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The ridiculed fisherman

DaoistX8Ih3n
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The anchor is a fishing guy called Hakuno who traveled to a parallel world and was ridiculed because he often couldn't catch any fish, and was bound to the Lifetime to be Strong System, which led to a super-funny story.
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: No way, Anchor, you're actually playing for real!

 Yue City, Xiang Province, the fifth day of the Lunar New Year.

 Dongting Lake lakeside restaurant, dinner time.

 Looking at the fishing rod next to the dining table, the youth let out a long sigh.

 The youth's name was Bai Ye, and he had just crossed over to this world more than ten minutes ago, and his current identity was a small anchor.

 The content of the live broadcast is outdoor wild, although it is just started not long ago, but due to this world than the previous world process is a little slower, but also let him eat a head soup, mixed a hundred thousand or so fans.

 However, the number of people who really watch online is less than a thousand people, people mainly watch a lively, after all, there are not many outdoor anchors.

 Bai Ye rubbed his temples, a little tired.

 Combined with the memory of the predecessor, this crossing can be described as rotten.

 Other people crossing over is either a rich and handsome, or a star director, or simply crossing over to the world of metaphysical high martial arts to be withdrawn from marriage, and from then on all the way to open up.

 How about yourself?

 This predecessor of the card balance of only a few thousand dollars, parents are alive, but is just ordinary can not be more ordinary workers, the family can not even buy a house down payment can not come up with the kind of.

 How?

 The opening a fishing rod, equipment all rely on fishing?

 This matter of all the days through the Bureau really do not care about a tube?

 Really not as good as crossing the OK, at least in the previous life, Bai Ye is considered a good mix, house car have, the result is now directly to zero to start again right?

 "Where is the system?" Bai Ye asked in his heart, "Are you in the system?"

 Asked three times in a row, no response at all.

 Bai Ye sighed for the second time and couldn't help but spit out, "How come you don't abide by the basic law of crossing over at all ..."

 [Ding!

 Before he finished spitting, a voice really rang in his head.

 [System loading completed]

 [The 'Be Strong for Life' system is at your service]

 [Host: Baiano]

 [Gender: Male]

 [Characteristics: A good-looking punk]

 [Currently strong points: 0 points]

 Bai Ye: "..."

 Thanks, you were at least gentle when you insulted me.

 After a long time.

 Bai Ye finally figured out how this system worked.

 To put it simply, as long as the events he did took on a 'strong' nature and brought 'strong emotional feedback' to others, he could earn strong points.

 Strong Points could be drawn in lotteries, opened in the system store, converted into money, and so on.

 It was considered to be fully functional.

 The system also gave a very straightforward example-

 If someone says that you are not funny when you tell a joke, then the joke you tell along with it takes on the nature of 'Be Strong'.

 If the joke is particularly funny and the person listening to it laughs out loud, this provides emotional feedback.

 The more widely the joke you tell spreads, the more points you get.

 Isn't this just putting a [100% Must Eat Excitement Buff] on yourself that won't go away?

 Wait, which ji is ji?

 Thinking about this Bai Ye had a bit of a heart attack, and then only reacted to the fact that this world did not have that group of sand sculpture netizens who were madly looking for people to ask for emoticons.

 But ...

 Bai Ye's eyes lit up, if that's the case, then it seems like this anchor profession he's in now isn't a chicken rib anymore?

 Finally, there was a traveler's internal flavor!

 Just as he was about to experiment and really just tell a joke to the live audience, he realized that the pop-up screen was scrolling hard.

 "I say anchor can you hurry up and go ah, I want to vomit when I hear that table behind you talking!"

"Indeed, damn in the home to hear the ears are cocooned, it is not easy to watch a little live thinking about relaxing, how again hook eight is these words!"

 "I'm so fucked up, I want to give those pussies at that table an earful along the net!"

 "Is the anchor here? Don't just stand there, go! Bad luck!"

 ...

 Bai Ye froze, looking along the screen and listening carefully, before figuring out what they were revolting about.

 The table in the back is obviously a large family, it is estimated to be a New Year's visit to relatives, invited out for a meal, after taking a seat and ordering, the familiar drama unfolded.

 It's all about those long words that people get tired of, when to get married, when to have children, how is the work, how is the academic performance.

 While suppressing the children of relatives, they praise their own children, and that's what they call a good stomp.

 It's the level of the girls in the rice circle who have to call out to their ancestors when they see them.

 Every young man's family has one or two annoying relatives.

 And the back of the table, the main attack on the firepower hand is a few middle-aged women, that voice and loud and sharp, the noise of the whole restaurant are echoing, if not Bai Ye just have something in mind, he also heard it.

 In the hall, the other table guests face are not very good, even the owner of the restaurant are hesitant in wanting to come over to remind remind.

 One was annoyed by the loud voice, the other was that those words were really bad.

 At this time, they had just finished asking about a child and started asking about the next one.

 Bai Ye's heart fluttered, and he said to the live broadcast in a small and quick voice, "Is it that everyone looks bad?"

 It was a load of crap, but there was a reason he was asking.

 After a simple pop-up answer, Bai Ye continued, "Then this is a good thing to say, the fan's family's business is my business, believe it or not, I can help the family out of this?"

 The pop-ups tumbled:

 "I believe you a hammer! These amazons are not to be messed with at first glance, be careful of being disliked and crying later!"

 "Indeed, I once went to negotiate because the square dance music of the amazons downstairs was too loud, and I almost couldn't get away!"

 "I can only say that the anchor heart we received, two words, go!"

 ...

 Bai Ye shook his head and only said, "Watch, I will only demonstrate once."

 After saying that, he pulled out another cell phone from his pocket and made a call.

 The audience in the live broadcast room was confused, and there were even more pop-ups.

 "What's the meaning? Disgusting, right?"

 "Knowing full well that we don't like to hear it, you still have to not leave?"

 "Damn what kind of anchor is this, look at the old man black or not black you are done!"

 "If an anchor like you can catch fire, count me out!"

 ...

 The audience's emotions came up all of a sudden, but unfortunately, this kind of emotion was definitely not recognized by the system as emotional feedback and no points were added.

 Bai Ye naturally saw these pop-ups, but he chose not to reply first, he was waiting for an opportunity.

 An entry point.

 Luckily, the 'seven great aunts' behind him didn't let him down.

 One of them, a woman with a cross-faced face, said in a loud voice, "Ting Ting ah, I haven't said anything about you just now, you're a big old man and you're still single?"

 Finished tsked twice, and then said, "This is not ah, my home downstairs there is a young man, 30 years old, good people, I know at first glance will love people, later after dinner you go to meet with him!"

 That tone of voice is called an unquestionable, that expression is called a look and get sick of it.

 It was as if she had to do it just because she said so, and didn't care if the person was happy or not.

 The girl called Ting Ting looked embarrassed, like she wanted to say something but couldn't.

 Her eyes were red, because this was not a home, it was a public place!

 How could a little girl's family stand this, this relative of theirs really had no regard for their dignity.

 The whole person shrunk into a ball, looking weak and helpless.

 Bai Ye seized the moment, cleared his throat and also said loudly, "What? You want to introduce me to someone? Can you love people? What, you've been with her ah you know so well?"

 When these words came out, the back table instantly quieted down.

 Once they were quiet, the entire restaurant hall was quiet, and everyone looked at Bai Ye.

 Oooh!

 What this youngster said, coincidence, right?

 The woman with a face full of cross meat was disliked and turned her head at that time, and was about to say something when she saw the cell phone by Bai Ye's ear again ...

 After a few seconds, she glared at Bai Ye and turned back.

 The cross-fleshed woman felt that her rhythm of caring for the younger generation in the family was disrupted, and slowed down before asking a second sentence.

 "Tingting ah, we are all real relatives, I won't harm you, the older a woman gets the less valuable she is, when you reach marriageable age you have to hurry up and get married, if you're late you won't be able to marry!"

 Hearing this, not only Ting Ting, one of the girls in the restaurant was counted, the girls in the live broadcast room were also counted, everyone's heart was stuffy.

 It was purely anger!

 What do you mean the older a woman gets, the less valuable she is?

 Treating people like goods!

 Not only the girls, the men are the same, this kind of words are really all heard.

 Bai Ye's afterglow saw a girl on the side with her teeth clenched.

 But they couldn't refute it, or rather, they didn't dare to refute it.

 Just like the live broadcast said earlier, this kind of middle-aged woman, or this kind of character, generally the mouth can be clever, easy to quarrel with her.

 It was at this moment that Bai Ye opened his mouth again.

 "What? 13th Aunt is not me talking about you, I don't like to hear this from you, what do you mean that you have to get married right away when you reach the right age? Then when you reach the average life expectancy, do you have to hurry up and die?"

 Hiss!

 An intake of breath sounded in the restaurant!

 Everyone's eyes went wide.

 Was this really a phone call?

 Was it really a coincidence?

 The way this was picked up, if you didn't know, you'd think it was intentional!

 The audience in the live broadcast room also exploded, and the pop-ups brushed rapidly:

 "Hahahahahahahahaha, cool!"

 "Crouching anchor bull ah! I was wrong about you!"

 "Woj, is the anchor so good at disliking people? Love it love it!"

 "That's a really cool thing to say back, it's even better than me using the traditional craft once, without further ado, the gift is presented!"

 "Anchor: watch this, I'm only going to teach it once, all listen carefully!"

 "I've learned, I've learned, next time I'll do the same back to those annoying relatives in my house!"

 "Brothers, this anchor can handle, something he really on ah!"

 "Indeed, I'm touched! It's really to take the heat off of us!"

 "I'll apologize right away!"

 "Apologize +1!"

 ...

 The gifts swiped up, but Bai Ye didn't have the energy to look at them as another gain came.

 [Congratulations to the host, gained 9 points for being strong!

 [Congratulations to the host, gained 11 vital points!

 [Congratulations to the host, gained 10 points for being strong!

[Congratulations to the host ...]

 The system brushed faster than the gifts and pop-ups!

 Bai Ye's heart was happy, it's done!

 As he expected, this matter was able to increase the key points, he hadn't guessed wrong.

 Watching the want strong points keep increasing, Bai Ye was like seeing a retired teacher re-shooting, full of relief.

 But he was pleased, the cross-fleshed woman behind him was not pleased.

 More than being upset, she almost lost her breath!

 Is this cursing me to death?

 "Young man! Are you deliberately looking for trouble?"

 While saying that, the cross-fleshed woman went up to her hand and prepared to slap Bai Ye's shoulder, and looking at that stance, she guessed that the strength was not small.

 Obviously wanting to teach him a lesson.

 Fortunately, Bai Ye phone is pretending, has been paying attention to the side of the back of the movement, the body agile turn, dodged over.

 At the same time acting all the way through, he took the phone down and asked with an innocent face, "What? Are you talking to me?"

 "Me!"

 The cross-fleshed woman choked, her words cut off in shock and disbelief.

 He really wasn't taking my words?

 This looks as if it's true.

 If it's true, then haven't I suffered a loss for nothing?

 Hakuno saw that she didn't say anything, and called out to her thoughtfully, "Hello? Is something wrong?"

 "Nothing! Keep your voice down on the phone!"

 The cross-fleshed woman picked up a sentence in a bad mood, her face full of impatience, and glared menacingly for several more times before turning back.

 Once she turned back, her tone became even more impatient, as if she wanted to vent that fire, saying, "Anyway, listen to me right, Ting Ting, you'll hurry up to get married and hurry up to have a child, and the grown-ups can still help you bring it up!"

 Before Bai Ye could answer, he suddenly realized that something was wrong -

 How come the people in the restaurant were subconsciously looking at themselves.

 It was as if they were waiting for him to answer!

 Hey, it's funny, they're all watching, right?

 Then can he not satisfy them?

 Immediately answered: "What, 13th Aunt how to bring up the matter of bringing up the child again, so like to bring up the child why don't you go to become a sister-in-law? And can bring the child and can make money, two birds with one stone is not!"

 As the saying goes, things don't come in threes.

 Now even a fool can see that Bai Ye is deliberately picking up the conversation.

 Otherwise the world where there is such a coincidence.

 Every word you say on the phone can be picked up right with someone else?

 For a moment, there was laughter all around.

 Everyone looked at Bai Ye with different eyes, this young man could talk, a set of words, humorous and sharp!

 The cross-fleshed woman at the back table 'thunked' her chair out loud, turned around and stood up, walking aggressively to Bai Ye's table.

 "Okay..! Make fun of me, right?!"

 Hakuno happy, simply do not pretend, put the phone into the pocket, slowly stood up.

 Not giving a damn about her, he first said to the owner of the restaurant, "Boss, I'll serve my food later, and by the way, wipe the table again, this big mom's spit is all over the place, and I'm afraid there's a virus."

 'Gulp'

 There was the sound of obvious gulping in the restaurant.

 It wasn't that the guests at the other tables were scared, but they were excited.

 Good guys! Straight up right!

 There were many things that the people of the country enjoyed, and one of them was watching the action.

 "You're looking for a scolding, aren't you!" The cross-fleshed woman felt a great loss of face, and directly let out a vicious word.

 Instead, Bai Ye took a few steps back and said in a smooth tone, "Big mom, don't come close to me, your mouth stinks, also, generally people with poisonous psychology have a stinkier mouth."

 Not waiting for the cross-fleshed woman to speak, he said again, "I say we all come out to have a happy meal, just you have a mouth that won't stop bla bla bla, what, you lack love at home, no one to talk with you?

 Besides, you really want to talk also say something useful, how net say some useless nonsense?"

 The cross-fleshed woman is not a little girl, won't be beaten down by three words, immediately said sarcastically, "What I said is nonsense? What kind of thing are you that you dare to instruct me? You have a big mouth for being so young, I've eaten more salt than you've eaten rice!"

 Here it comes!

 The hearts of the young onlookers shook!

 The classic quote of leaning on the old man appeared!

 How was he going to reply?

 Even the pop-ups in the live broadcast room were fewer, fearing that they would affect the anchor's thoughts on this 'debate'.

 But Bai Ye wasn't the least bit flustered, disliking someone more than a yin and yang?

 Do you know who you are facing?

 Whether it's in the Weibo forbidden zone, or in the Lost Mother Canyon, or in the shit-holding posting bar.

 I, Bai, have not lost a single battle.

 Bai Ye even laughed and his expression was filled with the odor of yin and yang, saying, ''Oh, so able to eat salt, no wonder you're so idle. Then let's not chat, I really don't want to talk to the old pickle. Besides, you can eat less salt, right, the books all say, eat too much salt is going to affect the brain development."

 Catch!

 Classic quote He caught it!

 The young people around him hated to applaud!

 The live broadcast pop-ups reappeared:

 "Good dislike! The anchor is bullish! (Sound breaking!!!)"

 "So you're such an anchor, I'll backhand a concern!"

 "It's too deep, the kung fu is too deep! Catch it fast and accurate!"

 "Hahahahahahahahaha, you guys look at that woman's face, it's all green!"

 "Cool! It's so cool!"

 "Look! Look at all of them! What does it mean to be a professional!!!"

 ...

 The cross-fleshed woman was momentarily dumbfounded by the words, and then she saw Hakuno's face full of pity while surveying her head after she finished ...

 Grass!

 He said I have a bad brain!

 The cross-fleshed woman was shaking with anger!

 Seeing this, her 'comrades' couldn't sit still and stood up two more with a prancing motion.

 One of them said, "What's the use of being sharp-tongued, I see you're also a working man, how's the job? Wages have ten thousand?"

 An open mouth is the old man, deep into the essence of the topic transfer, but also clearly know the pain points of young people.

 But is it useful?

 Bai Ye looked at her and said without even the slightest pause, "Seeing as you should be retired, how much is your pension? On 6000?"

 The second woman's face couldn't hang on, it was ugly.

 The third woman followed: "Young people do not think of how to work well, just with a mouth can earn money? Have you bought a house? Did you buy a car?"

 Bai Ye smiled with a kind face and said, "How about you? Have you bought a house for your children? Did you buy a car?"

 What does it mean to dislike someone?

 One of the best tricks is to use your words to hit you in the face.

 One can refute others, but one cannot refute oneself.

 Besides, Bai Ye really wasn't talking nonsense, from the first glance, he could tell that these few amazons behind him were just ordinary people, wearing clothes and jewellery that weren't too expensive.

 He can be too knowledgeable.

 "Good!"

 One of the young people on the sidelines finally didn't hold back and shouted out the words in his heart, and even applauded.

 The situation was different this time there was a lead, and the clattering applause went straight up.

 Bai Ye saw that the little girl who had just gritted her teeth clapped the hardest, the palms of her hands were red, looking at her face that was called a worship.

 Even the people passing by the entrance of the restaurant were curious to check inside.

 However, have to go.

 Taking advantage of those few amazons being shocked by the atmosphere, Bai Ye directly skipped the ball.

 When he played League of Legends, he understood that there was a simplest operation for disliking people -

 After cursing a sentence, block it, and clearly tell that person that you blocked it.

 Let him want to vent no channel.

 Just very angry!

 As expected, when the older women saw him leave, their faces darkened to the bottom of a pot!

 Baiano even waved at them and made a point of showing a smile.

 Shrimp and Pig Heart!

 What he didn't notice was that the girl called Ting Ting was looking at him with incomparably hot eyes, like she could melt people.

 It was as if something had awakened within her, and with a hateful glance at those relatives, she indignantly left the table!

 But when she went out, she could no longer see Bai Ye's figure, and only muttered under her breath, "He seems to be an anchor, I don't know in which platform ..."

 ...

 In the hotel, there is a young man who watched the whole operation of Bai Ye's face was red, looking at his mobile phone eyes revealed excitement.

 Filmed it, quickly contact the studio to send it out!

 This one will definitely be on fire!