today was supposed to be like any other day, so why the fuck do i have to run for my life from a goddamn fish. hello my name is Bjorn, i am 23 year old male. my day started like normal, i wake up, eat a bowl of cereal, take a shower and all the usual morning routine. i left home for work, and as i walked i suddenly felt nothing beneath my feets and i felt like i was submerged in water until i blacked out and woke up here. the theory of what happened to me, that i think is plausible is that i fell into a sewer drain or something. 

as i woke up, i could see huge fishes above me swimming. i let out a wow as i saw them but all i heard where clacking sounds when i said wow. infront of me i saw crabs i had never seen before, and just like the fish they where huge. like way over in the disance there is a crab the size of a building, tho it kinda have traits that i can look like other sea creatures (the gigantic crabs appearance: its base form very crab like, it looks like it has two huge clubs on each side like a mantis shrimp, it got a few tentacles portruding its sides. tho it mostly look like an abomination with a crab just being the base.). the smaller crabs also are pretty unique looking none look the same, some looks more like a crab that have started to become a fish and so on. As i have admired the view, i feel a small panic as this feels to real to be a dream (i think i am asleep in my bed). the water around me feels way to real, but my body feels weird i can feel my arms, but at the same time not. i look at my hand and i see a pincer, i blink my eyes and i see the pincer still. And why did blinking feel weirdly off. i blink for some time, until i notice a fish swimming towards me at fast speed. i think to myself ¨huh didnt know fish could be the size of a car, thats nea-¨and then it dawns on me that i mihgt be in danger. i slowly turn around and run. 

i have no idea if i am still dreaming or not, but hell if i am gonna risk it. the fish however, catch up to me easily. i manage to dodge slightly to the side, but it get ahold of me in its mouth by chomping on my legs legs. i let out a groan as my legs are in its mouth and it is chomping hard on them, with the full intent on biting them off. i retaliate the best i can by piercing it with my hand? in its eye, as i do that i notice the pincer pierce its eye like i wanted my hand to do. i begin to realise that i migth have gotten reincarnated as a crustacean, probably a crab thinking about all the crabs i saw. i screech in pain as the fish bites on my legs harder as i pierce its eye with my pincer, i retaliate by simply pushing my pincer deeper. the fish feeling my pincer is doing more damage to it than it is doing to me, i can feel it release my legs and i strying to shake me off. i think to myself no you dont and i open my pincer inside its head to make anchor point as i try to get closer to the fish with my other pincer. it takes a lot of effort and i feel that i am slowly getting pushed off, but i manage to get my other pincer close enough to pinch into it and cut up some wounds. 

it isnt pretty, but the fish slowly gets too tired to shake me off and i manage to kill it. as it crash onto the sea floor, i notice a lot of different crabs comeand start eat from the fish. i think to myself ¨rude, but alrigth. i wouldnt been able to eat on my own any way¨. i am now confident that i have been reincarnated and i with a proud voice screamed out (crablike sounds) ¨status¨ i wait a little, nothing comes up. i yell out it out different ways ¨status screen¨ ¨character sheet¨ and so on, but nothing comes up. i am dissapointed, but not suprised it didnt work. it is after all just something from fiction after all. i decide to try eating the fish at least refuel myself as i think on what to do, and thats when i notice it. the other crabs that began eating the fish i can see they start to change and gain more fish like traits. some looks like a fish with exoskeleton and crab limbs while others seem to just have grown a fish tail and fins. i begin to eat, and it doesnt take many bites until i feel my body change.