Goddess Cultivation Plan - Chapter 164 – Your Girlfriend is a Virgin
This was the first time Lin Jin had gotten himself blackout drunk...
Wu Min, Wen Xuan, and Lin Chen stood bewildered by the table, staring at Lin Jin, who was sprawled across the sofa, crying and making a fuss about wanting to drink, which gave them a headache.
When they used to drink with Lin Jin, it wasn't like this, was it? Lin Jin was always moderate with his drinking, usually feeling dizzy after three or five bottles and then going to sleep obediently. But what on earth had happened to him today?
Wu Min grabbed a handful of his short hair, heaved a long sigh, and turned his gaze to Lin Chen. "Has your sister... I mean, your brother, ever gotten like this when he's drunk?"
Lin Chen got even more puzzled by the question. The last time he saw Lin Jin, he was in the ninth grade. Back then, Lin Jin had only stayed with him for a few days and hadn't even touched alcohol. The time before that, they were both in elementary school and probably didn't even know where to buy alcohol.
"I've never seen my brother drink..." Lin Chen blinked innocently, then glanced at Lin Jin lying on the couch hugging an empty bottle, hurriedly hiding the remaining bottles under the table.
Wen Xuan had initially wanted to continue singing, but barely over an hour into their fun, Lin Jin had already drank himself into a stupor.
"What should we do? Carry him back?" Wen Xuan leaned against the wall, crossed his arms, and asked blankly. "Or Lin Chen, maybe you could carry your brother back?"
Lin Chen nodded helplessly, but looking at Lin Jin causing a ruckus on the couch, he felt at a loss about how to proceed.
"Where's the alcohol? I want to drink!" Lin Jin squinted, glancing around at the three people nearby, then lowered his head to glance at the bottle in his arms. He tipped the bottle to his mouth, only to find it empty.
Without hesitation, Lin Jin set the empty bottle aside and sat up. His head swaying, he reached for the other bottles on the table. But after tipping each one to his mouth, he found them all empty and could only look up at Lin Chen.
"Little bro, get your brother some booze!" Lin Jin suddenly shouted in a rough male voice.
What the hell? The sudden shift from a mature female tone to a male voice was a bit too hard to adapt to.
Wen Xuan was taken aback for a moment but had prepared for this. He handed a bottle from beside him to Lin Jin.
"Why is this warm?" Lin Jin continued, his head tilted, speaking in an adorable loli-like voice. Although the alcohol was warm, Lin Jin didn't seem to mind. He took a gulp and then sweetly thanked Wen Xuan in a gentle, girlish tone, "Thank you, little brother~"
"Lin Chen, your brother must be crazy" Wenxuan rolled his eyes and suggested to Wu Min, "Shall we continue? We can head back once Lin Jin sobers up."
"I think it's best if I just take my brother back" Lin Chen said, standing in front of Lin Jin and staring at his attractive face. "If he keeps making a ruckus here, you guys won't be able to sing either."
"Do you know how to get to the school?" Wu Min looked at Lin Chen.
"Just DiDi a car" Lin Chen said, not caring that Lin Jin was currently pouring water into his mouth. He bent down and picked up Lin Jin in a princess carry.
"Little bro..." Lin Jin opened his eyes slightly and asked Lin Chen, "Why are you holding me?"
Great, now back to the mature female tone.
Lin Chen gave a wry smile, slung Lin Jin's bag over his finger, and said to Wu Min, "Could you hail a car for me? My phone is too outdated."
For some reason, Wu Min felt that Lin Chen had suddenly lost all traces of his previous naive, honest, and introverted demeanor. Standing upright and holding Lin Jin, his aura seemed to have changed, as if he the so-called Prince Charming?
Hmm, or maybe more like a charming younger brother?
"I'll go out with you. Wen Xuan, you stay here, okay?" Wu Min took out his phone to call for a ride. In just a few seconds, a taxi located a kilometer away accepted the request and was now heading towards Wanda's Gate 5.
"Sure, then I'll clean up a bit." Wen Xuan glanced at the mess on the floor, most of which was spilled alcohol. Lin Jin was so drunk but hadn't vomited. If he had, he might have sobered up. Instead, Lin Jin was now fussing like a newly born child.
"Lin Chen! Lin Chen!" Lin Jin, held in a princess carry by Lin Chen, was fidgety. He pinched Lin Chen's cheeks from both sides. Although Lin Chen had gotten much bulkier than before, there still wasn't much to pinch on his face. "Why is your face still so thin even though you've gotten fatter?"
Lin Chen looked helpless, his face aching from being pinched, yet he dared not resist. If he resisted and Lin Jin started crying and making a fuss, then he'd really be in trouble.
Finally, Lin Jin settled down a bit.
Fortunately, Lin Chen had bulked up quite a bit since he started working out. He never thought the first time he'd make use of his newfound strength would be to carry his brother back to the dorm.
However, his brother's body felt soft and surprisingly light, almost like a girl's.
Lin Chen looked down to see his cross-dressing brother leaning his head against his chest, guzzling water from the bottle he was holding. Lin Chen chuckled bitterly, feeling like he had become the "older brother" in this scenario.
"You two look like you've just left a bar, and you're carrying home a corpse" Wu Min said, his hands in his coat pockets, walking alongside Lin Chen. He was extremely cautious, afraid that Lin Chen might trip and drop Lin Jin. He watched Lin Jin carefully, ready to help at any moment.
"Carrying a corpse?" Lin Chen, a high school senior with little exposure to the internet, didn't quite understand.
"Never mind if you don't get it."
After a brief conversation, Wu Min and Lin Chen exited through Gate No. 5 and took the elevator. Wu Min made a call to confirm the taxi's location and then helped Lin Chen get Lin Jin settled in the back seat of the car. Watching the taxi drive off, he finally felt a bit relieved and returned to the KTV.
The taxi driver was a young-looking man. He glanced at Lin Chen in the back seat taking care of Lin Jin and asked with a chuckle, "Are you two a couple? You let your girlfriend get this drunk?"
Lin Chen didn't bother to explain and simply said, "He seems to be in a bad mood."
"What kind of boyfriend are you, then? Your girlfriend is upset, and you let her drink instead of trying to cheer her up?" The taxi driver was clearly experienced, maintaining a smooth ride and enjoying casual conversations with his passengers. "You guys must be college students. Back in my college days, I was so good to my girlfriend. Even if she was upset and hit me a few times, I didn't mind."
Lin Chen gave a bitter smile. He had no idea why Lin Jin was suddenly in a bad mood, he was cheerful when they first met.
"Listen, you college students, it's common to break up after graduation, but if you can avoid it, that's even better. Women in society are never as pure as those in college." The driver turned down the music in the car, careful not to disturb the drunken Lin Jin. While waiting at a red light, he glanced back at Lin Jin, who was resting his head on Lin Chen's lap, continuously playing with his cheeks. "Your girlfriend is quite pretty."
"He is pretty" Lin Chen sat straight, expressionless. If it wasn't for his face being twisted into various shapes by Lin Jin, he would definitely be seen as an icy male god in the eyes of many girls.
"So you should cherish her" the taxi driver turned into a sage for a moment. "Your girlfriend is still a virgin, right?"
"What?" Lin Chen, who had been maintaining a neutral expression, was so startled he nearly jumped out of his seat.
"I could tell with just one look. Take good care of her."
What the f*ck?!