"What do you say, sibling bud, just say it's not out of breath?"
Bai Ye, who had left the restaurant, re-raised his mobile phone to the front and started the interaction.
To be honest, originally he really did not care too much about these points audience, but now it is different.
The audience felt that he could deal with, something really on.
Coincidentally, Bai Ye felt the same way.
This session of the audience can ah, there is emotion is true feedback ah!
To be strong points are still rising now!
"More than out of breath ah, my girlfriend is watching the fast leakage!"
"No comment, attention, run the card, after the anchor is my own brother, I said!"
"These days there are not many good people, and the anchor is so strong, fierce ah!"
"This anchor is really capable of dealing with, brothers, quickly set up a card!"
"Pass it on, this anchor is a real virgin!"
...
Bai Ye cheerfully said: "out of gas on the line, we who with who, all hook eight is a brother!"
After chatting for half a day, it's almost time to call it a day.
Bai Ye is still waiting for the next broadcast after a good study to be strong points can be exchanged for something.
But right at this moment, a pop-up caught his attention.
"Anchor, I admit I got a kick out of it, and what you disliked just now was awesome, but seriously, even if I learnt it, I wouldn't dare to use it ah, relatives still have to do it, and my parents wouldn't let me dislike it so hard. Hey, these words you taught are useless."
This pop-up obviously speaks the audience's heart.
Those who watched the live broadcast were not too old.
Now that it was New Year's Eve, they could relate too well.
All of a sudden, everyone sighed.
Bai Ye directly grabbed the key words and said, "Useless? Saying that what I teach is useless?"
Touche, the Lifetime To Be Strong BUFF was definitely activated.
Pop-up:
"It's not useless, it's just that I don't dare to use it."
"Besides, my mouth is not as sharp as the anchor, I can't even learn."
"There's one thing to say, indeed, my head gets stuck when I dislike others, it's very annoying!"
"Crap, I've met a kindred spirit, me too, sometimes I even stutter!"
"Me too!"
...
Bai Ye thought for a moment and said, "I was all set to go off the air just now, but since everyone's talking about this, I'll teach you guys a really actionable method."
The viewers became interested as soon as they heard that and sent out pop-ups asking what it was.
The pop-ups rolled the fastest this time, and I guess even some of the people who just watched without posting couldn't help themselves.
Bai Ye said, "I know your concerns, also, my own relatives are different from the situation I just had, I have to look at my parents without looking at my relatives, but then, this set of words I'm going to use next, it's absolutely fine, and it's also very easy to learn!"
Pop-up;
"You say child deception?!"
"Really not? I don't believe it, unless you say that Chinese people don't cheat Chinese people!"
"Let's just say, as long as the anchor allows me to cope with my annoying relatives, I don't even want the New Year's red envelopes, I'll just give you rockets!"
"Damn, isn't it just rockets, I'll send them then too!"
"I'll brush it now! Although I only came to this live room today, my intuition tells me that this anchor has something really up his sleeve!"
"Don't be so secretive, tell me the truth!"
"Quickly say!"
...
Bai Ye said with a smile, "Thank you for the gift, not I'm selling, this thing is still the scene of the actual operation is more clear and lucid, wait for me to go home well, it happens to be that there will be relatives at home tonight to play cards."
The audience in the live room was in tears, saying that the anchor was too considerate, the kind that is more considerate than a caregiver.
In order to teach everyone to actually risk their lives!
Warm, very sweet!
After this today, this live room can definitely more than a group of iron powder.
Seeing this, Bai Ye no longer more than than than, quickly returned home.
Standing downstairs, he actually had a little panic, because he was going to meet his parents in this world.
But there are some things that can't be solved by shrinking your head, no matter which head you shrink.
Bai Ye fixed his mind, walked up the stairs and pulled out the key, and said to the live stream viewers, "I won't be able to interact with you all later, Sister Li for a moment. Also, pay attention to the code word, as soon as I clear my throat, it's the start of teaching."
The viewers said that they had no problem with it, and said that they had memorized the code word.
Taking a gentle breath, Baiano opened the door.
It was similar to what he remembered, the home was not too big and not too small, more than a hundred square feet, and cleaned up very well.
As Hakuno took off his shoes and walked to the living room, a middle-aged man heard the commotion and walked out from the kitchen.
"Back? How was the afternoon broadcast? Did you catch any fish?"
The knot in Bai Ye's throat rolled and said, "Not bad, didn't catch any fish, did you guys eat?"
The man smiled and said, "Just finished washing the dishes."
It was fine if he didn't smile, but once he did, he knew why Hakuno was rated by the system as 'a good-looking loser'.
The genes were good.
The man was, of course, Bai Ye's father, and back then he was also a handsome young man from all over the countryside, and even now that he was older, he smiled with some charisma.
"I, uh, where's my mom?"
After saying this word, Bai Ye instead breathed a sigh of relief, realizing that he wasn't repulsed.
Maybe the bloodline connection was really different.
"Oh, your great aunt and sister-in-law and the girls are here, your mom went down to find them a parking spot."
Just as the words left his mouth, there was movement at the door.
Coming.
Hakuno eyes began to change, the reason why ... Of course, it was directed at this great-aunt.
According to the memory in the mind, this woman is quite annoying.
From the predecessor know how to read, this great-aunt on New Year's holidays as long as see him mouth bitch.
Her family has a daughter, academic performance has been very good, after graduation into the organization, drought and flood income. Later, she found a good husband, so it can be said to be a happy spring.
The daughter is happy, her mom is arrogant.
There is also a past event in the middle of this.
Bai Ye's mother line two, two people of similar age, and even teachers, just not in a school.
But the difference is here.
White wild mother is a high school teacher, great aunt because of the ability to enter the high school into the problem, only in the elementary school teaching.
For so many years, she has been uncomfortable in her heart, feeling that she has been compared.
So since his daughter is better than Bai Ye, that is explicitly and implicitly are pulling stomping.
Bai father patted Bai Ye's arm and whispered, "If you don't feel like talking to her just say hello and go out."
Bai Ye shook his head and said, "It's okay, they are all relatives."
...
Everything is the same development as in previous years, the relatives enter the door, say hello to pay tribute to the New Year, and then sit on the sofa and take out snacks and fruits.
There were eight people in total.
Bai Ye's family, sister-in-law's family, sister-in-law's daughter and son-in-law did not come.
Then the great aunt's gaze went to Bai Ye.
"Time passes so fast oh, another year older, Bai Ye ah, I heard that you are now doing live broadcasting, how much do you earn?"
Coming.
Bai Ye cleared his throat, prompted the audience in the live broadcast room, and began to go through the motions, "The money is going to be earned anyway, how much can I earn?"
Hmm?
The audience in the live broadcast room froze.
How ... so bland?
This is completely different from just now at the restaurant, what's going on?
Auntie skimmed her mouth and continued to ask, "Is there money to buy a house?"
Bai Ye's voice was smooth as he said, "That money to buy a house is also money earned to buy a house."
The great aunt frowned, always felt where it was wrong, and at once could not think of a reason, so she had to ask again, "Your brother-in-law can buy two suites!"
At this time, changes appeared on both Father Bai and Mother Bai's faces.
Especially mother Bai, looking at her sister's eyes are beginning to be dissatisfied.
Knowing that my child didn't buy a house and still making a point of saying so, it's really annoying!
And your son-in-law bought two suites that was on his own? It's not that the family is rich!
Only Bai Ye still tone of voice is smooth, like a stubborn stone, said: "Two sets of houses are his?"
"No!" Auntie's tone rose.
Hey, you kid still have the guts to take it, let's see what I have to say about you!
Baiano pulled a long tone and said, "Oh~ That's more than one suite."
Auntie choked, just brewing words are stuck in the throat, can not go up nor down.
Hey?
Something's not right, something's not right.
Auntie was a bit confused, why did he seem to be saying the same thing as he hadn't said. But he did reply to himself seriously.
Try again, change the topic.
"You're not too young, why are you still single?"
Let's see how you take this!
Bai Ye didn't even bother to lift his eyes, saying, "It's just that I don't have a date, and those who do have a date have a date."
"You stay at home every day and do not go out, how to find a partner!"
"At home I certainly can not go out ah, then I went out not at home?"
"You have to work hard to change the situation!"
"That's the situation, it depends on the situation."
Auntie felt a little annoyed, like a punch in the cotton.
If you want to say that Baiano is impolite, it's not really, he answers all the questions.
But you have to say that the words he answered ...
What the heck was that all back!
Completely in talking nonsense!
Bai father and mother also came back to their senses, and smiles unconsciously appeared at the corners of their mouths.
It's okay, there's a hand to it!
They weren't the only ones, the viewers in the live broadcast room also tasted something after the initial confusion.
Because Bai Ye wasn't interacting with them, so they were communicating on their own.
"It's so weird, what the anchor said is so weird!"
"He said it and it's like he didn't say it."
"The previous ones hit the nail on the head, I feel the same way!"
"Indeed, compared to at the diner, these words aren't much of a killjoy, but instead they have a weird exasperating feeling!"
"I brainstormed scenarios where I'd say those words to a relative and realized that it seemed to really work."
"Kind of funny, listen again!"
...
Auntie felt that today's Baiano was actually elusive, and her heart was stuffy.
In past years she was happy to say this.
Looking at this kid's expression of angry impatience but not daring to throw off his face, and then looking at her own sister's look of wanting to interject but not knowing what to say.
It was simply double the pleasure!
But what's the situation now?
Could it be that I've lost my powers?
Great Aunt decided to change people first, so she put down Baiano and turned her head to her sister-in-law's family who had followed her here.
The children of the sister-in-law's family were in high school.
"Tao Tao, how many points did you get on the final exam this time?"
Tao Tao was dumbfounded, just now he was watching with great interest, even secretly cheering his cousin on, not realizing that in the blink of an eye it was his turn?
This fuck, knowing full well that he had medium grades, he still had to ask this.
Sick!
Just as Tao Tao was wondering how to reply, Bai Ye chimed in.
"Then the reading test, the full score is definitely not available, less than 750 points."
No one thought Bai Ye would return this, even the great aunt froze.
Tao Tao heart a happy, looking at his cousin's eyes full of joy.
Cousin is awesome!
The great aunt followed through on ignoring Bai Ye's train of thought and continued to ask: "How much did Tao Tao actually test, did he get 600 points?"
You do not look at me, I prefer to ride on your words.
Bai Ye followed closely, saying, "There must be students who scored 600 points, then students who scored more than 600 points all scored 600 points chanting."
Aunt angry, said: "I am asking him, not you!"
Bai Ye said, "That must be asking him, you must be asking him when you're not asking me."
"Pfft!"
Bai mother couldn't help but laugh out, before reacting that it wasn't a good time to laugh, and hurriedly straightened her expression and said, "You child, don't talk nonsense."
Bai Ye of course would not be as communicative to his mother as he was just now, and laughed, "I like to talk to Great Aunt, and Great Aunt speaks well, so we need to talk more."
The last half of the sentence looked toward Great Aunt.
It was obvious that Great Aunt was messed up in the head.
The hell with it!
In previous years, didn't this kid avoid me when he saw me?
Now he's actually rushing to me?
But I can't do anything about him!
The next ten minutes or so, Bai Ye to the relatives, but also to the audience of the live broadcast of what is called nonsense literature teaching.
The great-aunt had no words to say, but she couldn't throw her face at him and blame him.
Because Bai Ye was indeed 'communicating' with her, and that face was still full of sincerity.
To be honest, there are some things that we all know by heart, we just don't point it out.
In the past, wasn't it because your great-aunt relied on her status as a relative and firmly felt that Bai Ye wouldn't tear her face off no matter what, that she would intentionally say those damaging words?
Then now it's just payback for payback.
Auntie even read the words from Bai Ye's eyes: we are all relatives, I'm giving you a good face like this, you won't give me no face, right?
What does it mean to have a two-level reversal!
In previous years, she had done this to Bai Ye!
That's right, the so-called wordsmithing is the nonsense science that was very popular in the previous life.
The essence of this thing is to fool the word, if the normal communication with people certainly can not be so, can be used to cope with you do not want to cope with but have no way not to cope with people, that is quite good!
For example, the aunt in front of her.
Bai Ye and her can have what good to talk about, but do not reply, people say he is not polite.
It's fine to say he's rude, Bai Ye doesn't care about the opinion of a single annoying relative.
But he had to care about his parents.
Saying he's rude doesn't mean his parents didn't teach him well.
Then go back to it. I'll give you all the crap you want.
Look, I've answered everything you've asked me, and I'll answer if you ask me again. That's good enough to give you face, isn't it?
How come you don't want to talk to me?
The white wild that called a disagreement, on the spot, pulled the aunt awkward chat for half an hour.
The aunt's mind is almost broken.
Half an hour!
Half an hour and she didn't even talk shit. It was all bullshit.
What kind of torture is this?
Finally forced her to have no choice, shouted to go to play cards, Bai Ye then look at the face of the parents to let her go.
He said hello to his family and returned to his bedroom.
Re-returning to the live broadcast room, Bai Ye smiled, "Did you learn everything?"
The pop-up screen surged:
"If I learned it then I definitely learned it, if I didn't learn it then I definitely didn't learn it."
"Crap! I've been brainwashed in that half hour just now!"
"Then if you've been brainwashed then you've been brainwashed, if you haven't been brainwashed then you definitely haven't been brainwashed!"
"Master don't read, I was wrong!"
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha, I've realized, I've realized!"
...
[Congratulations to the host, obtaining 11 points of Essential Strength!
[Congratulations to the host, obtaining the key strength point ...]
...
To be strong points also brushed up, double happiness!
Bai Ye looked at these pop-ups and also felt funny, so he made a summary: "This set of words, I named it nonsense literature, and the central idea is ten words.
Listening to the king is like listening to the words.
This is a set of words specifically used to play Tai Chi, as long as you guys can master the tricks of it, no matter who you deal with, you can bring him top-notch enjoyment!"
The audience called out straight away that they had learned it, and were worshipping under Bai Ye.
There was no one who was not pleased.
Those brothers who had previously said that they would reward the rockets didn't go back on their word, and they really did swipe the rockets one by one.
Just as Bai Ye was interacting with the audience, there was a pop-up screen that was constantly brushing the screen.
"Report! Sect Master, you might be on fire, look at Dou Yin!"