(your pov)
Haaa ..this morning is heavenly,birds chirping,sun shining,satoru trying to eat mug...wait.....what.oh the mug was made of cake.So why was mug made of cake ..no idea....Let's just leave it as it is.
"Hey y/n! Let's go shopping and eat some goodies." excited gojo asked and the question that is coming in your mind right now is Are we that close to go to eat and with a deranged person? so you did what you are best at-art of ignoring called selective ignorance.
"Hey y/n! Let's go"
"Hey y/n! Let's go"
"Hey y/n! Let's go"
"Hey y/n! Let's go"
"Shut up whitehead! can't you see that i am busy."
"But you aren't y/n.You are just sitting on a bench and just sitting"
"Ya, and that is what is being busy for me"
"Please ,pretty please.We will have lots of fun and free snacks for you"
So here you are at a cafe with geto and gojo and your sweets.(You are a big addict of sweets and snacks.)
(At cafe)
A woman comes and approaches gojo and starts flirting with him and asking for his number and while gojo had almost given it.
keyword-almost
A boy around your age approaches you.
"Hey pretty girl! Well ,i find you attractive so um can we exhange numbers.We can be friends."
"No"
"Why"
"Well ..I am not that deranged to give my no. to some person who i have met for the first time and another thing you could do many illegal activities with my no."
"Ahh ,it's true. Well, i wanted a cute girl to be my friend.I must have made a joke of myself in front of you by this act."
"It's not a big problem but ya yo enjoyed my show of cartoons"
"Cartoons?"
"The ones sitting in front of me."(Boy only saw her partners after having full on conversation with our protagonist.Talk about healthy ignorance)
(After seeing frozen gojo with a paper in hand and geto and wooooman )
"Yaa ,they DO look like cartoons. Anyway bye.It was nice meeting you."
(Boy already left)
"Maybe, i should have given my number. Boy roasted without even batting an eye.Awww.We would have been a fun duo.Well nothing can be done now."(Y/n talking to herself but loud and all the talking reached gojo who was tearing the paper and looking like a monkey cause he got roasted by a boy who he didn't even know .)
(woman already left getting embarrassed cause even she witnessed the conversation)
"y/n ,i didn't know you thought of me as cartoon."(sarcastically)
"ha,I thought i made myself already clear that you were a cartoon."(our protagonist answering innocently, so innocently that great gojo satoru was clueless about what to say and on which point to comment-y/n answering honestly to the question which he asked sarcastically or to be an annoying monkey to y/n cause she called him cartoon so the result was him growing mushrooms on his back while repeating)
"y/N thinks i am a cartoon.."
"y/N thinks i am a cartoon.."
"y/N thinks i am a cartoon.."
y/n in her mind thinking
my partners are deranged.