After the bizarre events in the Cloud Realm, all I wanted was a quiet night, maybe even some actual sleep that didn't involve getting sandwiched between two women who could both crush me like a porcelain peanut. But of course, Lavatoria had other plans. It always did.
We'd been traveling for what felt like days through dense, misty forests when we stumbled upon the most unusual inn I'd ever seen. Well, "stumbled" might not be the right word. Ursha had spotted it first, its glowing lanterns casting a warm, inviting light against the twilight sky. The place was nestled between the trees, looking cozy and elegant, almost too elegant for a random stop in the middle of nowhere.
The inn's sign was written in flowing golden script: The Lustful Lantern.
"Sounds promising," Nixie muttered, her eyes scanning the building with suspicion.
Ursha grunted, tossing her axe over her shoulder. "Sounds like trouble. But a bed's a bed, and I'm tired of walking."
I wasn't sure about this. There was something about the inn that felt... off. It wasn't just the name, although that certainly raised some red flags. It was the atmosphere, the way the air seemed to thrum with some kind of invisible energy, like the whole place was holding its breath.
But, like Ursha said, we needed a place to rest. So, with a sense of foreboding settling in my tank, I rolled forward, following my companions toward the inn.
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The interior of the Lustful Lantern was every bit as luxurious as the outside suggested. Soft, plush cushions adorned every surface, and the walls were draped in rich, velvet curtains. The smell of exotic incense hung in the air, sweet and intoxicating, and the lighting was low, casting the room in a soft, warm glow. It felt like the kind of place where secrets were shared in whispers and where every touch carried hidden meaning.
And then, she appeared.
At first, I thought she was another guest, a beautiful woman dressed in an elegant, revealing kimono, her dark hair cascading down her back like a waterfall of midnight silk. Her eyes gleamed with a mischievous light, and her full lips curved into a seductive smile as she glided toward us.
"Welcome to the Lustful Lantern," she purred, her voice smooth as honey. "I am Yzara, the mistress of this establishment. Please, make yourselves comfortable."
Her eyes locked onto me, and I felt a strange chill run through my porcelain frame. She wasn't just beautiful, she was dangerous. The kind of dangerous that made you want to get closer, even when every instinct screamed at you to run.
"You..." Yzara murmured, her gaze flicking over my unusual form with interest. "I've never seen anything quite like you."
"Yeah, I get that a lot," I muttered, trying to play it cool, even though my tank was starting to feel way too hot for comfort.
Yzara smiled, and I swear her eyes darkened just a little. "A living toilet. Fascinating." Her fingers lightly trailed along my porcelain body, sending shivers down my metaphorical spine. "And you're traveling with two strong, beautiful women. How... intriguing."
Nixie and Ursha exchanged glances, clearly on alert, but Yzara didn't seem bothered by their presence. If anything, she looked even more amused.
"Please," she said, motioning toward a set of plush couches. "Relax. Enjoy the comforts of the inn. I'll make sure you're well taken care of."
Ursha frowned, crossing her arms. "We're just looking for a place to sleep. Not... whatever this is."
Yzara's smile widened, and she leaned in just a little too close to me. "Oh, but surely your friend here deserves a bit of extra attention. He seems so... tense."
I was tense, all right. My tank was rattling, and my lid was twitching with the effort of trying to stay cool. There was something about this woman, this succubus queen, I was sure, that made resisting her almost impossible.
Almost.
Yzara seemed to notice that I wasn't crumbling under her touch as quickly as she expected. Her eyes gleamed with interest, and she let out a soft, delighted laugh. "You're... resisting me? How deliciously unexpected."
She leaned in closer, her breath warm against my tank. "Most men crumble under my charms, but you... you're different. What is it about you, I wonder?"
Before I could even think of a response, Yzara stood and began to slowly undo the sash of her kimono. "Perhaps I need to try a different approach."
Nixie's eyes widened. "Uh, what is she doing?"
Yzara let her kimono fall open, revealing smooth, flawless skin, and the tiniest, silkiest pair of black panties I'd ever seen. She stood there, practically glowing in the dim light, her lips curving into a knowing smile.
"Do you like what you see, Jake?" she purred, running her fingers along her hips. "I could give you so much pleasure, you know. You've never experienced anything like me."
I felt the heat building inside me, my porcelain penis beginning to stir despite every part of me screaming that this was a trap. The succubus queen was playing a dangerous game, and I was caught in the middle of it.
"I, uh, " I stammered, trying to resist the pull of her seductive aura.
Yzara sauntered closer, her hips swaying as she moved, and before I knew it, she was straddling me, her hands resting on my lid. "I can feel your strength, Jake. You're different from the others. You resist me, and it only makes me want you more."
Her words were a whisper in the air, tantalizing and dangerous, and I could feel my resistance crumbling. She leaned in, her lips brushing against my tank, her breath hot and sweet.
"Just let go," she murmured. "Let me have you."
And then, just as I was about to lose control, just as the heat inside me was about to spill over, Ursha stormed forward and grabbed Yzara by the arm, yanking her away from me with a growl.
"Enough," Ursha barked, her eyes blazing with fury. "Back off, succubus. He's not yours to play with."
Yzara blinked, clearly startled by Ursha's interruption, but her surprise quickly morphed into a sultry smile. "Ah, the warrior steps in to protect her... toilet. How charming."
"I'm serious," Ursha growled, tightening her grip on Yzara's arm. "I'll smash you into the floor if you try anything else."
Yzara laughed, the sound light and airy, but there was something dark behind it. "You misunderstand me, warrior. I wasn't trying to harm him. I was merely... enjoying myself."
She slowly pulled her arm free from Ursha's grip, her eyes lingering on me for a moment longer. "But I must admit, Jake... you're quite the temptation. You resisted me, and that's something few men can do. It makes me want you even more."
I exhaled, a weird sound for a toilet, I'll admit, and tried to calm the storm inside me. "Look, lady, I'm flattered and all, but this... this isn't happening."
Yzara's smile didn't falter. "For now, perhaps. But I'll be waiting, Jake. You may have resisted me this time, but eventually, you'll give in."
With that, she glided away, her kimono still hanging open, leaving me and the others standing in a mixture of stunned silence and awkward tension.
"What the hell just happened?" I muttered.
Nixie chuckled, giving me a playful pat on the lid. "Congrats Jake. You survived your first succubus encounter."
Ursha rolled her eyes and crossed her arms.
The air was thick with tension as Yzara glided away, her kimono barely clinging to her, and the hauntingly seductive smile still lingering on her lips. My tank was rattling as I tried to recover from whatever the hell had just happened. Resisting a succubus queen was no easy feat, and part of me wasn't sure how much longer I could have held out if Ursha hadn't intervened.
"Well," Nixie said, breaking the silence with a smirk, "that was something. I don't know whether to congratulate you or hand you a towel."
Ursha, who still looked pissed, crossed her arms and gave Yzara's retreating form a hard glare. "I've got a mind to take that succubus down a peg. She was about two seconds from sucking the life out of you, Jake."
"Hey, I was doing my best!" I protested, though the tremor in my voice betrayed just how close I'd come to giving in. "But she's... intense."
"You think?" Ursha grunted, then turned to Nixie. "Come on, we need to keep an eye on that one. No telling what she'll try next."
Nixie nodded, her playful smirk giving way to a more serious expression. "Yeah, something's off about this place. It's like she's trying to pull us into something."
"No kidding," I muttered, still trying to calm down. "She was definitely trying to pull me into something."
Before we could come up with a plan, Yzara's soft voice floated back through the air, her tone lilting and sweet, but laced with danger.
"You can't hide from desire forever, Jake," she called out, her voice drifting like a seductive breeze. "Eventually, you'll come to me."
"Fat chance," Ursha growled under her breath, her grip tightening on her axe. "Come on. Let's find somewhere else to sleep."
But before we could make a move, the lights in the inn flickered, and a strange, magical pressure filled the air. The once cozy, luxurious surroundings now felt suffocating, as if the very walls were watching us.
Nixie's eyes narrowed. "What the hell is going on? This place is getting weirder by the second."
"I don't like it," Ursha muttered, her warrior instincts kicking in. "It's like the whole inn's trying to trap us."
"You might not be wrong," I added, rolling forward cautiously. "There's something about this place that feels... wrong."
Suddenly, Yzara reappeared in the doorway, her kimono now fully open, revealing her flawless, smooth skin and the silken black panties that barely clung to her hips. She walked toward us with the grace of a panther, her eyes locked on me, her lips curling into a predatory smile.
"You're resisting me, Jake," she purred, her voice a soft, dangerous melody. "But why? I can give you more pleasure than you've ever imagined."
I swallowed hard, trying to keep my lid from rattling. "Look, I'm flattered and all, but I don't think this is a good idea."
Yzara's smile only widened as she moved even closer, her fingers trailing along my porcelain. "You're a rare one. A man... or toilet... who can resist a succubus. It only makes me want you more."
Her hands moved lower, brushing against my porcelain penis, which was already starting to extend despite my best efforts to resist. I could feel the magical energy inside me building, threatening to explode.
"Oh no, not again," I muttered, trying to pull away, but Yzara's touch was too tempting, too powerful.
Just as I was about to lose control, her fingers tracing along the length of my glowing porcelain, Ursha stormed forward, grabbing Yzara by the shoulder and yanking her away from me with a growl.
"I told you to back off!" Ursha snarled, her eyes blazing with fury. "You're not sinking your claws into him!"
Yzara, however, didn't seem fazed. In fact, she looked even more amused. "You're quite protective of him, aren't you? How sweet."
"Sweet's not the word I'd use," Ursha growled, stepping between me and the succubus. "Now get lost before I throw you out myself."
Yzara chuckled softly, her eyes lingering on me for a moment longer before she slowly backed away, her kimono still hanging open. "I'll be waiting, Jake. You may have resisted me this time, but eventually... you'll give in."
With a final, sultry glance, she disappeared into the shadows, leaving the three of us standing in the eerie silence of the inn.
"Well, that was... intense," I muttered, still feeling the magical pressure of Yzara's seduction lingering in the air.
Nixie let out a low whistle. "She's not giving up, huh? Guess you're more irresistible than you thought, Jake."
"I'd rather not be," I groaned, finally retracting my porcelain penis and trying to shake off the lingering heat. "She's trouble, and I don't need more trouble right now."
Ursha crossed her arms, glaring at the spot where Yzara had disappeared. "We need to get out of here. This place isn't safe, and I don't trust that succubus as far as I can throw her."
"Agreed," Nixie said, already heading toward the door. "Let's find somewhere else before she decides to try round three."
We hurried out of the Lustful Lantern, the strange atmosphere of the inn still clinging to us like a shadow. As we stepped into the cool night air, I let out a sigh of relief, grateful to be away from Yzara's seductive influence.
But as we walked away from the inn, I couldn't shake the feeling that this wouldn't be the last time we saw the succubus queen. Her words echoed in my mind, a dangerous promise of things to come.
"You may have resisted me this time... but eventually, you'll give in."
I groaned, rolling along beside Ursha and Nixie as we moved deeper into the night.
"I really need a vacation from all this!"