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Chapter 17 - Chapter 17: That Fucking Narrator

When Satoshi entered the carriage, he immediately took off his veil and said,

''My king, MY KING? That was a king? are you kidding me?! In a city with thousands or maybe ten thousands of people live, did I really come across a king? This can't be real... this can't be real, if you're the king, then dress like one, damn it!''

Seeing Rosie lying there eating snacks from one of the previous shops, Satoshi turned his anger towards her 

"Why are you so relaxed, we might get caught?''

''Ehm, I told you 'Sooner or later' Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock...''

"I hope you know you're my accomplice''

"What? I don't remember making a deal with a criminal like you!''

''Sometimes I envy your stupidity, look at how comfortable you are... Actually, it's easier for me to get away with it, they haven't seen any part of me except my eyes, and they know your whole face except your hair, haha...''

Rosie's eyes filled with tears and she started shaking Satoshi back and forth,

"Hey, hey, hey, you have to help me! I can't let my beauty waste in jail! I haven't finished my masterpiece poison, I have to finish it and make you taste it!!!''

"Whoa... whoa... whoa... whoa... hey hey hey stop, stop shaking me!"

Rosie calmed down after a few minutes and they began to consider the situation with a clear head,

Satoshi said, "Hmm, actually the king didn't seem too suspicious of us, he just seemed to hate us right now''

"Yeah yeah that's true so nothing bad will happen, right?''

"Worst case scenario, executioners strangle us to death in our sleep''

Rosie grabbed her throat and said, "Eek!''

''Tomorrow night, after everyone fall asleep, we will disappear''

''Why tomorrow and not tonight?''

"It's not easy to say goodbye to the power of this outfit, okay? I have to enjoy it for one more day''

"I can't believe you but okay, and what about all the stuff you bought? Don't you want to keep them?''

''Yeah but we just can't just carry them with us all the time we might get robbed or we could be interrogated by the city guards… How many magic gems can you keep in your mana space?''

''Depends on how powerful it is, and that red stone you gave me takes up a lot of space anyway''

"Give me a number!''

"Maybe three, maybe four''

"I've robbed the whole store, just three or four not enough, we have almost fifty gems''

"Why don't you use your mana space?''

''Oh yeah, you were going to teach me that before that creature interrupted us, how many gems do you think I can store?''

''I don't know, when you measured your mana in the village it was very low, have you used any magic since then?''

Satoshi said, momentarily remembered the tortures he had inflicted on people in the villages,

''Oh I certainly did plenty of that along the way''

''Then your mana level may have increased, so I can't say an exact number, we'll have to try and see''

"Wait a minute, this thing can increase?''

''Of course it can increase, what do you think, your mana level at five years old is the same as your mana level at thirty years old? Wait a second, you never cast a spell until you met me?''

''Ehm... No? Is that a bad thing?''

''I can't say it's a good thing that you didn't increase your mana pool until that age, but you learned the spells I taught you pretty fast, so we can call it a good thing''

Satoshi smiled smugly and said, "Heheheh, of course I learned fast, I'm probably an undiscovered genius or something''

"Of course you are, now pick up a magic gem and let's get started''

Satoshi took out a blue, palm-sized magic gemstone, which he slipped into his pocket. Rosie said,

"Okay, now that you can feel the gem physically, I want you to feel it also in the mana vise''

Satoshi closed his eyes and began to think inwardly as if meditating, 

'Feel the mana... feel the mana...'

He opened his eyes and reproached,

"How the hell am I supposed to feel its mana? This thing is not my body part''

''I couldn't understand what you were doing anyway, why did you close your eyes?''

''Ehm I don't know, maybe to find inner peace or something?''

''What the fuck is that?''

"Whatever it is, tell me what to do''

''Oh okay I guess we have to start from basics, Feel the mana flowing through your body with that you can easily picture it in your mind and now think that you have created it in another dimension. A pool of mana that looks just like your body''

''In another dimension?''

'Yes, in your mind an empty space but you gotta put your mana in there in shape of your body. That mana will be your mana space and if your mana level increase that space will increase by its own''

''Can I picture my mana in another shape?''

''Yes but it would be hard to picture it for beginner like you''

''Okay, I'll try''

Satoshi without realizing it closed his eyes again, Rosie thought it was funny but she kept silent and waited, half an hour passed and there was no response from Satoshi, at that moment the car stopped and they arrived in front of a hotel.

Rosie immediately put Satoshi's veil over his mouth, the guard opened the door of the carriage and saw that the Archbishop's eyes were closed,

''Ehm sir, we are in front of the most luxurious hotel as you requested''

Rosie, "Ehm... He's praying right now, he asked us not to disturb him''

"Oh of course, I'm going to make the reservations at the hotel then. You can call me when the Lord's prayer is over.''

"Sure, thanks''

The bodyguard finally finished his conversation without being insulted and headed to the hotel to take care of the reservations.

A few hours later, Rosie had fallen asleep and woke up to Satoshi's yelling,

"I got it!''

''Gah! What did you got whaa?! Huh? Why are you yelling?''

''Huh what the hell are you talking about, you wanted me to imagine my mana in shape of my body in my mana space''

''Oh yes, something like that happened!''

Satoshi was confused when he looked out of the carriage and saw that it was already dark, he thought

'What the Chinese cultivation shit is that? Its already night?'

Rosie stood up and called out to the guard, the guard came and escorted them to their room, all the while you could see on his face that he was impressed that the Archbishop had prayed for so long with such determination.

After they entered their room, Rosie told Satoshi what to do next and went to sleep.

What Satoshi had to do was to feel the gem's mana as he felt his own but he couldn't do it for hours and he come up with another solution, he build a layer of his mana on the surface of the gem. Through this layer he would be able to feel the gem as part of his body and part of his mana, and he would be able to transfer it to his mana space

This was just the first step in mana space, and imagining your body shape was just to make it easier. However, people with abnormally high amounts of mana could not only visualize their own bodies, but they could also create entire cities in their mana space.

He stayed up all night to learn this and finally succeeded. He started to transfer the stones into his mana space and realized a certain problem, he was only able to transfer five gems into his mana space...

'Are you fucking kidding me, am I really that weak? Rosie was able to transfer that giant red gem and then she transferred three of these stupid gems. And me, I can only transfer five palm-sized gems? I could have put them in my pocket and carried them! I didn't sleep all night and that's what I got… Great. Ahhh that's why I hate working hard, it always ends with disappointment'

Satoshi fell asleep at sunrise.

...

An hour or two after Satoshi fell asleep, the guard knocked on the door and woke them up. Satoshi was quite cranky from lack of sleep. Rosie asked to mess with him,

"Hey, did you use your mana space?''

"Yes, I did.''

"You did it?! How did you manage to feel the mana of the gem in one day?''

"I didn't. I found another solution for myself''

"What's the solution?''

''I covered it with my own mana and sent it to my mana space like that''

"Did that actually work?''

''Yes, now that you've got your answer, can you shut up? I have a headache from lack of sleep''

After hearing this, Rosie realized that Satoshi really had a talent for magic, and the method he used made her think of something. Shape-shifting magic! Although she hadn't learned it from her friend Anna, when she combined the few basics she had learned from her with what Satoshi was saying now, she had an idea of how she could do it...

Meanwhile the hotel maids came in and brought the food, Satoshi didn't have much of an appetite from lack of sleep but after eating a few things he said he was tired and went back to sleep. Rosie on the other hand, was lazing around the room, practicing her shape-shifting spell. 

*While was Rosie doing that, Satoshi had a dream (waving dream animation uoooooh)*

In the dream Satoshi was on his previous life, in the earth we know. The only thing was that, he was… in a kindergarten patting kids… but why though? Until that moment, his dreams only consisted either milfs or oily me- ehm never mind, but you get the point. Beside that, he doesn't like kids at all, I mean you should've noticed that until now.

All those hints made him realise that he was in a dream, then he slapped the shit outta that kid and looked down, then he saw it. The archbishop cloak…

He jumped out of the bed in sweats and saw the cloak on him. He tried to remember if he slept in it or not, turned to Rosie to ask but she was sleeping at that moment.

'Why are you even sleeping? We supposed to leave this night… anyways…'

Then he gazed upon the cloak once more and thought 'I guess being the Priest makes you the pedophile… sorry old man.' 

'This cloak not only has power, but something far more worse… something mysterious about kids… Especially.' He got up unwore the cloak and put it in the closest chest and locked it down, 5 locks, I don't know why the hell did I specifically I gave you that number but anyway.

He sat down to his bed looked to Rosie and thought 'Huh she looks uglier after I unwore that cloak' 

He laid down and slept that night, or so he thought…

The chest shivered… as if something… inside was … moving… I don't know what the fuck am I doing with ellipses… alright I now seriously think that someshits' possessing me… ?… what the fuck…

A/n: I just got bored…

Bro stops with those ellipses or imma beat the shit outta you

A/n: you talking to me? How the fuck?..

I am the mighty, sexy, handsome and at the same time beautiful narrator whom do thy think thyselves ante of

A/n: I don't know that fancy of an English bro

Of course you don't, thats why I've been telling your shitty story for the last past 16 chapters 

A/n: Damn already that much? It felt like 50 ep.

Bro you wrote it

Author's A/n: Fuck you mean I'm writing that shit can I just fucking continue the fucking story?

Huuuuh? You just showed up? Wait then how many author are there?

A/A/n: I'm kinda shy yk. I dont really show up all that much…

Well then, I shall continue the story uhhh where was I? Yeah yeah yeah, the pedo cloak… yes.

The chest continued shivering until the locks started to fall of one by one, the cloak had used some magic to pick lock them

As the cloak went out it observed the incinity, looking for the magic gems Satoshi was gifted with by nobles and then it snatched one of them and then he made Satoshi's sleeping body wear itself

With the possessed body of Satoshi, the cloak defenestrated itself to the streets and started to wander around for its target…

At that time there was a festival occurring and the cloak was well informed and had a plan, it with the possessed body of Satoshi went through the narrow streets and passages until they found a child close to the walls (im in your walls btw)

A/n; :/

Alright alright,

They approached the kid and the cloak used Satoshi's mouth to say;

''Hey there my fella, are you into magic?''

''Archbishop! I've always wanted to meet you!''

''Ahahaha is that so, well then, for the memorial I have a gem for you in my van''

''In your what?'' 

''I mean in my patch scabbard, want it?''

''I'd like to sir!''

As the possessed Satoshi lend the gem to the kid and started to pat the kid's head with a creepy smile, a milf passed by;

And Satoshi's body alerted, as if a hunter's instinct and with that overwhelming power of Satoshi's body, the cloak started to lose power over the body 

The Cloak screamed in agony in 'cloakian' and its spirits vanished to the dunes of eternal doom and thus Satoshi woke up and chose violence

As Satoshi got into his senses he smacked the living shit outta that kid, and then Satoshi's gaze locked to the milf only to see her disapproving nod

And when he saw that, he was devastated and started to weep down and then he went back to the hotel with baggy eyelids

Well if you wonder about the kids well-being, don't. Cuz Satoshi doesn't.

As Satoshi was going to his room, his bodyguard saw him and ran up to him anxiously and said. '

''Your Excellency?''

Satoshi slapped him without a word,

''Master, When did you go o-''

*Slaap!*

"Si-''

*Smaack!*

Satoshi no longer concerned about the possibility of being recognized by his voice, he was just furious,

''What kind of bodyguard are you, you stupid gin- car- ora- Hmm I can't think of any new insult for now... Hey what's your name?''

''My name is Zephyros Your Excellency, Please forgive me for my mistake, from now on I will be closer to you and I will always keep an eye on you!''

''No, you won't. In fact I'm dismissing you right now''

Zephyros looked at Satoshi with puppy eyes, Satoshi raised his hand to hit him but this time he chose peace and gestured for him to leave and then Zephyros left the hotel in tears...

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