Only now do I realize that I am too naive and pure. I thought that with the summoning of obscene beasts and the Evil Moon Book, I could dominate the obscene world. However, at this time, I already wanted to shrink into the sand. The tent was pulled up, and there were twelve beauties sitting inside.
Correction, it was the beauty from fifty years ago.
Contestants A and B next to me had fainted while vomiting. Contestant C also vomited yellow bile. I also had hair tubes standing upright and had the urge to commit suicide. Okmi Ke said: "Brother, don't be afraid. I have already prepared. As long as you wear a blindfold and enter the gate with your eyes covered, it is basically the same as every woman."
"How much does it cost?"
"Brother, I will count you ten "A silver coin!"
"Wow, you're obviously robbing me!" Before I could finish my words, the Emperor's Magic Power, the Longest Elephant, Orochimaru and the like all rushed to buy it.
Okmic said to me disappointedly: "I'm sorry, brother, I only have those few eye patches."
"Forget it, do you have any mirrors for sale?"
"Mirror, do you still put on makeup now? Do you want to put on makeup?"
"You "Don't worry, take it out!"
"I'll give this to you."
I hid in a corner with Okmic's small mirror, and secretly used the power of my red eyes to hypnotize myself: "There are so many beauties in front of you... ．So many beauties ．So many beauties
． It had taken effect. When I looked back at the stage, wow, I saw twelve beauties waving to me! Okmic and the others were blindfolded, pulled down their pants, drooling, and rushed onto the stage like crazy to engage in a life-and-death drama. And I did not lose, and rushed onto the stage with my huge and majestic magic spear.
"Kill!!!"
Okmic and others had already entered the gate blindfolded. I also pushed down one of the women and spread her legs. ． ． I'm sorry, but due to the extremely cruel and conflicting nature of the following plot, more than 300 words have to be omitted.
"Hmph... um... hehe..." Just as I was fighting bravely, a clever idea suddenly appeared in my mind. I pulled the blindfold of the cockroach next to me. ． ．
"Brother, you... Wow... you're a monster!!" He glanced at the woman who was stepping down, screamed, and fell on his back, with his belly pointing to the sky, his hands and feet convulsed, and he was unconscious.
Ha ha ha ha. ． ． ． ． ． This plan turned out to be a great one, and the other contestants took turns to suffer the consequences. Those so-called masters were defeated by my clever plan, and fell off their horses one by one, dying horribly. Sorry, because the limit has been exceeded, I have to omit another 300 words.
With all my strength from my magic gun, the members of the Eight Po Twelve Bands were finally defeated by me, and they lay down on the ground one by one, hahahahahahaha. ． ． In the end, of course, the only one who can stand on the stage is me, a peerless warrior. However, this battle can be said to be the most difficult battle since my debut, phew. ． ． This is purely an example of dialogue.
After the battle, the conference sent special personnel to lift the cockroaches, elephants and others away from the scene. My feet were also weak due to the battle, so I had to be helped off the stage. The sneaky Xiao Fang'er suddenly jumped out, shaking her little skirt and smiling: "Congratulations, you have won the Sex Skill King Competition. Do you want a bonus or a prize?"
"Prizes? Is there any?"
"The prize is A priceless girl, of course, if you choose the prize, the bonus will be..."
Oh! This is indeed a crossroads in life. The bonus is a full one hundred gold coins, but looking at the legendary beauty Xiaofang is indeed too attractive. But there is nothing so easy in the world. I coughed twice and said: "Hey, you don't know how to play with a tent, just let me see your breasts."
Xiaofang's eyes flashed and she smiled: "Hey, how did you know ．Hehe．Of course not．Look at how sincere your eyes are
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"The Legend of Sparrow Heroes? What is this? Isn't it a demon card?"
Xiaofang had already jumped on the wicker chair, and while rising, she said: "This is what the Queen has carefully studied. The secret contains the most terrifying ultimate secret in the world, you have to study it carefully, hehehehe."
After checking Okmic's condition in the hospital, he was still unconscious, but he believed that he had the vitality of a cockroach. , you can get up after just lying down for a few days. Returning to the diplomatic residence, Lu Yunfu, Andre, Lu Malongqi and Po Yue were all drinking tea and chatting in the reception room. As soon as she saw me coming back, Lu Yunfu took the initiative to pour me a cup of fragrant tea.
After taking a sip of tea, I glanced at Po Yue, and he smiled and said, "You can rest assured, Your Highness, Ya Nan is extremely talented. She has already mastered how to use the Overlord Bow. As long as we adapt to the situation tomorrow, in my opinion, there is no chance of winning. Not low."
After all, Lu Yunfu was more worried about men, so she asked Poyue modestly, "But in addition to Feng Shou Gong, Hui Qing also has Kong Hu's teachings..."
Poyue suddenly showed his domineering attitude and said with a long smile: "Miss, don't worry. Although Kong Hu is powerful, he is a dark elf and is only good at magic archery. As a winged human being, Hui Qing may not benefit much."
After listening to Po Yue's analysis, Lu Yun Fucai Breathing a sigh of relief, I glanced at Xian Malongqi maliciously, and said with a sinister smile: "Xiaoqi, how many rounds have you had with Gao Yana?"
Xian Malongqi, who was enjoying the tea, spurted forward, coughing and panting. , said: "My lord...ahem...you...ahem...Miss Gao Yana and I are good friends...ahem..."
"Hahahahaha...are you a child? , What does it mean to be a close friend? The more you know, the more you know. Don't say that my boss didn't remind you that we can only stay in the imperial city for about ten days at most."
"Well... cough... Lord. Don't worry about me, my subordinates have their own methods."
I asked Andre, "Andre, what's the odds for the decisive battle between Lily and Masan tomorrow?" "
The battle between Miss Lily and Yelan is usually fine. I thought it was 50-50 and the odds were one-to-one. But Miss Masami was underestimated. The odds for her to win were 4 to 1 and 3 to 1. "
"Huh, Lu Yunfu, you can go to the bank tomorrow morning. I will withdraw four thousand gold coins in the name of the Yimelu Chamber of Commerce, and Lily and Masao will each deposit half of it."
"Yes!"
"Xian Malongqi, please contact Rukiel, Tai Tan and Lucy, and tell them to be careful about the mole in the palace. Especially the battle equipment to deal with the Dragon Clan."
Everyone asked in astonishment: "Dragon Clan?"
"Yes, I received news from secret channels that the Siwa Dragon Clan may be lurking in the imperial city. I don't know the accuracy of the information. But it's always a good thing to be prepared."
Xiang Malongqi nodded and said, "I understand. Oh, Princess Aishana sent a message this morning to congratulate the lord on successfully eliminating the plague for the people. The lord is in Diyili. The growing reputation is also very beneficial to the princess, but the eldest prince will definitely find ways to undermine the lord's prestige, so my subordinates think they should be careful."
"I'm very afraid of trouble. Please analyze it for me. What plan will Li Silong have?
" The effect is still intense, and there are not many opportunities for him to make a move. The most likely chance is tomorrow's ceremony and decisive battle. Of course, my speculation does not include the Tiger Rebels' plan. "
"You are right, compared to Li Si. "Long, I'm more worried about the threat from the Tiger Rebels and Prince Kira. Is there any news about Uncle Kirul?"
Lu Yunfu suddenly laughed, and Lu Yunfu stared at me with an ambiguous look and said, "Ki Luer? " There is no news from General Ruhr, but his daughter, Miss Ning Ling, has come twice to question you about your relationship with Gao Yana and Aisanna."
"Hey, what's your expression? Do you think I'm a bitch? ? Me and that Ning Ling are innocent."
Po Yue shook his head and said with a smile: "You are not a romantic person, why do you need to explain."
I sighed, scratched my head and said, "That Ning Ling is strange, she doesn't hate me very much. Why are you asking me again? Women are really hot and cold."
Lu Yunfu glanced at me angrily, but Yan Malongqi covered his mouth with a fan and said after a moment of thought: "My lord, I'm afraid I misunderstood, Miss Ning Ling. It's not that I hate my lord, but I hate men like my lord."
"Such a man? What kind of man am I?"
"I believe that my lord still remembers who the right prime minister's son Puchati is."
"I'm sorry, I never did . I don't remember the man, but I was impressed by the two sexy dolls next to him."
Everyone smiled for a while, Lu Yunfu glared at me again, and Ma Longqi said with a smile, "Miss Ning Ling originally had a companion. At that time, Puchadi failed in her pursuit of Ning Ling, so he deliberately pursued her as a friend, but after being tainted by the girl, he abandoned her like nothing. The girl committed suicide because she couldn't bear the stimulation, and Miss Ning Ling also committed suicide. It was a big blow, so she hated Puchati, and my lord..."
"Fuck! No wonder the dead man Kirul spoke strangely that day, and said that men who cheat on their feelings are the worst, bastard. You actually confuse this young master with that kind of useless person in the world!"
Xun Malongqi said in astonishment: "Ultimate person in the world? Isn't this the name of an erotic palace?"
"Humph, that guy is just a useless person in the world, he is simply a peerless trash, an invincible rotten person. , the king of scum, Okemeike. I have always acted openly and openly, and I have made it clear that I only cheat women." Everyone looked bad, and I kept silent.
Xun Malongqi shook his head and said: "It should be that Miss Ning Ling saw the loving side of the Lord when she was at the city guard station, so she became interested in the Lord. She is the daughter of General Kirul, so he can marry her. , It will also help the Lord's prestige. "
"Hey, do you really think of me as a stallion? Elsana wants to marry again, Ning Ling wants to marry again, Piggy and Agou also want to marry..."
"Hey, I thought you would be very happy, sir."
Suddenly thinking of Sitris' appearance, I couldn't help but sigh and said, "I'm sorry, I won't marry anyone casually. It's another matter to have a friendship. Let's get back to the topic. Well, what is the relationship between Lucy and Duodu? This woman is very hostile to me."
Xiang Malongqi said: "My lord really hit the mark. Lucy is the captain of the Royal Forest Army and Duodu's adopted granddaughter. You can say that. She is a die-hard loyal to the royal family, and is particularly sensitive to her lord's troubles in the imperial city. On the other hand, she is powerful, wise and resourceful, and is the most powerful Shady warrior after the Titans. Unless the lord is in alliance with Princess Asana, you must be wary of her. "
If Lucy intends to go against me, it will be quite troublesome for me. This woman's magic and combat power are comparable to Lily. But she has the ability to mobilize troops, and she can only use Aisana to contain her.
I suddenly became curious and asked Xun Malongqi: "In your opinion, how will the Emperor of Georgia choose the generals to conquer the orcs?"
Xun Malongqi thought for a moment and replied: "The position of the general staff of the army is basically the responsibility of Princess Aishana Mo. But as for the coach... Well, because the Tiger Rebels are plotting a coup, Kirul, as the general who protects the country, will definitely not be able to escape, and the Titans' war to quell the rebellion in the west has not been successful, and Xia Gao's prestige in the army is still insufficient. , I'm afraid it will be defeated by the "Black Knight"."
When I thought about being tricked by Willy VI, I couldn't help but get angry. When the earth is rejuvenating, I should hide at home and enjoy the beautiful and lovely female slaves, but I was... That bitch joined the world of waste and forced me to go to the battlefield and ruined my plan to train a female slave and a beautiful dog. Death is simply not enough to absolve me of the blame!