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Chapter 2 - Master Liu has a bad temper with household appliances

After talking about Master Liu's legendary life, let's talk about Master Liu's family. Originally, this was a small bungalow. Since the World Trade Organization came in, not only has the electronics industry flourished, but the real estate industry has also moved towards glory. Liu Jiannan's original three large tile-roofed houses have turned into a small apartment with six units. He lives on the first floor, and the room underneath his feet is his home appliance repair department.

As a relocated household, most of the neighbors nearby are familiar old residents, old neighbors, and not lacking in classmates and childhood friends. However, whether they have connections or backdoors, they are either doing well or living a carefree life. Many have settled down and have children, while only he is still living a carefree life.

In this day and age, running a small business is generally looked down upon. In terms of career, one must wear a 'collar' to be respected - whether it's a white-collar, gold-collar, silver-collar, or blue-collar job, all can help establish a social status. But look at Liu Jiannan, he's a 'black-collar' worker, covered in engine oil!

Although Master Liu also belongs to the homeowner group, he is far from meeting the requirements for finding a partner. Although Phoenix Sister has high standards, she is at least a cashier at Carrefour, an employee of a foreign company!

Let's not talk about others, let's talk about an installation worker of a solar water heater who often comes to this residential area. He is a few years younger than Liu Jiannan and doesn't earn a high salary. However, he is at least a service staff of a well-known brand. Although he has to climb to the rooftop in wind, sun, and rain, it is still a decent job that some people appreciate!

The other day, this kid went upstairs to install something for someone. Halfway through, he received a call from his girlfriend, saying that her period had just ended and she was ready to fulfill his request today. Excited, he forgot where he was and fell headfirst. This time, he finally knew where his soul belonged!

You ask why Master Liu is doing so poorly, yet his home is filled with international big brands? Easy peasy! Don't be fooled by the fact that there are some demolished houses in this neighborhood. After years of development and construction, it has turned into a bustling area. Apart from the apartments given to the demolished households, all the other buildings are high-rise sea-view apartments. There is also a villa area where wealthy people come and go, driving BMWs or Mercedes-Benz cars. You only see high-ranking officials who are greeted by them. However, even the most important figures have their unlucky moments. For example, these people never ask about the price or quality when shopping, they only follow the fashion trend and look at the brand. If they are not satisfied with their purchase, they casually throw it away or sell it, which is considered normal.

For example, the Siemens refrigerator in his house, the first owner of the Miss Siemens, was a nouveau riche in the nearby villa area. When the refrigerator worth tens of thousands of yuan arrived, he complained that the compressor was too loud, affecting the communication between the newlyweds. However, the nouveau riche had also experienced hard times, so it was a pity to throw it away. Liu Jiannan's repair shop also had a sign for electrical appliance recycling, so he directly offered 888 yuan for good luck and took it.

However, the compressor of this refrigerator does make quite a loud noise. Liu Jiannan checked it himself but didn't find any problems. Later, after he developed his own special ability, he directly asked the refrigerator lady, only to find out that she was practicing her Chinese pronunciation!

It's also sad that some angry youths always blame foreign goods. Liu Jiannan may not understand the political and national relations, but he is quite familiar with the temperament of foreign goods. For example, the cheap Sony TV bought by the family had a fluctuating picture when they first bought it. The reason the previous owner sold it was because no matter how they adjusted it, they couldn't get it right. Later, Liu Jiannan flipped through a Japanese dictionary and communicated with the TV brother before realizing that the brother still retained the good habit of Japanese politeness. In order to show respect to the person who bought him, he often bowed to indicate respect. How could the picture not jump?

One characteristic of this guy is that he looks down on people. He is humble and submissive to his owner who can afford him, but he is arrogant towards Liu Jiannan who bought him at a low price. He always refuses to turn on, taking advantage of the language barrier. In a fit of anger, Liu Jiannan watched Japanese TV every day for a while, causing the Sony TV to burn out the cathode ray tube from time to time. I guess the guy couldn't resist using 'Wu Gu Niang'!

We are not afraid of foreign goods, we will take them down if they provoke us. But domestic goods are not easy to deal with, just like the microwave in the kitchen. Every time Liu Jiannan wants to heat up food, he must first sing a Cantonese song in front of it. After half a year, Liu Jiannan has already reached the level of winning the championship in a singing competition!

But in any case, after half a year of getting along, the various electrical appliances and Liu Jiannan have also developed more or less feelings. At the very least, every time Liu Jiannan goes out, he will say goodbye to everyone: "Goodbye, sà yóu nà lā, auf Wiedersehen (German for goodbye)…" "

After more than half a year of tempering, many old neighbors would give a thumbs-up and praise when they see Liu Jiannan: "Look at this child, even though he hasn't studied for many years, he is polite!" "

Today, Liu Jiannan went out looking rather sloppy, with heavy sleep marks on his face because he didn't even wash his face. The faucet wasn't running, so he asked his faucet brother, only to find out that he wasn't feeling well today and even suspected he might have kidney stones. This infuriated Liu Jiannan, and he immediately dismantled the faucet, only to realize that for all these years, the water he had been using was actually the faucet urinating!

The downstairs room of a dozen square meters is Liu Jiannan's workspace. Although it is small, it is full of various items, from small semiconductor radios to large refrigerators and color TVs stacked full. It can only accommodate Liu Jiannan himself. Of course, this is just a false sign to show everyone that Master Liu is skilled. It's like how a hair salon or foot massage parlor always washes and hangs the mattress covers outside the door to show customers that our shop is clean!

Liu Jiannan usually opens his shop after lunch, but recently the weather has been getting hotter and hotter, making it increasingly difficult to sleep in. His body is always sweaty, and he's afraid to take a shower for fear that the showerhead might also leak... …

Just get up early, he has taken on a project recently and has to deliver it today.

It's a Nokia N97 phone brought by the second-hand squad leader, very new and stylish. Liu Jiannan has checked it and confirmed that it is definitely genuine goods. He just glanced at it and didn't have time to communicate. The second-hand squad leader said it couldn't be turned on. If it can be fixed, it will definitely sell for 1,500 yuan. Liu Jiannan agreed without hesitation and will split the profit, which is seven to eight hundred yuan. No need to worry about cigarettes and alcohol this month.

Second-hand squad leader is also holding the mentality of sharing happiness to give his mobile phone to a master who repairs household appliances, and he always talks about it. Every time he exports it, he will fall into the net and run away with a bunch of boards and pliers. There is Liu Jiannan's cursing voice in his ear: "Grandma's claw, you have a fart to share with Lao Tzu. I haven't even touched our squad leader's little hand.." "