"Fuck" I say as I get punched in my FUCKING face. now I'm fucking exposed to these 3... but you may be wondering how I get here? Well, it all started when I tried to bite the kid's throat. The one clearly high on drugs. He should've been too out of it to react to my attack, but nope! the bald fuck just had to punch me in the face!...he's quirk must be faster reactions or something along thoes lines.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" The kid I just tried to bite screams, backing away from where he was sitting.
The bald guy goes at me again, throwing multiple punches to my head, but this time I dodge them. What? You want me to block or something?! My physical strength is that of a normal adult! I can't block this hulk of a man! Oh shit!
I quickly position myself in front of Baldy because there's another guy with a small gun pointed at me. I'm not sure what type of gun it is, but I'Il definitely die if I get shot, so I'm using Baldy as a shield to avoid getting hit directly.
But this guy won't stop punching me! I have to dodge or counter, but with no experience in hand-to-hand combat, I'm screwed!
"Gave me more space Homan" gun guy yells at Baldy. With no choice left, I decide to keep him close. As another punch comes at me, I move my face toward it and... YES, I bite him!
"What th- AHHHHHHHHH" he screams as I chomp down on his fist. I literally tear a chunk off.. huh, that was easy-BANG
...did that fucker shoot me in the shoulder?! With that tiny opening?!
"FOR THE GOD EMPEROR!!" I scream, leaping onto the bald guy and biting into his throat. He tries to throw me off, but it's too late, buddy! You're already dead! Hah! You-BANG
Another shot. This one almost hits my head... okay, that guy needs to die. As Baldy falls, I notice he had a gun tucked under his shirt. I quickly grab it, leap off his body, and take cover behind a wall as they start shooting at me.
I wait until they are about to reload, at lest one of them has to. Unsurprisingly, the kid is the first to reload, and he's the closet to me! With my heat vision, I blindly take my gun out from cover and shoot him multiple times. He drops to the ground, lifeless.
One more, and my hunt will be over.
Using my heat vision, I see the last guy creeping closer, probably with a knife, since his ammo must have run out. I don't have any ammo left either after unloading on the kid, so I wait for him to get closer.
Las he approaches, knife at hand, I make my move, but back away as he nearly slashes me. We both pause, waiting for the other to make the next move. When he doesn't, I do.
I throw my empty gun at his face. he instinctively covers up, giving me the moment I need. I go straight for his balls.
"AHHHHHHHH-" before he can scream more I bite his throat. and just like that another one is DEAD!
"HAHAHAHAHA I DID IT! HAHAHAHA GOD EMPEROR PROTECTS ME! HAHAHAHA" After laughing like a mad man for a few minutes before sitting in the seat they were using earlier.
"Sigh, that was...fun? I didn't know fighting to the death could be so...exiting!" I remember my finall battle against choas. it wasn't exiting at all...it was horrible, horrifying even. but never exiting...is this ok? Am I ok?...why do I have to be like this every time I think normally? I've already had this conversation with myself; no need to do it again...
...let's just get my prize, I'm hungry.