I welcome you to the Hazbin Hotel,
A safe haven in hell,
That can guide you to heaven,
A deal coming with no strings attached.
A warlord who is a journalist,
I'm known for being toxic,
Broadcasting my enemies cries,
Mess around, you'll know I'm radioactive.
Always smile to hide your intentions,
A weapon that keeps your enemies guessing,
Makes you in control of most situations,
Inspiring your friends into coalescing.
Hell is forever, I never planned on leaving,
Adam comes to hell to rock and roll,
His executioners leading a fake patrol,
Taking occupants souls leaving hell grieving.
I'm one helluva boss,
Like Alucard I can make this Hellsing,
Right now restraining the wolf in me,
For a future of a peaceful hell.