Why so serious?
In the presence of a clown,
Never turning smiles upside down,
My actions are delirious.
Jokes on me, I may look retarded,
Laughing like a maniac, while taken to Arkham,
They thought I'd find some sort of Asylum,
Instead raised an army and staged a breakout.
I can tame a bird of prey,
Harley Quinn with her Lady Gaga charm.
Birds of a feather, we cause each other no harm,
Without violence, we are astray.
Never wish for me as your arch-nemesis,
Whenever Batman starts slacking,
I make sure the crime scene telephones,
Giving him a wake up call.
Always have a smile printed on my face,
But I'm brimming with malicious intent,
Make-up done well won't find a Dent,
King of the circus, shower me with praise.