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Chapter 1 - Dying Old Man Prologue

Cover character: Lily

The bright moon is high in the sky, and we are sitting in a carriage in this late night, driving home in the secluded barren mountains.

Occasionally the sound of whipping and driving is transmitted into the car, like a subtle beat, giving it a slightly unreal feeling.   It is approaching October and the weather continues to be sultry, especially when you are sitting in a carriage facing a sexy and beautiful woman alone.   

"Third Young Master, although those magic stones are of great value, their origin is unknown, so it may not be easy to get rid of them."   

She and I were the only ones in the carriage, which was spacious enough to sleep horizontally. She is my assistant and secretary, and she is also an orphan adopted and cultivated by my family since she was a child. Her name is Amy.  

She has short blond hair, a kind but eye-catching pretty face, and is wearing a sexy blue, strapless and short-length evening dress, revealing her mouth-watering plump breasts and lithe long legs, even after spending time with her day and night. In the past five years, I have to pay more attention to you.   

"I'm sorry, Amy, I didn't expect these regular meetings to last so late."  

 "The third young master is serious, this is my job."   

Leaning on the soft sofa opposite her, I carefully pulled back from under the tempting skirt. With his eyes, he played with a ring on his middle finger, and slowly looked outside the carriage to admire the night.   Amy smiled slightly, not showing any displeasure because I avoided her question. Ever since she was assigned to me by the family, she has never been able to capture my thoughts. In other words, I deliberately kept her from guessing me.   

I come from the Radel family, a prominent family with military power in the empire. I was sent to the Chiarila Military School, the highest institution in the empire, from a young age. However, I gave up the most popular subjects and studied what was considered a disabled subject. Summoning and Alchemy. Because of this decision, I also had a quarrel with the old man in my family, the man known as the Imperial General, who accidentally gave birth to me. 

  My grades in school have always been at the bottom because I don't like the boring homework and exams. To this day, I am still considered an overage repeater and have failed to graduate. The record of being unable to graduate for the longest time in more than 100 years.   

But just when I was being laughed at as a shame to my family, a turning point occurred in my life. I was brought to power by the political elites who were hostile to my family, and was stationed in Febenli City, a depressed capital city on the northern border. I was forced to defend the 150,000 orc army that invaded the border with only 5,000 miscellaneous soldiers.  

Those powerful people originally planned to kill people with a borrowed knife, but today I can still sit comfortably in a carriage and look at beautiful women, and know the outcome of the war without talking nonsense. It was also because of this battle that I was appointed by the royal family as the lord of Fairburn County in the north, and I was also given the title of baron. The bald prime minister who pushed me to death made my father and brother laugh even more with his "successful" look.  

"Amis, are the preparations for the Harvest Festival going well?"   

"Third Young Master, please rest assured that everything is going smoothly. About 80% of the big merchants across the country have already responded to us, and a rough estimate is that their attendance rate is no less than 75%. In addition, the festival arena in the north of the capital has entered the final stage and will be completed in about a week. As for the ceremony, fireworks and various ceremonies, mock rehearsals have also begun. "   

"Well, thank you. I hope it won't be so hot again. Okay."   

In the empire, the Harvest Festival is the most important festival of the year. This festival is held every year, but the location changes every year. Since five years ago, under my leadership, this county, which has been in depression for many years, has continued to shine.

At that time, Fei Ben Licheng was ridiculed as "abandoned" Ben Licheng. However, within five years, it surprisingly jumped to become the third largest city in the country, accounting for 1.75% of the country's economic income.   

Even for this year's Harvest Festival, I relied on my wealth and power to win the right to host the event, defeating the other 56 counties and cities across the country. As for the reason why I can create this extraordinary accumulation, it is because of my underestimated alchemy skill.  

It was actually an accident. I originally planned to refine an ultimate aphrodisiac. Although the experiments failed several times, I invented some by-products. Among these by-products are rejuvenating drugs. . . . . . Not for dead people. . . . . . I call it Viagra. In addition to Viergan, there are also magic oils for improving endurance, breast enhancement pills for women, and cellulite-reducing lotions.   

At that time, I found the daughter of a merchant who was falsely accused of treason, used the power of my family to rehabilitate her, and then helped her rebuild the family business, and became the exclusive agent for my alchemy by-products.   

When the product was launched on the market, the demand was so great that even I was shocked. I really didn't expect that so many people in the empire had sexual problems.   

"Amis, when will the Yimelu Merchant Group arrive?"   

"It should be at dusk tomorrow. I have appointed a specialist to greet them. I will notify the third young master as soon as possible."   

Looking at the beauty in front of me, except for her In addition to her undeniable beauty, her work ability is also top-notch. At least until now, I still can't find another talent who can replace her.   

I don't know whether it was because the temperature in the car was getting hotter, or because I thought of that person from the Yimelu Shang clan, but my whole body felt like hair was rolling, and I finally couldn't help but make a move.   

"Summon in the name of Yavandi, the ball of snow!"   

A small ball of pure white hair suddenly appeared in my palm, and the originally hot car gradually cooled down a little. A very special expression flashed across Amy's face sitting opposite me, which seemed to be surprise and sadness, and to me it was even more surprising.  

This was the first time in five years that I used summoning magic in front of her.   

"I didn't expect that you would finally use this kind of magic in front of me, Third Young Master."   

"Is there such a thing? I'm sorry, except for women and money, I am very forgetful of other things."   

Amy was stunned for a long time, and finally He gave me a reproachful look. Maybe it was affected by her gaze, but I suddenly felt a strange feeling. I always felt that tonight was an extraordinary night.

I gently let go, and this little ball of fur slowly floated in the air, while Amy looked curiously. Staring at this little guy, it seems that he likes this cute-looking thing very much.  

This Maotou is actually a failed experiment, because its abilities are very limited and it only looks impressive. Of course, I advocate making the best use of everything, and I will still give full play to its advantages.   

Just as Amy's attention was diverted by the snowball, I secretly stared at the bottom of her skirt.   

Suddenly, Amy's behavior changed drastically, and I couldn't help but be shocked.   Could it be that he was discovered? . . . . .   

When I was busy looking away, I finally discovered the reason for Amy's reaction.   Outside the carriage, there was an extremely powerful magical power that was constantly fluctuating.   

I scrambled out of the carriage, pushed aside a knight and borrowed his horse. At the same time, a dazzling light emitted from the front, and I ran towards the shining place without hesitation. Chapter 1 The Dying Old Man  

 "Haha!!"   

I may not be good at swordsmanship, but I still have a little confidence in my riding skills. At least I have practiced "horseback riding" more than swordsmanship in the past. A rush of wind rushed out of my guardian group, and in an instant I saw a group of figures and blood flowers flying out of the woods along the road, and finally lying on the ground dying.

 Don't be fooled by the title. I can see clearly that the half-dead person lying on the ground is a goblin. Although her body was covered in blood and flesh, judging from her body shape, I dared to write that she was a woman, not an old man.

  Just as I was about to reach the goblin, a powerful and dazzling electric light shot out from the direction she flew in and hit the goblin lying on the ground.

  Thunder magic? !

  The so-called expert will know whether there is something as soon as he takes action. To be able to emit such "sophisticated and rough" thunder and lightning, the person's magical power is definitely not simple, at least several skins higher than mine.

  Elementary earth magic-earth wall magic!

  I didn't dare to be careless and immediately used my best defensive magic. A huge wall more than twenty feet high rose up from the ground beside the female goblin, just enough to intercept the lightning and guide its current into the earth.

  Five figures walked leisurely out of the woods, but I was shocked.

  Those five people were all goblins, and they seemed to be members of the dark goblin clan. Generally, the hair color of fairies is a variable solid color, but dark fairies all have black hair and darker skin, so they are easy to distinguish.

  They were led by a man and a woman. I had just seen clearly how powerful they were, so what shocked me was actually the female goblin. I have seen many beauties, I have seen many goblins before, and I have also met super beauties with the same beauty as this female dark goblin, but this is the first time in my life that I have seen such an unusual and unique temperament like hers.

  In addition to her stunning beauty, she also exudes a sense of incongruity. Regardless of the type of fairies, they are generally natural. However, the female fairy in front of me is different from ordinary fairies. She has a proud and a bit conceited aristocratic taste, as if her existence is A wonderful treasure in the world.

  In addition, her skin color is obviously lighter than that of the other companions, which further highlights her standout among her peers. I have a gut feeling that she has a deep connection with humanity.

  "What are you looking at?!"

  The female goblin seemed to notice that I was only staring at her face. She screamed and suddenly slashed at me with a sword, and a sword energy mixed with electric light pierced my eyes.

  I was in a daze for a moment, but I didn't expect that this tall and thin beauty turned out to be a fairy swordsman, so I rolled off my horse in embarrassment to avoid the sword energy. The sword energy passed by, and before I fell to the ground, the head of the horse I was riding on had been chopped off, and blood spurted out in the air.

  The sound of a long sword being unsheathed was heard everywhere, and the more than thirty knights accompanying me also came to form a fan formation behind me, confronting the five goblins in front of me.

  "Human, this is our goblin's business. If you don't want to lose your life, please leave immediately."

  The female goblin's male companion spoke softly. Although his words were polite, he didn't even look at us when he spoke. He also showed unconcealed contempt, as if to tell us that he didn't take us seriously at all.

  The magic power and magic skills of fairies are already superior to humans. Coupled with the pressure that the man and woman put on us, we also know that they are strong masters of magic and martial arts. It is not unreasonable to face more than thirty elite knights behind me without fear. Makes no sense.

  I suddenly threw my head back and laughed, climbed up calmly, dusted myself off as if nothing had happened, and then leisurely raised my middle finger to them.

  Seeing my informal gesture, the expressions of the five dark fairies changed.

  In fact, the reason why they changed color was not my gesture, but the priceless magic light ring on my middle finger that emitted black light.

  Dark elements and light elements are the rarest and strangest elements on the earth. There are no more than fifty artifacts containing these two elements in the entire continent, but each one has its own unique power.

  They are masters among the fairies, so they naturally know how terrifying this ring is. If I detonate the high-pressure dark element in the ring, no one will know what will happen.

  "Tch! I don't care whether you are goblins or elves, but you are fighting and killing people in my land, and you are also openly attacking me. You are so arrogant." The

  face of the very beautiful female goblin turned cold, and she was surprisingly murderous. The whole place was covered, but the male goblin finally looked at me, and then he began to think deeply.

  "Ye Lan, don't be impulsive."

  Ye Lan, this beautiful female fairy is called Ye Lan.

  "Do we need to be afraid of this good-for-nothing? I don't believe that this kind of good-for-nothing has the guts to activate that ghost ring."

  "Ha, good point! I didn't have the guts to begin with, but it's rare to be buried with a beauty like Nai. Now I Not afraid anymore. Knights, do you all recognize these dark fairies?"

  The knights behind me responded in unison.

  "Trespassing into human territory and assassinating the lord of that place is evidence that you dark fairies have declared war on our country."

  The five fairies were moved at the same time, but I didn't give them time to think and began to inject magic power into the magic light one by one. Inside the ring, the crystal ring immediately exploded with black brilliance that swallowed my body. At the same time, I signaled to my men, and they all moved back, preparing to escape.

  With our troops, we really can't do anything to a few of them. But if our troops want to escape, there is nothing they can do to stop them. If my men return to Febenli City to testify that I died under the assassination of the Dark Fairy, then the Dark Fairy Tribe will face our country's accusations and raise an army. At least my father and brother's 100,000 Black Dragon Legion will definitely follow the Dark Fairy. The goblin fought hard.

  Suppressed by my strong side, the male goblin's eyes flashed with surprise and admiration, and he said,

  "Your Excellency, you are the lord of Febenli County, Avanti Radel?"

  "It's me."

  "It's better to meet than to be famous. It's even better to meet you. Your Excellency has been well-known for a long time. Please forgive me for our offense just now."

  The male elf's tone suddenly became very polite, and his words became tactful and cumbersome. But I caught a mocking look in the eyes of the female goblin next to him. I felt something was wrong, and from the corner of my eyes I glanced at the female demon lying on the ground taking a breath, and I couldn't help but curse this person for being cunning. He wanted to use nonsense to delay time so that the female goblin could not be saved and died.

  "I'm counting to three. If you don't leave, you'll have to bear the consequences! One...two..."

  The male goblin shrugged his arms, shook his black cloak and turned around slowly, carrying a Sneered and left with several other tribesmen.

  "As expected of Yafandi, I am the commander-in-chief of the dark elf clan's armed forces. My name is Tianshu. I believe we will meet again in the future."

  I didn't bother to pay attention to this guy and came to the female elf lying on the ground. Here, other knights also gathered around me, automatically forming a large circle to guard me.

  As I had just seen, it was indeed a woman. Although her face was stained with blood, her original beauty could still be vaguely seen.

  This bet finally hit the mark. If it were a dinosaur, it would be really big.

  "Third Young Master, let her go comfortably."

  From outside the knight's circle, Amy also walked in. She carefully inspected the female goblin's injuries. Her left arm was chopped off, her right eyeball was punctured, and blood was constantly flowing out of her ears. It was possible that her eardrums were shattered. In addition to the serious internal injuries she suffered, it was not easy to save her life. Even if she could save her life, she would be a disabled person for a long time. That's why Amy said to give up. She died comfortably.

  In an instant, I remembered something I didn't want to think about.

  "Ice coffin."

  I didn't answer Amy, I just said these two words lightly. The two accompanying middle magicians also came out immediately, and without me saying anything else, they cast water-based ice coffin magic on the female goblin, sealing her severely injured body and severed limbs in ice.

  "Amis, please contact me the Knight Commander of Liandao, the mercenary regiment and the black dragoon regiment stationed here."

  Being a lord is really hard.

  There was a lot of turmoil last night, and now I have to crawl out under the scorching sun to look for someone before I have time to get a good night's sleep.

  In order to hide my identity from others, I did not bring any guards with me. I put on my casual clothes and cloak alone and went to a public toilet in the southeast corner of Feibenli City.

  Next to this public toilet is an inconspicuous old house with a signboard saying "Shota vs Loli Cabin". Although this house is dilapidated, the people living in it are not simple. The owner of this house has a very special nickname, "The Dying Old Man".

  As far as I know from the demographic genealogy I secretly investigated, he has been setting up shop here since the very beginning of the Wurost Empire. However, this country has been established for more than 1,600 years. In other words, this guy is at least 1,600 years old. As for why he lived so long, even I, who is famous for being smart and witty, can't figure it out. I once doubted whether he was a humanoid creature like a goblin, but his body shape and appearance were indeed that of an ordinary old ghost that couldn't be more ordinary.

  The nickname "The Dying Old Man" fits him perfectly.

  Arriving near the door, I carefully observed the surroundings and made sure no one was following me before opening the door and entering. This guy is a very cautious person. One of the reasons why he chose to build a house next to a public toilet is to keep a low profile.

  As for another reason. . . . . . . It's because the one next to it is the women's toilet.

  Surprisingly, there was no one behind the work counter in the house, and there was only a slight noise coming from the next room.

  "Hey, old man, we have a guest!!"

  He kicked him mercilessly right in front of the stage, making a loud noise.

  "Wow! Don't... stop kicking... It's out... It's out..."

  An old-looking guy suddenly ran out of the room, his hands still pulling on his pants. His appearance was very embarrassing, but his steps were brisk and silent. In addition to these, his appearance today also seems a little strange.

  "Hey, old man, why is there a mark on your right eye?"

  "A mark? How... No... No... I definitely didn't peek at the fish seller peeing...

  "   Absolutely not!

  "   But don't be deceived by his appearance. I can guarantee that he is the best dark businessman and intelligence dealer in the empire. Perhaps because of his age, some lost ancient cultural relics, artifacts or spells may also be found here.   I once tried to catch a glimpse of a long-lost, god-level out-of-print secret book under his counter - "Kato Taka Photo Album".

According to what he said, with his only wisdom, he actually penetrated the ultimate body art secret hidden in it while squatting on the toilet:   anger. Squirting Eagle Claw Skill! !   

Asking if you are dead?   

I still remember his smug look at that time, that cold and handsome look in his eyes, and the finger-licking expression, wow, it was like killing someone without compensation.   

Fortunately, he only trained his fingers and not his toes, otherwise. . . . . . . . .   

Ask you again if you are dead?   

"Lord...what brought you here today?"