(vote in AUXILIARY CHAPTERRRREERRRRRRR don't be lazy it's the same auxiliary chapter that held special chapter no 1 vote just had been updated.)
Etzer looked at his brocoli and rice with a few carrots in a soup and he wondered how it came to be like this..just yesterday he could remember having a meal with Sushi shrimp fried chicken with rice....
Well...
*Yesterday*
"Let's go gambling! Ah dang it..."
Etzer said as the player he bet on lost as he lost five thousand points to sudo and yamuchi and ike.
"Ah dang it"
-10,000
"Ah dang it.."
-15,000
"Ah dang it ah dang it ah dang it ah dang it×
alot"
-65,000 points.
Etzer went back to his dorms as he lost all of his points so much so for having 308 iq and being able to lift a whopping 342 kg of weight what a fucking joke bruh.
*Back to present*
"I could have swore I wasn't that high I was only on a few weeds..."etzer was totally really high and not just joking he is an unpredictable guy guys you have to trust me the guy weeds..and he is a totally responsible when it comes to private points management!
"Damn I need points I am craving shrimp gosh dammit I will never gamble again I swear and to the piece of shits quite possibly reading this I would just like to say bannana."
Etzer ate the disgusting veggi platter.."hey this is actually kind of good."everyone's face turned pale as they saw the leader of class 1-D the 308 iq monster the supposed king of the school...
Ichinose immediately left her group and sat with etzer with worried look at what he was eating.
"Etzer kun! What are you eating what happened?"she asked kind of scared and with a hint of confusion.
Etzer immediately replied as the Godfather actor he was."oh I am just trying meals that the students with no points have everyday you know I got to step out of my comfort zone you know?."
Etzer made it obvious that this was a lie intentionally."etzer kun what actually happened tell me!" Ichinose fell for his trap as etzer let out a convincing sigh.
"I....gambled... All my points..."
Etzer said it very sadly even tho his dull unchanging expression remained still on his face like unremovalble glue..
"Etzer kun! How can you be responsible!"
Ichinose just said a little madly but with more worry overriding the anger lol...
"Well I thought voting on player number 69 would work..but ah.... Player 420 won.."
Etzer said and hell this ain't made up! This is true he thought the funnier number would win but it seems like the less funnier number won..
"Etzer-kun..."She said sadly.
Etzer felt kind of guilty for once but damn how quickly that was overshadowed by how cute she was.
"I am sorry i-"
"It's okay just don't it again.."ichinose said she kind of sounded like a house wife who is talking after he alcoholic husband came to the house 3 pm without eating anything.
"Thank you ichinose."
Etzer said as he picked up the soup and tried to put it in his mouth.but of course the love blinded ichinose stopped him.
"Here say ah!" Ichinose said as she picked up a piece of fried chicken with her fork and moved it towards etzers mouth.
"No its okay I will eat my veg-" ichinose shut him up.
"Just eat!" She said as he fed him the fired chicken like a true caring girlfriend and the entire cafeteria was there and glaze about it.
Words like.."how cute!"..."they are an amazing couple!"...."I envy them so much!"
Spread faster covid around the cafeteria pretty high speed of you ask me.
This was all part of etzers plan to trap her in a love loop to where she sacrifices her own premium platter just for him of course this was a backup plan just incase he would have lost the bet unsurprisingly he lost!
You thought etzer would gamble without a reason? No no no this was simply a trick to make his relationship with ichinose grow bigger and look more natural then more of a "he did it for his own class kind of thing"
And no one gambles without a reason! Hey! I don't have a gambling problem! Trust me!
Etzer took a another fork to feed her the shrimp..don't worry they both got enough food as the premium platter that ichinose had bought was not meant for one person anyways I guess this also a reason why there is so much waste in this schools cafeteria.
After eating etzer ichinose and etzer went to the hallway and made out one time and went to class..
As you can see etzer was eating this poor girls soul like it was nothing she thought he really love him! Nope he was only after he body and power.... And sadisam and... Big me-
*At etzers dorm*
Etzer sat down on his thinking table and he realised he is not being the badass villian he hoped to be instead he was just kind of Batman but poorer and smarter with no cool servant named Alfred to do the chores for him... Oh and etzer was a little teeny tiny bitty but evil that's all(:
See it is hard to be evill many people think being evil is easy they think being evill is as simple as slapping a person who is minding their buisness! That's not being evill that's called being a dumbass with zero braincells that multiple into nothing as 0×anything Is still = to zero.
Being evill is a very hard skill which you need time and maximum effort for..I am not gonna bore you with the different levels of evilness..to be simply said being evill is hard really hard.
He can't just go and r@pe every girl he sees that just ruins and sucks the fun out of everything of being a real villian! What fun is it if your objective is over and you don't fucking bore your audience for over 69+ chapters just to declare that you're gay? That's real fun right their but sadly etzer is straight...
What quantities evil? Making a bad impact on someone life permanently...is what 1% of evill can do.
Now etzer doesn't know where to start not because there are no ways too but simply because there is too many ways too! He could just rizz up every girl in the school sure that may not work but hey! It's a idea!
"Man...I thought this would be more fun! This is just plain." Etzer said putting his palms on his chins staring at something that is over 6 inches longs and it's more fun when it vibrates and when you take it out of your mouth you spit!
A tooth brush! What the fuck did you think it was?
Oh and why was etzer suddenly in the toilet he wasn't just wanted to throw in a random zero context joke so I can maybe extend the chapter a tiny bit longer...
Etzer has decided the next time something weird happens he is gonna go full evill mode!
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