"Ahem now let's bring out the xylophones."
The townsfolk start marching towards their section.
"Begin!"
Bones cracking and people screaming in different pitches. Such a melody. Each finger is regenerated after each hit to make the perfect harmony.
"Trumpets! begin!" I instructed .
A nice tune starts playing. using their esophagus to blow out notes. Ahhh such a delight.
"vocals, now!"
wheels rolling over their bodies causing continuous cramps making a low to high pitch to happen each time one gets ran over.
"sprinting through the blood,
in a hope to spread love,
through the limbs we go,
laughing all the way,
peters head on a poll,
making him scream,
what joy it brings to hang
and stab until he dies, oh!
Jingle hell, Jingle hell,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what, joy it brings to kill you guys, makes me wanna cry, hey!
Jingle hell, Jingle hell
jingle all the way
Oh what, joy it brings to kill you guys, makes me wanna cry!"
The tears of the townsfolk flow down straight to my cup. I drink in delight to their misery. After a few minutes, the song ends. What should I call this? Maybe jingle hell. Let's revise into a more friendly version in the future since it's quite catchy.
"Now then," I spoke, looking at them with cold eyes.
"What should I do, that was the best time I had in a while., after all I've been through."
"Let's start with stretching you guys, you people are too short." I mentioned.
One person on each end pulls towards them in order to make the subject longer. Guts spilling. Seems like they can't handle it. Let's try some other methods. After a few months, most of the townsfolk can't even scream and shaking whenever they see me. I think It's best to end it now. No outer cities caught onto what I do, with my mind control. Time to gather everyone and go to my next step of my plan.
Everyone is gathered. I proceed with my final ending on the podium. Everyone's true form is released. Only thing left of them is there head and body.
"NOW FOR THE FINAL ACTS FOR YOU GUYS, TIME TO DIG IN!" I announced
My teeth digging into the flesh of the people who made me suffer for years on years. I don't feel anything, only the act to eat what's in front of me.
"SPARE US PLEASE!" They screamed
"This is what you pay for killing my family."
After eating everyone. I licked the blood on my lips. To the side of me, is Samantha. She's right about to give birth.
"AHHHHHH!" She screams
The baby pops out
"Hehe, your child is born now, you plan on killing her mother," she weakly said
"This child doesn't deserve to inherit her mother's sin, die you evil wench."
slicing off the head of the woman who toyed with me all these years. I wrap the newborn in cloth. Her eyes with different colors, dark and white. As if I'm looking at the balance of evil and good.
"I'll name you Eris, I'll make sure you never suffer like me or your siblings."
I gracefully smiled slightly. Everyone's corpse is gone. Let's leave some decoys so nobody suspects anything and put some evidence in their houses. Time to go now.
I walk up to a steep hill. On the end of the cliff is a large cherry blossom trees. There it lays two graves.
"Argis, promise me, you'll marry me!"
"I promise, Eden."
Water runs down my eyes
"Papa, look I caught a big fishy!"
"Haha, That's my son!"
Flashbacks disappears. I sat down looking at the sunset with Eris.
"I miss you guys, I'll be back someday. We'll be able to live a happy life then."
"Eris, let's go say goodbye."
A small whine comes out from her
"I'll take that as a farewell. Now let's go kill some evil gods, Eris."