Karl freaking out big time with all the attention from Valencia, but he was trying to play it cool. "Yeah, that's right. But I didn't ask for this! Back when I was just a cashier at the local store, outta nowhere bam—I got powers. This system popped up, called the Common Sense Hijack System. It... this system can control people's common sense, their feelings, or... who knows, make 'em do stuff they wouldn't normally do. And I got quests and skills too... like the SpankSome skill that makes me sound like a perv!"
Valencia gave him this look of disbelief and confusion. "Wait, you're saying you're like... a perverted telekinetic with a system giving you quests?"
Karl nodded slowly, feeling more and more awkward. "Yeah, exactly. It's insane. Now I got a quest telling me I gotta prove I can hold back from getting a boner and thinking dirty thoughts about you and Layla for two full days."
