The Einsvul Bombing arc is taking a little while to write, edit, re-edit, edit again, pkg I hate editing so much.
Cough I'm also just lazy cuz it's really only like a few chapters but cmon...
It'll be a bit of time before I start finalizing stuff so here's a fun AU!
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In the deep deep forests of the grand Slachal Empire, inside was the home of all the graceful and beautiful fairies.
Resembling palm sized elves with delicate transparent wings, they were treated almost like a mythological and sacred legend.
However, this didn't stop daring fairy hunters to capture or exploit these so called mythical beings...
"Vivilla! We're out of pixie dust!"
Elva, the acorn fairy burst into the room with teary eyes, his soft brown eyes glistening.
"Order some more from Pixie Corporate."
With a frown, scary CEO Vivilla Ambro sat in the study, eyebrows creased as he wrote and signed papers.
His long brown hair reached low to the ground, the point elven ears dropping downward instead of to the side.
It was the typical state of fatigue for fairies, known as Pixie Fever.
"Vivilla...we are Pixie Corporate!"
Elva sucked in a breath.
"Oh."
Scratching his head, Vivilla cleared his throat and stood up, his hair fluttering behind him.
"Then it is up to me to acquire the pixie dust."
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A few hours later, Viv awoke to find himself trapped in a reinforced glass jar, disoriented and inside a cabin.
"A-Agh!?"
Terrified and confused, Vivilla tried to use his magic, firing a pea sized orb to the glass, but it simply bounced off and almost hit him instead!
"Gugh!"
Fixing his glasses and blowing on the singed tips of his hair, Vivilla cleared his throat and tried to get a hold of his situation.
"Last thing I remember is seeing a suspiciously large amount of pixie dust on a strange flower I've never seen before...and then my memories faded to black."
Rubbing his chin in thought, Vivilla's mind finally came to how he had gotten trapped.
"It must have been food poisoning."
He said to himself resolutely.
"I knew the special pixie burger for 0.99 was too good to be true...!"
And then following his logic, after eating such a bad burger, he had fainted right before retrieving the pixie dust, and some kind human had probably helped him after seeing how sick he was.
"Heheh, of course this is the case. All the surrounding humans near the border all adored and worship us fairies hohoho! If anything, I'm rather offended they didn't offer me a plush velvet cushion and a few grapes for when I woke up..."
Vivilla angrily hit against the glass at the audacity of the humans, slightly knocking the jar forward little by little towards the table edge.
"Stupid humans...I expect a proper apolog- W-Wa- Ahhhhhhh!"
Even though Vivilla had been flying from within in the jar, it felt like the floor had collapsed beneath him as he closed his eyes, bracing for impact.
"How noisy, I didn't know fairies were so loud."
The rough voice of a tired sounding human yawned, as Vivi felt the jar's descent soften mid fall.
Looking up from the jar with round eyes, the first thing Vivi looked up and saw was a very tall man.
"Uah...."
Shirtless, and only wearing a pair of laggy black pants, a very handsome human with dark hair and jet black eyes met his.
His figure being very similarly structured to the bodies of statues depicting humans that Vivi had seen in old ancient ruins.
Breathtaking sculpted abs...a beautiful mermaid line combined with long straight legs and broad shoulders...!
"Oh, this little thing is cuter when it's awake."
The man slyly grinned, purring as he pulled the jar in his hand closer to his face.
"C-Cute?" Vivi looked astounded, and then flushed at the man with anger. "I'll have you know that I'm rated number 2 on the top 10 hottest men in Pixie World!"
"Ah, my bad second place, couldn't tell."
Chuckling, the man set him back on the table, yawning eerily slow.
"Name?"
"I'm not telling you my name, insolent human! Your way of worshipping the fairies is too poor for such a mythical like I."
Vivi growled with anger, menacingly stomping his soft bare foot against the glass jar.
"...Worshipper?-Yeah, let's run with that." The man leaned his face closer to the jar, letting Vivi get a closer look of his white canines. "My name is Darvi, may this humble follower know the name of the being they wish to worship?"
"...only because you asked so nicely." Vivi tilted his nose up, and crossed his arms. "This honored one's name is Vivilla Vivillian Ambro III."
"That's nice, Vivi."
"You're not allowed to call me that...!"
"My bad my bad, what should I address you as?"
Darci's eyes curled into amused crescents.
"Your Honored One, will suffice." Viv clicked his tongue. "And hurry up and let me out of this detestable jar! It's getting stuffy in here and soon ugly pimples will appear on this handsome face!"
However, Darvi seemed to go deep into thought, as he sighed with a somewhat profound sorrow.
"But Your Honored One, currently the human world is going through a dangerous cycle where all the evil stuff floats up into the air and make it toxic for fairies to breath in or else they die." Darci explained with a solemn expression.
"Don't lie to me, no such thing exists!"
"It's true, Your Honored One!" Complaining with a pitiful voice, Darvi wiped his dry eye. "The pixie forest shields you guys from such harm because of your goodness and cleanses the air, but the human world has no such things. Have you ever heard of a fairy traveling into the human world and coming back? It's all because of the air!"
"That's right..."
He paused.
"All the fairies who went to the human world disappeared suddenly! I used to think that they had just run away, but you, pitiful human, you might just have solved this legendary mystery!"
Vivi declared resolutely, his green eyes shining as he pointed at Darvi.
"...Sure."
Darvi smiled.
"Just promise me you won't hurt yourself if you go outside okay~?"
"Of course, I'm not stupid to risk my life for such a thing."
Smirking, Vivi fluttered his wings contently as the opening of the jar was lifted, and he made himself comfortable on the comfy cushion on the counter.
"Ah wait, that's..."
Before Darvi could continue his warning, a shadow loomed over Viv, as a pair of scary yellow eyes leaped towards him!
"Ugh, you feline beast! I took care of your ancestors several hundred years ago!"
Letting out an angry complaint, Viv quickly smacked the oncoming red cat's nose with his fist, as the cat licked his body uncaringly like a tantalizing treat.
"Roma, fairies are friends, not food." Darvi warned light heartedly, as he rescued Viv from the beast, placing the cat far away, who wanted to desperately lick its meal again.
"Is this feline beast yours?" Vivi asked crossly.
"No, it's..."
"What is this commotion?"
Emerging from the upstairs, yet another fine work of art appeared.
Golden locks of hair...sun colored eyes as well as a noble like charm exuded from him, very similar to the aura of an elf.
Of course, this handsome gentleman was most definitely not an elf, as fairies and elves were distantly related and Vivi would have been able to tell right away if the man was an elf or not.
"Speak of the devil and he shall appear."
Darvi frowned.
"That's Roma's owner, Will."
"Who are you talking...ah."
Vivi and Will met eyes.
"Hello, elf like worshipper." Vivi announced confidently, knowing there wasn't a doubt that this man was also a worshipper of his.
"!"
Will opened his mouth immediately to say something, but was essentially tackled to the floor by Darvi, who covered his mouth with a white handkerchief.
Whispering intensely into Will's ear, Darvi seemed a little urgent and impatient as the both of them snuck peeks at him during their conversation.
Just as Vivi was about to fly over and listen closely, Will cleared his throat and stood up, dusting his clothes off.
"Hello...Your Honored One."
"Pffff!"
Darvi stifled his laughter.
"..."
Vivi quickly held back too. He couldn't admit that he had always seen elves as superior and just seeing a human that resembled one act so submissively towards him was like a power trip.
Both of these races were proud after all, and none of them ever wanted to bow to the other.
"Anyways, enough of this..." Darvi frowned.
Snapping his fingers, a suspicious pink powder was dusted just above him, and Vivi looked up in surprise, only to realize the ceiling seemed much higher than usual.
"Huh?"
Vivi looked down at his hands, which strangely seemed bigger than usual as well.
"I...what..."
"You look even better than I imagined."
With a start, Darvi suddenly lunged at him, pinning the now human sized fairy against the wall.
"..Eh?"
"Oh no, this is serious..." Darvi shamelessly continued to pretend and feign sadness. "The human evil air has already gotten to you, making you now human sized. If I don't detoxify you, then you might just become a human like me..."
"W-What?!"
"..." Will silently grabbed his cat and proceeded back upstairs. "I'm not involved with this."
Meanwhile, Viv was panicking as he desperately grabbed at Darvi's collar, clutching him pitifully.
"Please, help me Darvi! I'm sorry, but I really don't wanna be one of your kind! Just tell me what to do so I don't become an accursed being like...ahem, you."
Vivi unapologetically cleared his throat, before looking back, resolute. It was this look on his face that made the suspicious expression on Darvi's face disappear.
"Oh fine, I can help you...but it's gonna cost you."
"Anything, I'll do anything..!"
The expression on Darvi's face ever so slightly twitched.
"Close your eyes."
"They're closed!"
"Then..."
Without any more hesitation, Darvi leaned in, and kissed Vivi deeply, sucking on the pink and soft lips.
"M-Mnh!?"
Vivi gasped, his long eyelashes fluttering in disbelief, as he immediately began to struggle and push away.
However, Darvi didn't cease his torment as his tongue invaded the fairy's mouth, his black eyes calm as it watched the interesting little fairy's reactions.
"D-Do you think I'm stupid!?"
Breaking free, Vivi inhaled in deeply and angrily raised his hand, an orb of magic blasting Darvi back.
To think this playboy thought he could trick me with such a vulgar lie!
A powerful vibration shook the entire household, as Darvi was thrown into the wall, shattering it behind him as the home was left with a gaping opening at the side.
"You must have a death wish."
Coldly wiping his mouth, Vivi's expression darkened as he raised his hand, slowly gathering the might of the sun at his fingertips.
"What the...!?"
At that moment, Will and Roma ran downstairs, to see what the commotion was. Will's eyes widening in shock after seeing the view of the river replacing his magic tv, talk about live action.
"It seems I've come back to something interesting."
However at that moment, the third and final member of the house returned.
With crystalline ruby eyes, straight nose and overflowing white hair tied up in a ponytail, Vivi stopped his attack, recognizing the man.
"Dawn...? W-What are you doing here...?"
The man known as Dawn let go of the sack slung over his shoulder, stretching his sore neck.
"I live here, obviously."
"W-What?" Vivi sputtered out in confusion. "But...you're an half elf, you shouldn't be mingling with...them." He added.
"The rent is cheap and the house is good, there's not much more a man could ask for."
Dawn stepped over the unconscious body of Darvi on the floor, giving him a not so discreet kick to the ribs.
Vivi had known him for a while, and excellent fairy follower and even had helped him gather and deliver pixie dust. He was one of the only somewhat human beings he trusted...so Vivi couldn't understand what he was doing willing with that bastard..
"Let's calm down, yes? Vivi, I know you got tricked by this fool over here but I would really appreciate it if the wall is repaired..." Dawn grinned, jokingly yet genuinely putting his two palms together to plead. "You see, I don't want to sleep with one side to the wolves and the other towards my roommates."
"...I'll question you later on this matter."
Waving his hands, Will and Roma watched with astounded eyes as the destruction of the entire house was undone, time reversing all for the whim of a mere fairy.
But only Dawn knew the secret of this mere fairy, which was why a peculiar glint was in his eyes.
'The King of the Fae is as kind hearted as always.'
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Unmentioned + side characters/information.
Elva ——> A humble acorn fairy, will strike it rich with Pixie Corp later and become a billionaire.
Perukono ——> The newspaper boy, falls in love with a princess and marries her, becoming a wise Emperor.
Lizzy ——-> A coddled and carefully cared for princess, a loving family and a peaceful life without hardship.
Ms Lilia ——> The humble town's librarian.
Ms Emile —-> The loving wife of an innkeeper.
Professor Strong ——> An Innkeeper.
Fairy AU, maybe to be continued?