y/n is on her bench asleep when bunch of rowdy kids enter the classroom only resulting in y/n ignoring them cause she was up late at night working on making her life easier by making a robot that can make her food cause she has been spending her life on snacks .So why doesn't our protagonist make food for herself .Welll.....
(past experience)
"So y/n , we all know you can't cook and so i am going to be your cooking guide.Now follow the instructions and no straying away from instructions. My every word ,you will take it seriously.",said ahem threatened your friend whose name is Shein.
y/n nodding
"So first ,put rice in rice maker and leave it alone ,no touching after to see if it has cooked after every 5 min and after this take out flour from the cupboard."
"Great ! now throw the flour in the bowl commando."
"Nononononono , not really throw it(flour flying like bird in the air) Ahhh...Ahchu ahchu(start of sneezing competition between y/n and shein)"
"haaa...no worries.Now let's just clean it up and restart again"
(y/n and shein cleaning the entire flour and starting again.)
"Ok y/n, just ..just go and bring rice ,it would have cooked by now." instructed exasperated shein.
y/n-"Oh , but rice hasn't cooked yet."
shein-"But why?Time has passed already.(shein looking at the rice maker) Y/nnnn ...,you haven't switched on the maker yet.Why did you not start it?"
y/n-"But you said to follow your instructions and no straying away from it"
y/n ,shein (click to the names to see y/n and shein's facial expressions)
shein- haaa.. let's just leave it alone. i have left milk to boil and I am going to leave to get some more things for food and you are going to watch the milk so it doesn't spill"
y/n-"ok"
(y/n watching the milk ,got bored of waiting ,went to drink water and just as she went away for only 10 sec ,just goddamn 10 sec, and the milk spilled and while trying to erase the evidence shein came which results in he looks at me,i look at him,he looks at me ,i look at him and shein throwing fire from his mouth.)
some more instances-y/n whisking the batter,batter got on face y/n going to take some containers ,slipped on the butter (How did e butter even come there?well who cares) resulting in Crash crash crash ,the water from the container going on the microwave,short circuit and smoke coming,fire sprinkler pipe system coming into being and y/n and shein bing drenched and y/n being bannedfrom kitchen.)
(coming to the present)
yaaa, so no cooking by y/n.She is cursed by the kitchen god.
"heyy y/n,watcha doing.Why do you look like wilted ,oh sorry,rotten food."called an albino ,ahem,correction -shouted an albino.
y/n ignoring ,I mean who is going to even talk to a dimwit.Poor y/n, living with an "overexcited mentally deranged human...no..creature", a living...no.. "non-living, mitochondria producing energy from not food but cigarette"brunette and "IQ less "ravenette.why IQ less cause it is said that only IQ less people do their brainless actions and with devotion that even other person will think "am i in the wrong?"Bro if you had so much problem that non-sorcerers are the ones creating curses and sorcerers losing life because of it,just leave the job.If anyone forces you to do it -weren't you the part of stongest duo-start having bitch fight.(this is internal monologue of y/n).
Author's note-I know that some will say that it wasn't geto's fault,first how he has has to consume those curses,how sorcerers are not appreciated and losing lives for those, the star plasma incident,twin girls ,haibara's death ,how he was affected by those things.But in this novel i will point out few things that i ,in my opinion made sense and what could have happened if things were done diferrently so stay till then.
(Yaga coming)
"Student's, today you will be using your cursed techniques to fight each other and learn." announced yaga.
"oohh....heyy,y/n be ready for losing."y//n again ignoring the albino and was thinking "I am hungry."and a light bulb goes in y/n's head.
"Sensei ,i wanna ask something?,a proposal."
"Go on , y/n."
"We are fighting each other in a match so shouldn't winner be rewarded so that we can be motivated to do much better."
"Ya ,sensei,even though i hate her but the idea is good" commented an overexcited husky.
y/n and husky-"Please,pretty please"
"Haa..fine but what will be the reward"commented yaga resulting in both albino and y/n shouting"Winner decides"
"ok, but only within my limits,i will give,meet me outside at playground in 5 min wearing your exercise clothes."yaga said and went outside for preparation
"yup , don't go back on your words sensei" -y/n and gojo on the same time shouted to the leaving sensei.
"wow,you two are so in sinc,you both must be soulmates." commented shoko that left both y/n and gojo flabbergasted.
"shoko, me and with her.I am wayy out of her league"said gojo gagging.
"shoko , i didn't know you supported pedophiles. why would you support ojji san and me."commented y/n sarcastically.
"hey ,who is oji san and you should be grateful that someone said that such a great being ,should pair up with you"shouted gojo
"where?..where? is the great being" said y/n while looking around having her hand on her eyes .
"Heyyy,i am talking about myself .where are you looking!!!!"cried gojo which resulted in y/n giving a face that said "you,where do you get such confidence"
(yaga shouting in between their brawl-are you coming or not?)
(At the arena-i mean ground)
Fight between get and y/n(gojo shouting in between that y/n is a loser and she won't even win against geto and y/n ignoring gojo altogether and geto giving a sorry face that said -I am soory about this idiot.
"Ready y/n, even though i am sorry for the shenanigans of gojo that you have to face but i am not going to lose "and then geto summons his curses to attack y/n but y/n being y/n commented excitingly "wow ,the curse is so cute!" and y/n started petting the curse ya petting the curse which resulted in geto making wtf face and (how the hell are not curses attacking her) goes inside geto's face. Geto commands his curses to attack y/n but they don't attack her and then y/n makes a hand sign which results in all the curses starting to attack geto instead .This lead to y/n winning the match as geto didn't even get a chance to attack her as he was protecting himself against the curses 's attacks.
Geto's pov
What kind of cursed technique is that ,that even made my curses go against me.
Gojo's pov
wtf ,how the hell are geto's curses attacking geto instead of y/n.Just what kind of technique is it?
yaga's pov
what ,what is this?,this technique.Didn't y/n just have cursed technique that allows her to use elemental powers.I would have to ask y/n about her technique in person.
(gojo and y/n's fight)
(gojo's pov)
"I don't know what type of technique you used but you are gonna lose." and after saying this ,without losing any time gojo started attacking y/n but before he could attack or use his technique ,he was forced on the ground by a sudden force .He couldn't even lift his hand.Even moving his head was looking like a task of trying to scale mt. Everest.When using all the force he had in himself and lifted his head he could see y/n just standing there crossing her arms and looking at him bored,he felt small,so small.It was like he couldn't even compare to a dirt in front of her.First time in life ,did gojo feel weak, so weak.He looked again at her and she was the same, giving him the look that said absolute boredom ,so bored that she was eating chips...
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(goto blinking like a fool to first comprehend that what was happening in front of him was real)........Eating chips... Gojo's state of mind from the start of fight to end of the fight .It went in flight mode.(chart of gojo's state of mind)
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(from-shock>self loathing>and then wtf state, if that could happen in real life,but yeah he did went to wtf state because of chips.)(while this was happening shoko ,yaga and geto sanity left them and they went through five stages of grief seeing her eating chips and then the chips became chocolate and then again came chips from nowhere to be eaten.)
(In gojo's mind)
Where the heck did the chips come from?.It suddenly came out of nowhere(chips).Was he hallucinating?Noo ,He was not .Even geto, shoko and yaga had wtf look and then he shouted "where the heck did chips come from?"
"Does it matter?what matters is that you lost."said y/n while giving yaga a look that said -are you not going to announce my win?
yaga-y y/n wins.
(All the self loathing mood of gojo went away and he was back to his mentally deranged state because of y/n by a simple action of eating chips)
y/n moving in front of yaga and having a face like a proud child that said -I did a good job so give me my reward and yaga understanding what y/n meant said,"So now,that you have won.What do you want from y/n."Hearing this y/n started to smile sinisterly which resulted in yaga having chills.
So now ,y/n eats ,drinks,and sleeps in class and makes trouble which leaves yaga wondering just what did he do in his previous life that he deserved it.
If you are wondering about gojo then the incident did nothing but strengthen the resolve of gojo to trouble y/n and now there is a new resolve and that is unraveling what is the technique of y/n which will be revealed in star plasma vessel incident.
extra scene-
yaga-I thought you said you had elemental powers.Did you lie?
y/n-yes,I lied (proudly)
yaga-reason
y/n-I wanted to create trouble(again proudly)
yaga- sanity left him and he is searching top mental asylums.
Extra scene 2
gojo-Tell me the name of your technique and what are its effect.
y/n- name of technique-sanity,effect-makes other's sanity leave to heaven. special name- IAMTEGsae (I am made to enstrangle gojo's sanity and ego)
Note-Hello readers, i wanted to tell you that you would find this novel on quote too.On that site there are more chapters than this one as I decided to upload my novel on this site later than that one.Chapters will be uploaded faster on that site than this one but please ,read on this site too so that I can try to upload at the same pace on both sites