As Carlton stood up from Alaric's lap, the prince let out a small sigh of relief. But his calm was short-lived when he saw Carlton approaching Kastiel with an angry glint in his eye. Alaric sprang into action and quickly walked over to them. He knew that even though Kastiel was strong and capable, he was no match for Carlton - the greatest swordsman in their kingdom.
Kastiel took a step back, frightened by the man who claimed to be Alaric's spouse. The duke's jealousy could turn into wife rage... ahem, husband rage - and that was something to be feared.
"D...Duke Carlton..." Kastiel stuttered nervously while raising both hands defensively. "I think you've completely misunderstood... I'm not interested in Your Highness at all."
Alaric immediately slipped between them and shielded Kastiel behind his back. "Let's talk about this properly, Carlton." He said firmly but calmly. "No need for violence, okay?"
But it seemed that words weren't going to be enough for Carlton. His focus was solely on Kastiel, and he frantically grabbed Alaric's hand in a fit of desperation.
"Husband, stay away from that guy! Especially don't turn your back on him! He likes your body... especially your ass!"
"....?"
Alaric and Kastiel froze in shock at Carlton's words. They couldn't believe what they were hearing.
"What?!" Alaric exclaimed incredulously.
Kastiel looked mortified as he tried to defend himself once again. "That's not true at all!!!" he said quickly, his cheeks turning red with embarrassment.
Alaric could feel the heat rising in his own face as well. The situation was beyond awkward now!
Carlton snorted in disbelief at Kastiel's denial.
"What's not true?!" He exclaimed. "After the poisoning case, when the royal guards searched your room for evidence, they found those love poems you wrote about my husband's body!"
Kastiel stood there with his mouth gaping open like a fish out of water, unable to process the absurdity of it all.
Alaric felt just as stunned and bewildered by this sudden turn of events but tried to keep his cool. "Perhaps there was some kind of misunderstanding..." he said calmly.
"Misunderstanding?! If you don't believe me I'll recite the poem he made about you!"
But Carlton wasn't having any of it, he cut Alaric off mid-sentence and started reciting one of Kastiel's alleged love poems:
Oh, Alaric's butt! So round and firm,
A sight that makes my heart squirm.
The way it moves with each stride,
Is enough to make me want to hide.
It's like a peach, so juicy and sweet,
I just can't resist its tempting treat.
In tight pants or loose-fitting attire,
His buttocks set my loins on fire.
With every flex of his powerful glutes,
My mind becomes filled with naughty pursuits.
I dream of grabbing onto those buns of steel,
And never letting go until he starts to squeal!
Alaric may be the ruler of the land,
But in my eyes, he's got an ass so grand!
I can't help but stare whenever he walks by
For that heavenly derriere I cannot deny.
So here's a tribute to Alaric's backside
A sight that fills me up with pride!
I'll sing its praises far and wide,
For it's a masterpiece I cannot hide.
Oh, Alaric's butt! So plump and fine,
It makes my heart skip a beat every time.
With each step he takes, it shakes and sways,
And sends my senses into an erotic craze!
From the way his pants cling to those curves divine,
To the way they look when they're covered in shine.
His rear is something I just can't ignore
And leaves me wanting so much more!
So here's to you, oh royal ruler of the land
May your glorious glutes forever stand!
Your butt will always be on my mind,
For its beauty is truly one of a kind.
Alaric's face flushed with unbearable embarrassment as Carlton continued reciting the poem about his derriere. He couldn't believe that someone had actually written something so vulgar and inappropriate about him, it was enough to make him want to disappear into thin air.
Kastiel, on the other hand, wanted to vomit blood after hearing it. Who was this madman who had written such filth?! It certainly wasn't him! Kastiel preferred breasts over butts any day.
And why had Duke Carlton memorized this obscene piece of literature in the first place?! Was Duke Carlton sure that he hadn't written it himself???