Hello there I am the 22 year old college kid who is sweating like a whore in church and my name is Ootsuki Zetsubou yes laugh it up my name is sad I know you and if you don't know don't look up what it means and as you can see I am a teacher standing infront of superhuman kids with my only power being common sense now you might be wandering hey Ootsuki Zetsubou how are you so fucked well I got a story for you buddy long.. long... ago...
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The Theogony
Lord Of Enigmas
Chapter 1
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A haggard man of around 22 years slowly but somewhat steadily walked in a circle while drops of crimson that seemed to slowly come out of somewhere or thing wherever he moved while a gramophone player was playing what could be called a very soothing sound track but in reverse making it sound not right like something just wasn't right after a while the crimson stopped flowing as the man.
Started muttering about the purity of Artemis, Athena and Hestia in Ancient Greek while adding in a couple of Latin and slowly they also started talking about Gabriel and Raphael and their purity in of course
Latin but this time much more shortly they started speaking in reverse Latin about Lucifer and how they were the true purest and something about hypocrisy.
Shortly after they finished talking the man sat down waiting…. and waiting but nothing happened seeing this the man got up dusted off the cloak he was wearing then muttering ''1,000 tries'' after saying that they sighed and started walking to the side of the room as to where the light is and flicking it on with their index finger shortly after that they turn around the look at the circle for one last time and then.
The sound of a human body collapsing on the ground could be heard as the man fell down unable to move but at least they could see as their eyes were open 'Is this REM parasomnia no my eyes have to be closed for that to occur or from what I briefly researched in high school hmm…. now just what is going on?'
As they pondered that the man decided to just focus on the one place that they could look at 'That is of course if you don't take peripheral vision into account.' After briefly amusing himself with this thought he finally fully focused on the front of his vision but he could not see anything wait ''Why can't I see-''
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''Urhg….'' The grunting of a 22 year old man could be heard as they slowly stood up ''My head- urgh… damn it my head feels like it's been hit by a freight train'' while the boy thought that he suddenly crouched down to the floor while clutching his head nearly clawing into it as some golden strands were ripped out ''Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!'' he screamed as he was force fed memories that weren't his.
'Aaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha it fucking burns it feels like someone is burning a whole something into my soul no not just that it feels as if my body is being slowly heated and electrocuted all at the same damn time gah fuck this aaaaaaahhhhh!'
They let out another gut wrenching scream but for some reason just in their head this time as they pass out not knowing what happened to him.
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[ Everlast.
City Of The Dawn.
Year 0001.
Tuesday.
8am. ]
A man could be seen fluttering every which way in their sleep as they let out some noises as if indicating that they were having a nightmare before he suddenly got up with a start before coughing ''Uhg- damn my head is killing me wait why are the lights so bright i'm in my base….ment?'' After saying that he rubbed his eyes while looking around the room he was in.
''Oh that's right i'm in the kingdom of Everlast and the city i'm in is the City Of The Dawn wait how do I know that and what- oh.. oh… oh I get what happened hmm but I need to see something first system status grandpa ring status window open beginners gift pack ect'' After listing off every single cringy line he knew he sighed before deciding to look for something like a dairy for instance.
'Hmm I should be able to read it if I find it since I clearly have knowledge unknown to me in my head besides it wouldn't hurt to look I mean I would be a fool too not do something so simple' While he was thinking that he closed his eyes while thinking dairy while heading moving his body and with a thud he hit his toe on a desk but he just ignored the pain as he say a book laying on the ground and with a smirk he said.
''Now that was way easier than I thought it would be now then let's check out this thing and hopefully I can read it''
After saying that he bent down picked up the book and started reading it's content while he did so he was happy that he understood the language.
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[ Everlast.
City Of The Dawn.
Year 0001.
Tuesday.
8:30am. ]
''So it seems that i'm in a medieval world well not really as this book seems to be in good quality and my place doesn't reek of shit even the air coming through the open window smells rather nice but that isn't what matters the thing that matters is the ritual I preformed seems to have worked but that is what bothers me I mean zhou mingrui should be a good example wait''
The man quickly got into the seat of a quite good looking chair as he closed his eyes as he started to not think about anything in particular and as he was doing that he felt heavy before suddenly opening his eyes sitting down on a throne but before he could look around he grasp his mouth with his hand 'God I feel like vomiting don't think I can get used to that'
But before he could finish thinking he saw a pillar with a person no it was an angel that was heavily chained to it to the point of not being able to see much of their body and they were sleeping? No the wings on the sides of their hair were just covering their eyes making it seem like they were sleeping after a while of just staring at them the angel opened their cherry lips.
''Hello Zhou Yugu'' After they said that I was inwardly surprised but I kept a calm smile on my face as I said ''Right back at you Lucifer or do you go by Satan well that doesn't really matter right now as I just want to know one thing did you cause this oh gods first light the ever brightest Venus?'' Their chains rattled for a second before stopping as they leaned forward.
Saying ''You summoned me I was never meant to be here but you ''man'' you have brought thee fallen here'' that was all they said as they stopped leaning towards me causing their chains to snap them back onto the piller.
'Fucking hell why the cryptic words why not just answer me' Zhou Yugu sighs before going back to the throne but they noticed something as they were passing by the seats 'It feels as if these empty seats should be filled but not the rest interesting however I can't risk anything right now'
Finishing that thought Zhou Yugu sat down on his throne leaned back into it and closed his eyes while making the face of a.
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''Fuck this is so boring sigh I wish at least this novel was the same'' Ootsuki Zetsubou sighed as he looked up into the sky lamenting the fact that none of the novels he once loved to read didn't exist in this place as he did so an alarm from his phone went off upon hearing it he got up with a sigh as he turned it off.
''Fuck this alarm why does it have to remind me that I have to go to school!?'' while Ootsuki Zetsubou was lamenting the much dreaded thing known as school he looked up and 'Where am I?' He was confused smeckledorfed even because he was sitting down in a office in a suit as if waiting for a meeting or but if he would look around he would notice that he was in an interviewers office.
And soon as he started or rather nearly started having a panic attack thinking he was finally seeing the pearly white gates and that his sins would be read out while being sent to the darkest crevice of hell he heard someone say ''Congratulations mister Ootsuki you have passed the interview for Polytechnic City and classes will be tomorrow...''
To that Ootsuki Zetsubou suddenly felt happy as hell as he thought 'Finally after waiting for so many years something supernatural happened to me like fuck yes I am him yes I am yes I am if I was any happier I would give up my night hobbies but sadly I am not that happy' As he slowly got up with a calm smile on his face.
And with a slight bow he walked out of the office a down the road for a little while before thinking 'Wait a fucking moment polytechnic if pronounced a certain way means academy so that means i'm going to a fucking giant school where I am constantly being monitored that means.... I won't be able to be happy at nights anymore it's like I am going through November all over again.
Wait a minute' After a split second thought he checked his watch and then his heart dropped ''Oh fuck me.....'' Well I can't be that fucked right you might be saying well when I checked my phone I figured out that I was in a city of super powered people and that I was a teacher trust me that not the wort part now drum roll please and ''My power is god damn common sense the fuck god why do you hate me so much for what did I even do....?''