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Chapter 7 - Selling the Game

  It's so cool.

  In front of the observation towers built by the goblins on a certain tree trunk on the upper level of the Holy Land, I sat on the stone railing and looked down across the thousands of miles of silver tree forest. Since this observation deck is located thousands of feet above the ground, the temperature is not only cool, but there is also mist similar to clouds. It is the first time for a big guy like me to come to such a high place, and it is also the first time to see such a spectacular scenery. scene.

  A burst of rapid footsteps came from behind, breaking the rare tranquility. Although I have lost the charm of loneliness and tranquility, I feel very relieved at the same time.

  "Master?!"

  "Lord Baron, if we have something to discuss slowly, please come down first. It's very dangerous for you to sit there."

  Go to hell!

  I was just sitting on the fence and looking at the scenery, pretending to be stylish, but this pervert actually thought I committed suicide? ? And he was still talking nonsense in front of Lily, so how can I, the master, lose face?

  I will settle accounts with you only when I have a chance.

  I turned around pretending to be nonchalant and faced them with a pure and flawless smile. In addition to the hateful turtle and my lovely lily, behind me it turned out that there were six high-level goblins I had just met in the conference room. There are more than a dozen elf warriors whom I don't know. I think they should be the friends and subordinates of the turtle.

  "I remember that when I was a child, I was very afraid of heights, but I don't know when I started to stop being afraid of heights. Instead, I like to sit on a high place like this, looking at everything small under my feet. It feels like I'm looking at another person. A different world."

  I no longer had the fear of heights, about thirteen years ago when my mother passed away from a serious illness.

  "Do you know why the Great Elder doesn't pay attention to me?"

  A period of silence made me realize that they might be speechless or didn't know the underlying reason. Lily walked carefully to my side, and I swept her long silver soft hair, still looking at the beautiful scenery outside.

  "The Great Elder believes that with the military power of the goblins and the defense facilities of Gaia Ridge, even 400,000 troops cannot capture this place. I agree that to a certain extent, his idea is correct. Under normal circumstances, 400,000 troops are not enough. Capture the Holy Land. However, he committed a taboo of military strategism. He did not see the overall situation clearly and only considered the small environment in front of him. To use an analogy, if you were to attack the Dark Fairy Tribe, you would be fighting in such an important battle. Whoever joins forces will choose those orcs who have no military discipline, are wild and untamed, and only want to plunder?"

  I don't need to look at me to know the expressions of the stupid birds behind me.

  I am giving them the true charm and intelligence of a general, but also making them understand their own shortcomings and follies. Even I dare not underestimate Tianshu, why can you underestimate the enemy?

  The first person to exclaim was Se Turtle. This reaction made me understand that he is not only the strongest magician here, but also the most talented leader. He realized that the situation was very bad, and he couldn't wait to wait and said:

  "If it were us, we would definitely choose the Wurost Empire, which has been an alliance with us for more than ten years and has a good relationship. The reason is not because of the strength of the military, but because their army is Real soldiers are different from the orcs who only rely on numbers and personal combat power for the purpose of plunder. What the Baron means is that the Kingdom of Dieri, which has been in alliance with the dark fairies for more than thirty years, is their real army. "

  The Kingdom of Dieri is another large human country adjacent to our country in the west, and it fought a century-long war with our country in the past. The national power of the Die Kingdom was once second to none on this continent. At that time, the Wurost Empire was only two-thirds of its current size, so it was often threatened by the kingdom.

  It was not until more than forty years ago that three outstanding commanders appeared in the Wurost Army. They were my father, Fatt, the new commander of the Black Dragoon Regiment. Marquis Radel, Prince Will who is directly in charge of the Crimson Eagle King's army. Wurost, and the Silver Snow Wolf Army's incoming coach Radek. The Marquis of Gancha. In the ten years since they joined forces, they successively captured eight cities of the enemy country, and the two countries finally reached a balance of power.

  At that time, Dieri was forced to move the capital, and Wurost also spent a huge amount of money and soldiers. In the end, both sides had to bow to reality, sent envoys for peace talks and signed the "Ten Thousand Years Peace Treaty", which also created an era of peace and stability for more than 20 years.

  Se Turtle must be over five hundred years old, and he must know very well about the "Ten Thousand Years Peace Treaty" that affects the entire continent. Although the treaty restricts our two countries from sending troops to invade each other's territory, it does not explicitly stipulate that we cannot send troops to help our allies.

  Therefore, it is only reasonable for the Kingdom of Dieri to send troops to help the dark fairies. The orcs are at most just a group of cannon fodder to lead the charge, serving as an illusion to divert the enemy's attention.

  "Anyway, Lily, please take me to your boudoir to sit here."

  I turned around suddenly, held Lily's little hand and walked through the crowd. When I passed by the turtle, I winked at him secretly. .

  "Master, please don't be like this, okay? Well..."

  In Lily's fragrant boudoir, I sat down unceremoniously on her soft bed, and even let her sit on my lap, hugging her The small waist branch smelled the female body fragrance between her soft breasts. The fairy lives a simple life, and so does Lily. Her bedroom is even smaller than the maid's house in my house, and there are no special decorations, not even a girl's favorite plush doll.

  Lily was still not used to being so affectionate with men. She ducked left and right under my teasing, refusing to let me touch her properly.

  "Lily, the master would do this to you for the sake of your tribe, so please stop dragging me."

  "What...does this have to do with our tribe?"

  I smiled secretly in my heart and pushed it away gently. He picked up Lily, lay down on her bed and said,

  "Do you know how much pressure it is to be the commander-in-chief of an army and to be in charge of tens of thousands of lives?"

  Lily stood shyly in front of me, lowering her head and gently bowing her head. Shaking her head, her silver hair swayed beautifully.

  "That kind of pressure will make people tense all the time, as if they have nightmares all day long, and their heads will almost explode. Therefore, every general will have a special way to relieve stress when leading an army. Some people drink alcohol, and some listen to music. , and some people kill prisoners of war to relieve stress, and I, your master, like to have sex with women to relieve the pressure.

  But I never force people. If you don't want to be with the master, forget it, but my brain may not be good. , I'm afraid I'll accidentally wipe out your whole family, and I'll be embarrassed then."

  I ignored Lily and closed my eyes comfortably and started to sleep. In fact, I am really tired. I have been rushing to this ghost place non-stop for several days, and I have to sleep in the deserted mountains with a large number of guards at night. How can I sleep well as a noble person.

  This pure female goblin was really frightened by me. She actually sat next to me and said,

  "I'm sorry, Master, don't leave my people alone. Whatever Master wants to do... Lily will... be good." . . . . "

  "No, I am a man of integrity (ha), so I don't do things that are difficult for others."

  "Well... Master... Master. "

  Actually, I'm very soft-hearted. If you ask me to kiss you, I might change my mind."

  Hehehehe (laughing)! !

  "Master...Master...Lily...Please Master..."

  "What's wrong, do you want Master to kiss you, or do you want Master to fuck you?"

  Lily was too shy to say anything, and she didn't know whether to nod or shake her head. I jumped up from the bed, hugged her over and kissed her lips gently, using my tongue skills to tease her tongue. Although Lily reacted stiffly, she didn't seem to resist kissing me, probably because she was relatively simple and didn't know how to reject a man she didn't dislike.

  It is hard to believe that she is over 200 years old.

  Giggle. . . . . . . . .

  Just when I was enjoying kissing my little servant, the short-lived ghost came and knocked on the door. Lily was even more frightened and wanted to push me away.

  "Is anyone here?"

  "No!"

  "..."

  "..."

  "Baron, can you open the door? , I brought the great elder to talk to you."

  "I'm busy sleeping now. Can you come back in one hour, no, two hours?"

  When Lily heard that her father was coming, she finally pushed me away with the strength of the fairy saint, and hurried to the door. Open the door everywhere and welcome the two most powerful figures in the clan.

  "Dad, uncle."

  The eldest elder led Sechelon into the room. He looked at me and suddenly sent Settlerie and Lily away.

  "Brother?"

  "Don't worry. The Baron and I just have something to discuss privately. You don't have to worry."

  After all, Se Turtle and Lily didn't dare to oppose him. They looked at me helplessly and worriedly, as if they were worried. Put us together. The door closed, and the elder came and sat down in front of me.

  "Okay, Mr. Avanti, there are only two of us here now. Let's get straight to the point. Why did you do that show to attract me just now?"

  As expected of an old immortal who has lived for nearly a thousand years, he is indeed trying to trick me. Eyebrows, people become more mature with age.

  "You hate me so much."

  "What?!"

  "You are old and stubborn, self-righteous and realist, your clothes are tasteless, and there is a bit of a stinker. Just saying that you hate me is my mercy. The biggest problem is that you support The eldest prince of our country is going against my family, and he doesn't even have the slightest regard."

  Perhaps even he didn't expect that I would scold him as soon as I opened my mouth. The eldest elder's complexion changed from rosy to livid, and his fingers and lips trembled slightly. It was possible. He is chanting a spell and trying to kill me with magic.

  "But for businessmen, no matter how disgusted the other party is, no matter what the other party's position is, and it doesn't matter whether there is a bad fox or not, as long as the business can make money, anyone will come."

  Hearing the last sentence, the elder's face became tense. Only then did I relax a little.

  "Business?"

  "That's right, it's a fair trade."

  "But...we the Fairy Tribe..."

  "I know that your Holy Fairy Tribe is famous for being poor, so of course I won't be stupid. I have to make a money transaction with you. What you urgently need now is the military power to defend your country, but what I am interested in is beauty and strength."

  At this point, the elder couldn't help but smile, he finally understood my purpose.

  "I hate you just as much, Avanti. But it is undeniable that you do have extraordinary intelligence and courage, and the conditions you proposed are simply irresistible to me. However, you said you are interested in beauty and strength, but we elves Unlike humans, although we have class distinctions, goblins and goblins coexist as friends, so I can't provide you with a woman. In fact, Lily is already the most outstanding beauty under the age of 300 in our clan, so you can. Don't worry about

  it anymore." "What about power? I know that your clan has a lot of rare spells, and I'm also very interested."

  "Oh, my clan does have many fairy secrets that have been passed down from generation to generation . But according to the clan rules, it cannot be passed on to other clan members, especially greedy humans like you."

  "Okay, that's cool, then the deal is over, and I have to go back home."

  I knew it. , got up from the bed and yawned.

  "Wait a minute! In addition to teaching magic, we also have precious documents that are over ten thousand years old."

  "Documents?"

  "That's right, it's documents. Our clan has a history of more than 100,000 years, and there are naturally a long history of documents and records. The history of the country is much longer than that of your country, and even the countries before it. "

  The elder is right. The documents of the Fairy Clan are indeed priceless treasures. The most precious thing among them is not the outdated historical data, but the information contained in them. text category.

  As an outstanding magician, he will definitely study the secret spells of ancient times. Just as the "Forbidden Summons of Obscene Arts" treasured in my home is recorded in the writings of the former empire two thousand years ago, so studying magic is also A large and diverse text library of different ages is required. So people often say that a magician is half a historian, which does make sense.

  On this land, the history of the goblins is second only to the dragons, and its 100,000-year-old documents are very useful to me who loves to delve into weird magic.

  But. . . . . . . . .

  "Great Great Elder, you just want to get the help of a hundred thousand troops by throwing me a bunch of outdated old books. It seems a little bit like that."

  "Well...I even got your daughter. , just make do with it and treat it as a discount."

  "The discount is too big, so be it. I'm currently researching the subject of slime. If your clan has information that I'm satisfied with, I'll add a little bit of history. Lime sample, I think it should be acceptable."

  "Slime?"

  The great elder was obviously confused about my request. Slime is just a common little character in the forest, and even when used as a summoned beast, it is not powerful enough. But since it was me who proposed it, he probably had no reason to refuse, otherwise it would appear that he was not sincere in cooperating.

  "I don't know what you are up to, but we do have a lot of information about slimes. It's easy to catch one or two. Okay, deal!"

  The great elder hurriedly stretched out his hand as if he was afraid that I would change my mind. Palm, I also high-fived him and completed the deal.

  (Goblin documents, slime samples, and slime information are available!)

  In fact, my family's army is all controlled by my father. The reason for their attack is just to weaken Dieri's power and maintain the balance of power between the two sides. Of course, without the important military information I provided, they would not have any operational goals.

  But the most important thing is that I am not paying for the military expenses of this army, so the biggest winner of this deal will naturally be this young master. But having said that, it feels so good to betray other people. No wonder so many people in the world are willing to be traitors. It may have something to do with interest.

  So cool!

  "Great Elder, in addition to the Black Dragoons, I have another 20,000-strong army for sale. I wonder if you are interested   ?

  "   The great elder saw me smiling and said nothing. This old fox knew that I would not reveal my trump card. That 20,000-strong army was actually my own private army, and 12,000 of them were the elite cavalry regiment led by Liandao in Feibenli City. The other 10,000 people were light cavalry recruited from the best Eagle Mercenary Group in the territory.   

Since I paid for it myself, of course I have to pay a higher price.

  "But what's the use of a mere 20,000 people?"  

 "Hey hey hey... That's a good question. If you send 20,000 people to confront someone else's army of 400,000, of course it's useless. But my troops are all light cavalry, and now this It's probably time to secretly sneak across the Moon Moon River and ambush at the exit of Langkiss Canyon."   The great elder was immediately moved.  

The territory of the orcs is a green basin surrounded by mountains on three sides. The land route must pass through a narrow valley in two mountain ranges, and before this valley, a large river must be passed. This valley and river are the natural barriers that the orcs have relied on for many years - the famous Wolf Kiss Canyon and Wangyue River.

 If my 20,000 cavalry really cross the Wangyue River, they will be able to ambush in front of the Wolf Kiss Canyon and cut off the orc army's food transport team. This deployment will play a key role in the overall battle situation.