Goddess Cultivation Plan - Chapter 165 – Holy Sh*t!
When Lin Jin woke up, he found himself in what seemed like a dark little room. His body couldn't move, only his head was able to turn slightly.
Glancing around, Lin Jin realized he was not in his dormitory. Instead, he was lying on the kind of double bed used at home. Beside the bed, a shadowy figure sat quietly.
Is this... is this a dream?
Could it be sleep paralysis? Was it because he drank too much?
His head ached terribly, most likely a hangover from the alcohol. The last memory in his mind was of a splitting headache and downing another bottle of alcohol. After that, he remembers nothing.
During high school, Lin Jin had gone through periods of extreme stress. During that time, he experienced sleep paralysis every three or four days, so he had somewhat grown accustomed to it. The initial panic had even faded quite a bit, for him, sleep paralysis was almost like a fun experience.
But this time seemed different.
Normally, when you wake up to sleep paralysis, you find yourself in the same room where you fell asleep. Logically, Lin Jin had fallen asleep on a KTV couch, so even if he was experiencing sleep paralysis, his surroundings should have been that KTV private room.
So where was this? And who was the person beside the bed?
Lin Jin was quite calm now, even though his head was a bit foggy from pain. Other than being unable to move, he felt relatively fine.
Then he discovered that there seemed to be a strange shadowy creature squirming around under his bed.
Although he knew this was a dream, and he had been through this experience multiple times before, when the shadowy creature's tentacles began to crawl up onto the bed, an uncontrollable sense of panic emerged in Lin Jin's heart.
Lin Jin wanted to move, wanted to forcefully knock his hands against the bed board to wake himself up. He strained his eyes wide open and vigorously shook his head, but moments later, he found he couldn't even control his head anymore.
It felt like his whole body was buried in sand, weighed down by a force that rendered him completely immobile.
Yet, from his senses, Lin Jin could still vividly "see" the tentacles of the creature under the bed climbing up, inching toward his limbs, waist, and neck.
Panic escalated into fear. Lin Jin's eyes widened and he wanted to ask for help from the black figure sitting beside the bed, but he couldn't make a sound, and the figure didn't seem to notice the evil that had spread to the bed. It just sat there.
Finally, the cold tentacles touched Lin Jin's wrists, coiling around them, tightening, and then pulling his arms apart. At the same time, they did the same with his ankles.
For some reason, Lin Jin found his clothes had disappeared, leaving him stark naked. He even noticed his breats were perked up high and his lower body had become flat.
Not only had his clothes vanished, even his body had turned into that of a woman.
Before Lin Jin had time to panic, another tentacle coiled around his waist and tightened forcefully.
It somewhat felt like those Japanese tentacle hentai?
His thoughts had suddenly taken a strange turn. However, just as Lin Jin used this strange line of thinking to calm himself slightly, he noticed that the shadowy figure beside the bed suddenly climbed onto the bed. Though the figure was shrouded in darkness, Lin Jin could distinctly sense that the figure was a man, a naked man at that!
What the f*ck?
Lin Jin's eyes widened as he looked at the man. The face concealed by shadows gradually came into focus.
What the f*ck? Is that Wu Min?
Is this a dream? Is this sleep paralysis? Why would Wu Min show up in my sleep paralysis to scare me?
Lin Jin suddenly had a feeling, as if he had discovered something?
He paused, wondering if this dream was the task punishment from the black cat.
Wasn't it said that the punishment would involve being intimate with a designated roommate? The black cat had spun a wheel and picked Wu Min, saying he would be intimate with him tonight...
Then Wu Min appears in his dream, and both of them completely naked? And this "Wu Min" before him seemed to have malicious intentions?
Halfway through his thoughts, Lin Jin suddenly felt a splitting headache, the aftereffect of the alcohol made him feel nauseated whenever he tried to think.
Moreover, Wu Min had already climbed onto the bed and straddled him.
Holy sh*t!
Even in a dream, I don't want to be f*cked like this, okay?!
All fear of the tentacled creature disappeared. Just as the shadowy figure resembling Wu Min was about to commit an indecent act, Lin Jin suddenly felt a surge of strength throughout his body. His hand, tightly bound by the tentacles, broke free and slapped the shadowy figure.
Smack!
Lin Jin abruptly opened his eyes.
"Brother…" Lin Chen looked down at Lin Jin with an innocent face, a bright red handprint visible on his cheek.
But Lin Jin didn't have time to explain, for fear that he was still in his dream and hadn't woken up. He raised his head and looked around and found that he was now in the dormitory. The world outside the window was dim, probably around four or five in the afternoon. And he was lying in Lin Chen's arms like a baby…
"I'm fine now" Lin Jin said coldly, getting up from Lin Chen's embrace. After confirming that his other roommates were not back yet, he turned to Lin Chen and asked, "Why are you holding me?"
"You were drunk, and the bed is too high for me to get you up there alone" Lin Chen said with a naive smile. "So I figured it would just be easier to hold you. It should be quite comfortable anyways."
Was he an idiot? It's not like there's no one next door. Wouldn't it be better to have asked someone to come over and help?
Lin Jin's mouth twitched slightly as he looked down at the women's clothes he was wearing. He wondered how Lin Chen managed to bring him, dressed as a woman, into the boys' dormitory.
If the other students saw him, they would probably think Lin Jin was a girl he had picked up somewhere, wouldn't they?
"I'm going to change" Lin Jin sighed. Recalling the dream still sent shivers down his spine. He glanced at the bag of clothes on the table, walked over, and was about to carry the bag into the bathroom when he suddenly felt dizzy. His vision blurred, and he leaned against the wall for support.
"Are you okay?" Lin Chen hurried over, steadying Lin Jin.
"I'm fine."
Lin Jin held his head and shook it vigorously. The headache from the hangover showed no signs of dissipating. All he wanted now was to take a shower, change into his pajamas, and get a good night's sleep.
It would be even better if he could sleep without experiencing another episode of sleep paralysis and the ensuing nightmare.
"Shall I help you in?" Lin Chen grabbed Lin Jin by his armpits and brought him directly to the bathroom before Lin Jin could reply. "Call me when you're done changing."
"Mhm."
Lin Jin wobbled into the bathroom and leaned against the wall. Just as he was about to undress, he felt dizzy again. His legs gave way, and he fell onto the bathroom floor.
So sleepy...