After looking at that and dreading the future of having to be a teacher in a really likely magical world I decided to check out where I lived and after doing so I calmly walked straight there while thinking.
'This place it is strange it is as if people have lived here yet it's to clean hell there is not even any dog drops or even anything of the sort but the strangest thing is the noise it seems artificial as if someone carefully decided what noise happens.
Where which should be impossible even more so since humans can never be so fully dedicated to something like only making a very particular noise from just doing seemingly random stuff as the body will do some random things without you knowing for instance you fingers you might not notice it but they randomly twitch every once and awhile which can be the reason for you missing an attack in a game you play all the time causing you to lose and.
You too be angry and confused as to why you lost or even didn't attack even though you thought you clicked or tapped something-' however before Ootsuki Zetsubou could keep pondering on such things he was met with the apartment that he would be living in and seeing it he decided to stop thinking about the outside and to just relax inside it.
'Ahh my hikikomori instinct is kicking in already I wonder if I have internet?' With a smile Ootsuki Zetsubou thought about maxing out his character that would have been maxed out sooner if he hadn't insisted on not spending a single dime on the game to prove his friends wrong about the game and how one needed to be a whale to win in it.
Stepping into his new home Ootsuki Zetsubou quickly took off his shoes as he soon after closed his doors right behind him and locking it as he got to his computer 'It's a bit creepy that everything looks the exact same as my old place but ehh I always go with the flow so this doesn't bother me all too much now that I think about it'
Ootsuki Zetsubou grinned with an ecstatic look on his face ''I will prove all naysayers wrong by the end of this night I swear it!'' After shouting that out loud he was scared for a moment thinking someone like another person like him would not on his walls telling him to calm down, keep it down, shut up, get a life loser or even say I feel bad for the air you breath you human filth just to name a few.
''Ehh it's whatever though everything is creepy as hell that might just be because this place seems too artificial I mean if I hadn't read and watched so much stuff back then and now I might have been freaking the fuck out but no it's just so it finally happen ehh.....''
However before Ootsuki Zetsubou could sink further into the fact that he probably wouldn't ever see his friends or family again he quickly turn on his PC than his monitor and typed in his password before stopping as he started muttering to himself once again ''This is creepy as fuck now like I know my password isn't safe but this is the exact same PC I had I mean it even has the new Nvidia pieces I pre ordered inside of it.
I hope this isn't going to be some bullshit and instead i'm just over thinking as there have been one too many coincidences I mean that interview there wasn't even a timeflow difference afterward I remember the time and it's like-'' However before Ootsuki Zetsubou could finish his ramballing his fingers fit enter for ''no'' reason and as soon as they did.
The pop up for steams new tos didn't pop up instead what did was a video that took over his whole screen ''Nope fuck that'' After saying that Ootsuki Zetsubou unplugged is keyboard and mouse with a quickness and soon after he grabbed a knife as he thought to himself 'I know this won't do shit but hey I can hope r-'
Ootsuki Zetsubou clicked onto the triangle pointing to the right on the screen otherwise known as the play button as he thought 'Fuck you dick!' As the video started playing making him pray to god it wasn't going to be what he thought it was going to be.
[ Hello if you are watching this video it means you are the only hope for humanity... ]
''This is bullshit.....''
[ I truly am sorry for this I know you are already cursing us out but you are really the only hope we have and it's do to your ability now before you stop me we know your ability is common sense but that is needed and is vital to what happens in the gate Lilith the gate we opened back in 1988 we at the United States are truly sorry that you have to carry the burden of are mistakes however it needed to be done to reverse the sides of the world. ]
{ First briefing confirmed video has been deleted }
''Ohh now that is just bullshit what the fuck I learned nothing yet i'm supposed to save the fucking world I mean all I want to do is laze around all day after retiring at 48 I have been working since I was 15 for this and all I get is this bullshit fuck!'' After shouting that he punched his computer so hard he felt like he broke his fist before just jumping onto his bed and screaming into his pillow.
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9:08pm
Ootsuki gradually woke up to a notification from his phone he unlocked it as he rubbed his clearing all of the dried tears out 'This can't possibly get worse can it? Wait do jinxes count when just thinking of them?'
[ No. 01|N/A
Age. 5 years old
Sex. Male
Species. Adam|Homosapien
Powers. Destruction|Absolute Enyulation ( Not even quarks are spared )
Personality. Unknown ( Was deemed too powerful to be awake or asleep has been a vegetable for all 5 years of the weapons life ) ]
''Well I mean one can hope they weren't aware during that time and hey the world's not gone so everything must be fine''
[ No. 00|Trihexa
Age. ∞ years old
Sex. N/A
Species. Curse|N/A
Powers. Curse|Every Curse ( THE ORIGIN OF ALL CURSES )
Personality. Unknown ( Woke up back in 2012 given a body in 1989 ) ]
Ootsuki proceeded to walk downstairs open his fridge and then for the next 10 minutes do nothing but drink before walking back upstairs opening his bedroom door and closing it again before plopping down on his bed and thinking 'What will kill me first alcohol, smoking, stress or my students maybe all of the above toon in next week for a new episode in why does god hate me?'