red background appeared in front of him.
" Bullshit! How old of a system you are! Can't even do two processes at once!"
" System information cannot be revealed to The User due to insufficient permissions. Please contact the system administrator."
" Well that wasn't a question though! Who the fuck is the administrator?"
" You dumb fuck! How many times do I have to repeat the same message to get that inside your head of a bull?"
Another message in a red background appeared.
Again, the mechanical veins which a mysterious fluid flowed, bulged up on his forehead.
" Now, this isn't a reply from a normal system, isn't it?"
" Of course not! You can't find a system like me anywhere else, in this world, right?"
More and more veins bulged all over his forehead.
" So you mean, the thing that I'm unable to -"
" Hey, I know what you are going to ask, but first of all we should do something about your appearance right?"
This time it was on a blue background.
Even though his trashy system detected this problem as a level one which meant the lowest level of risk, out of three problems he had apparently faced, as indicated by the system, this was level 5 to him. The level 5 system, deemed was he not being able to properly fuck her wife!
" Damn it, yes, the answer is yes!" Luke yelled.
" Ding...
Restoring user's appearance to the previous one...
Done."
Luke looked at his hands and his body and gasped after finding that he had become a human again.
" Of course you are not a human, now Hahaha."
Or he thought so.
" Assessing the current situation...
Problem number three( least pressing) has been solved."
Now Luke was in his previous appearance. He looked at Almos, whose jaw was almost on the floor despite he was levitating in the sky.
" Oh, senior! Nice to see you again!" Luke smiled innocently as if he had done nothing wrong.
' What I just laughed?'
" System type:- Evil"
' Is it because of that?' Luke felt a chill on his backbone. It seemed like his system was no joke.
Seeing the expression on Luke's face, Almos's jaw quickly went up and closed, and dozens of veins began to bulge all over his forehead as if it were a replacement. His face bore an ugly expression as if he had heard the most shittiest greeting in his whole life!
" Ohohoho, nice to see you, huh? Of course, nice to see you after breaking down a Hall, which cost 200 million dollars! I guess Athena's faction will cover this, right?"
" Huh?"
He looked around and saw a pile of rocks that was all thrown around the perimeter.
" Senior, it may be rude to ask you this question, but I really need to ask from you?"
Still wearing the ugly expression on his face, Almos said, " Go ahead."
" Senior, why am I here, in the first place? And there is no Hall around here, even! Could it be that you are..."
Almos's expression got more and more ugly!
' Is he acting or he doesn't know? And what about that he is saying about me?'
" Me what? Spit it out!" Almos yelled.
After looking at Almos's eyes for some time, Luke asked, " Senior, are you interested in me? If so, please know that I'm married and I want a peaceful life with my beloved wife!"
Almos's face turned to green, and he choked.
" You fucking brat! How dare you think someone like me interested in a boy like you?"
" But isn't that the truth? Then tell me why am I between these pile of rock?" Luke who really didn't know what happened when he broke out from that cocoon asked innocently.
" Wow, this brat! So you and your faction is going to back away from paying the Government by feigning ignorance? Is that your plan? Shameless!" Almos's roared.
" Ding...
Loading visuals...
Completed."
" Thank me later you dumb fuck! Hahaha." Sytem's voice broke in to laugh.
Suddenly another blue holographic screen with a play button appeared in front of him. Luke touched the play button and soon he saw what had happened when he was busy breaking out from the cocoon.
He saw how he destroyed the Hall and almost killed Rex and other contestants who were remaining conscious. He saw how roual guards quickly evacuated all the hunters who were lying on the floor after getting defeated by Luke, earlier.
But for some strange reason he didn't feel a thing looking at that!
If he was previous Luke, he was sure that he would be devasted just by looking at that seen from afar. He would have feel as if he was a killer and repent for the rest of his life.
" Well, I can say it's because of me. As I'm an evil system, you should feel these side effects for some time."
" Some time?"
" Yeah, may be two billion earth years? No it should be five billion, or is it a trillion? Well, I don't know, but it's not much of a time." System replied promptly.
" Tri- Trillion fucking years, you say? Is that not much time?"
" Yes, it's so small that this time can't be even compared to a universal second!"
" Universal second?"
" Ah you don't need to know for now!"
" Oh? Ok? Then I wonder if I can learn the reason for you to not informing me about the things happened before that?"
" Oh that? It's simple! You didn't ask!"
" Huh? Alright it's that cliché answer!" Luke roared. " You fucker! You better give me a valid reason, otherwise -"
" Yeah, otherwise what? You think you can give me even a scratch with that little strength of yours? You can't even do it with your wife properly! Huh, dream on!" System laughed sarcastically.
Luke was dumbfounded.
Then they began to argue as if they both had met their arch rivals! This fight continued for 5 minutes and that was the limit of patience of Almos. A wave of green cosmic energy erupted from his body. His power resembled the violent nature of the sea. Anyone who felt his chaotic cosmic energy, would remember the feeling of chaotic waves encircling him trying to tear every part of his body.
" Ding..
Enemy detected..."
Suddenly a radar map appeared in front of him. In the map, Almos was marked as a red dot, and a detailed description of him was also displayed on the side.
" Name:- Almos
Age:- It doesn't really matter.
Affiliated God/ Goddess:- Poseidon, the god of sea and water.
Power level:- level 1( lowest level)
Win probability:- 0%
Description about the current situation:- As The User had destroyed one of the most valued Halls in the Tortoise Shell Arena he had gone crazy and now he had lost reasoning because of the User's act of feigning ignorance in order to refuse paying for damages. And now he just wants to kill The User and present your head as an apology for the government!
Fun fact:- Almos is into guys. He loves spending time with men."
' I was right! He was really gay!'
" Quest:-
Get your ass away from this situation before he attacks you!
Rewards:- Why the fuck do you need rewards? You will be dead if you can't! Life is the best reward, right?"
" Bullshit! You motherfucker! No rewards for a goddamn quest?"
" Life is the best reward, one can get in their own life!"
" Oh so you love philosophy?"
" No, I hate it."
Out there Almos was looking at Luke who was silent all the time. It irritated him to the extent that he wanted to kill him, right away with his own hands. But he held himself from doing something stupid as he was the Saint of Poseidon. He reminded himself how important of a person he was. This was effective, but...
" You old fuck! Why do you think I and my faction will pay you 200 million dollars?"
" Yeah, that's it I'm done with you and your bullshit! Now GO AND DIE, YOU SON OF A WHORE!"
A green blast of cosmic energy appeared in his hand and shaped into a long sword. In a moment Almos was about 100 meters away from Luke and in the next moment he was near his neck while slashing his sword.
And in that moment Luke looked at him.
" Of course! Our faction will pay for the damages!"
Almos's eyes widened with pure shock.