Every time the second-hand squad leader escapes, Liu Jiannan always sighs and says, 'It's a small world.' The former rival, competing for the same woman, has now become a comrade, fighting against the elements together.
The N97 is placed on the table, with a slide-out cover and excellent hand feel, at least much better than the CDMA phone he got for free with a fifty yuan talk-time recharge.
In the past, Liu Jiannan would definitely not have taken on this job, because he repairs household appliances and knows nothing about communication equipment. His previous mobile phone always shut down automatically. He once took it to a mobile phone repair shop, and the repairman casually tore a piece of paper and placed it under the phone battery, and the problem was solved. Later, he learned that this was because the battery contacts were loose. It's perfectly fine to add twenty dollars.
But now that his superpower has been discovered and his character has greatly improved, he no longer needs to work as a thief. Just like a few days ago when his CDMA suddenly shut down, he immediately stuffed a piece of tissue, only to be scolded by the phone: 'Damn it, you haven't charged for three days, I'm overloaded, do you know that? Stuffing nonsense, causing my intervertebral disc to slip out!'} "
To get back on track, Master Liu picked up the N97 on the table and soon felt a surge of warmth flowing in his palm, like the feeling of shaking hands for the first time with someone you just met. And from this different feeling, one could determine the gender of the machine. The so-called gender of a machine refers to the gender of the first person who handled it after its creation, along with the personality and temperament of that person. Just like the Sony TV at home, the handler is a frustrated and creepy Japanese man, the refrigerator is a young German girl who has received traditional education and just started working, and the computer is an arrogant American guy... …
During the first interaction, if there is a warm sensation in Master Liu's palm, it means the other party is of the opposite sex; if it feels cold, the other party is a foolish old man. This is a conclusion drawn from countless experiences, without exception.
Liu Jiannan calmed down and waited slowly. For a long time, a timid girl sounded in her heart: "Ah Ni Ah Sai.." "
Master Liu was furious, thinking it was an authentic product, but it turned out to be a Korean version of a smuggled product. The Korean greeting 'hello' was spoken fluently, why did Master Liu know it was Korean? He watches a lot of TV dramas. Although there is a Sony TV at home, it is actually a super fan of Korean culture, from 'Yellow Handkerchief' to 'Watched and Watched Again', not missing a single one, causing the electricity bill at Liu Jiannan's home to rise rapidly!
But now, Liu Shifu's Korean level is limited to the level of nonsense. Every time after watching Korean dramas, he will learn the Korean accent and spit at Sony TV in his own Korean: "Wipe your horse pen, your Margo pen.." "
So now, Liu Jiannan was a bit at a loss. From the sound of it, this Miss Han N97 is still a shy girl, compared to the first time she could communicate with others, she was surprised but also guarded and shy. Master Liu quickly spoke up, indicating that he was not a pervert, and there was nothing about her that would make Liu Jiannan behave inappropriately: "You, Chinese, can you speak?" "
Upon hearing this, Liu Jiannan immediately heard the voice of Miss N97 in his heart: 'Oh my god, so it turns out we are on the same side. You almost made me bite my tongue when I was speaking Korean just now.' "
Master Liu was so dizzy that he couldn't help but ask, "Miss, where were you manufactured?" "
Shenyang! "
Sweat a lot, turns out it's just a knockoff for half a day! Liu Jiannan asked cautiously, "Big sister, what's wrong with your computer? Why can't it start?" "
"Cut!?" N97 snorted disdainfully and said, "Who says I can't be turned on? That idiot who brought me here yesterday couldn't find the power button, but I really am out of battery. Do you have a charger?" I don't need a universal charger, don't poke me and break me, I don't want the original charger either, it's too awkward! "
Imitation has become a trend and addiction! The estimated factory assembly line worker, who is also a tough character complaining about low wages and hard work.
Liu Jiannan threw his phone aside and stopped talking, waiting for the second-hand squad leader to come and tell him where the switch was. This guy, still a college graduate, doesn't even know how to use a phone. No wonder he's stuck in the second-hand market and can't even make a knockoff!
However, where is the power switch on this weird-looking N97? Master Liu felt embarrassed and searched for a while, finally finding the button on the top of the phone lady's head. The screen lit up instantly, showing the boot screen and main interface, with all functions identical to those of genuine products. One couldn't help but admire the counterfeit industry in our country, which will definitely prosper one day.
Master Liu was looking intently when suddenly the standard Nokia ringtone rang, the screen turned into a caller ID, with a big head sticker, although the picture was not very clear, he could still see a charming beauty. He thought it was a downloaded screensaver and didn't pay much attention, casually answered the phone: 'Hello, who is this?'} "
Who knows the other side also is such a sentence: "Hello, who?"? "
Liu Jiannan sweats profusely: "You called me, and you still ask who I am?" "
The other party fell silent, and Liu Jiannan also remained silent, savoring the clear and pleasant voice on the other end of the phone, like a secluded valley, pure and clear like dripping water on rocks. He didn't know what kind of girl she was. How could such a sharp tone produce such a pleasant voice? Could she be a hotline operator?
After a moment of contemplation, the voice came again, this time sounding coquettish and sweet, causing Mr. Liu's blood pressure and blood sugar levels to skyrocket: "Hey, brother, sorry about earlier, I was just teasing you. Where are you now?" I miss you, can I come see you... "
Liu Jiannan felt goosebumps all over his body when he heard this. He thought to himself, there is still a SIM card in this phone, and it can make calls. Could it be that the girl is looking for him? Damn it, this guy doesn't look that great. Back in the day, he was a good student and managed to win the favor of the girl. But now he has fallen to collecting junk. Why is he still attracting attention?
He felt indignant in his heart, his eyes turned, and he also wanted to see what kind of goods the second-hand squad leader could still bring up now. He cleared his throat and said, "Oh, it's you, girl. It's good that you came to find me. I'm currently..." "
Liu Jiannan couldn't wait to reveal his address, even telling others in great detail which bus to take and which way to turn after entering the door, fearing that the other party would not be able to find it, revealing his sinister intentions... …