Law and Chaos: Crimes of a Fictitious World (English version)

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Chapter 1 - The cat of disaster

Welcome to CartoonLand, a world where dreams come true as well as shattered, no matter where you come from it is like this everywhere in this world, however, we will focus on the most powerful country in this world the crazy states of CartoonLand, specifically in the state of New Land, where it overflows with wealth and power, a place where everyone wants to be, where all your dreams come true or get stolen, despite being the cradle of the country's economy, this is actually a tank full of sharks, where the strongest, boldest or cunning, crush and oppress the weak, although the weak also devour the strong when they have the opportunity, in this place there is an endless cold war, so that's why people like me are in charge that this country does not go to hell in five seconds. So welcome to the land of law and chaos.One day like any other day in Murphy Tower, on the 8th floor, down the hall, was the office of Law and Chaos Advanced Private Investigation. Where Detective Duke Mcduckwell was located, opening letters of all kinds.-Invoice, Invoice, Offer, Interesting, but I hope it's one of these good offers and not one of those that will lower you a few dollars, Invoice, Threat, Threat...-Duke whispered as he continued to review letters.Enter his secretary aggressively opening the door.-Seriously Duke, you are still lazy, reviewing letters, why don't you start generating money, once and for all, don't you know all the expenses I have to carry on my shoulders, why don't you raise my salary, you piece of scum, or you don't do it because I am a woman. -The secretary exclaimed, putting both hands angrily on Duke's desk.Duke ignores her for a moment, but she was being very insistent, yelling and hitting the desk. He gives her a dirty look, gets up and stops what he is doing, grabs her by the collar and says.-Listen to me, you whore of Hell Kicthen, I pay you better than any secretary in this shitty city, you live at home with your daughter, for free, if you don't know how to manage your own money, those are not my problems, besides if you denounce me and I win, you get out of the house with your daughter so you can sell her to the fart bears so they can turn her into pieces, while you prostitute yourself in the street until you die, but if you win, you will spend all your money on crap like always, and then end up in the street, because no job in this city will want someone as overqualified, spoiled, unhappy and rude as you. -Duke clarified and added. -So Shanise, go find me a job, that's what I pay you for, secretary.Shanise's daughter is watching by the office door.-Again, you're arguing with my mother, Duke. -Duke lets go of Shanise and kneels down in front of her.-No, Minnie, honey, your mother and I were just discussing why we don't have work lately and tell me did you finish your homework? -Said Duke as he pats Minnie on the head.-Of course I did, Duke. -Minnie answered as she showed him her homework which was to draw her family.Duke and Shanise both felt sorry for the little girl's innocence and humility. Duke puts it on his scanner to print it out and frame it on his office wall. This makes Minnie very happy, but Shanise tells Duke that it is time to take the girl to school. He walks her to the school bus and then says goodbye to her. Duke is very happy. Until his cell phone rings and he answers it, it's Shanise.-What happened Shanise," Duke says as he takes his notes and begins to write down everything Shanise says.-A person or whatever called, had a crazed, traumatized voice, screamed incessantly then said, Happy Hills, then cat, then help, but then went back to normal and said it was a joke that everything was fine. -Explained Shanise while filing her nails and added. -I understand that you want me to report all the calls that happen in the office, but that person didn't want to tell you and why on earth would you call this fifth rate detective office for that you could call the local police.-When I told you to report all the calls that come into the office, it is for the simple fact that every person or whatever calls the office is because they need help and have no one else to turn to, that means I have a case to work on, close the office, I will go on a trip to Happy Hills, but first I need prior information before I go, apparently from what you say this is serious. -Duke exclaimed, as he headed to the office.-Seriously... unless it's a caricature of class S, if that's what I imagine don't go Duke it's very dangerous, if not you too... you'll lose control or worse. -Shanise answered worried and added. -Let the professionals take care of it.-I'm a professional and it's not the first time I do it, I know I'm a caricature with S class blood, but it's my job, the normalizers won't be able to find the bastard so easily, not to say that it's impossible to find him, it's sure that even they won't have found him. -Duke replied and added. -So I need you to find me all the news, reports of paranormal events when I get to my office, both physical and digital.-Understood Duke. -Shanise said as she got down to business.Duke arrives at the tower, running and runs into one of his local neighbors, attorney Wagner Wornhole a humanoid mole waiting for the elevator.-Ohhh, Mr. Mcduckwell, what's the rush, some new case. -Said Wagner pressing the elevator.-Yes I have one, but it's classified and how's your trial going. -Duke answered as the elevator arrived and they both got in.Wagner touches the button for floor 8 and they continue talking.-No, it's easy to have to defend the indefensible. -Wagner replied.-Well, what can you do, that was the client who asked you, especially when you are one of the best lawyers in the country, anyone asks you, even the dregs of society. -Duke commented and added. -I hope you lose the trial, since the one who caught him was Carson, and he wants to break your face, because you have managed to lower his sentence or else make almost everyone he has caught innocent in court.-Tell Martin not to bother me, it is not my fault that lately most of those he has caught have a lot of purchasing power, it is not my fault to be a lawyer, especially when the scales of justice are unbalanced. -exclaimed Wagner.-Yes you're right, that's why lawyers are the devil's angels, according to Carson. -Duke replied.-You know Duke, for us justice is blind, the defendant can be the guilty one and the plaintiff too, that's law, I don't care, if the pedo's, or any of the scum are out there in the world they deserve to be annihilated, everyone has to go through the law, everyone has the right to be defended, because remember this Duke, since this is for you, Martin and Cole, everyone is guilty until proven otherwise, to me everyone is scum, including you Duke, god knows how many laws you have had to break while doing your investigations, as well as Martin and Cole, so pray to god or the devil, that I am not your opposing counsel. -Explained Wagner as he entered his law buffet and slammed the door shut.-I like it when I get on your nerves, Wagner, I love it when you threaten me, it's a good thing you're my lawyer. -Duke exclaimed as he entered his place.-I sent you several links about happy hills, I spoke with the Ministry of Normalization to get some information, but it will not arrive today. -Shanise said while researching on the internet and calling some contacts.-Good job, Shanise, I love it when you justify your pay. - Duke replied as he walked into his office.-Do you really think we're going to get paid for this? -Shanise asked as she stopped at the office door.-Don't worry, Shanise, someone will have to pay whether it's the caller or the town or the ministry, someone will pay if they have to, that's what the bill collectors are for, right? -Responded Duke As he sits in his chair at his desk and added. -If you will excuse me, I have some work to do.Duke starts working on his computer, he reads articles concerning everything related to Happy Hills, from the present day, all the way to a date where the case probably originated. He extracts information from newspaper articles on the subject, newscasts from where the discrepancies began to the present, among others. Until he comes up with the winning clue.Shanise enters the office with a tray of coffee, but it is full of piles of papers of all kinds, related to the investigation, recordings of TV programs on VHS, DVD, Blu-ray, microSD, USB memories, etc. The office is a maze of papers, but Shanise, makes her way to him.-But what about this automobile disaster, you know how many hours it's going to take me to organize all this mess. -Shanise complained when she saw all that mess and served him the coffee reluctantly.-This is the umpteenth complaint you make to me during the day, I am a detective, I have to gather information for the case..." said Duke, while he continues investigating and reading papers as well as researching on his computer.-A case that for sure we are not going to get paid for it, I don't understand why you like to take this kind of cases. -Shanise replied.>> First, you serve me coffee with love, thank God I didn't throw you out on the street like the bitch you are for that crappy attitude you have.Second, I am going to tell you as many times as necessary, I am a detective, all the information I collect beforehand, is going to cause an automobile mess of papers in this office, therefore, you are going to tidy up this office, because I like to have everything clean, once I am done.And, lastly, don't worry I will hire several people because I am a detective, not an accountant, file clerk, assistant accountant, janitor... secretary. -Duke exclaimed, looking at her with a murderous look.-Hey Duke..." Shanise exclaimed as she sat on his lap. -I know I've always been a bad girl.....-Yes, a bad girl... very bad, toxic, mean and despicable girl..." said Duke while looking at her face.-Can you shut the fuck up, for a moment and at least let yourself be seduced for a fucking moment, you stupid duck. -Shanise whispered seductively in his ear.-It's okay, though if that's how you seduce your victims, you damned succubus, it's okay, keep it up, though all this is being recorded, so you don't try to sue me. -Duke replied.-But please don't take responsibilities away from me, you know that I am someone very necessary for this office, I beg you, honey, I am the most indispensable being in this company. -Shanise whispered seductively.-Unfortunately, among the letters I received, there was one from the Ministry of Labor, where they were going to pay me a visit regarding the organization of the business, so whether you like it or not, I need personnel here, even you and I have to delegate our functions, although I delegate you more because I am busy with my investigations, which is precisely the reason why you receive your check, you understand me, damn you wabbit.Shanise looks at him like a murderer since that is an insult equivalent to a Caucasian person calling a dark-skinned person a nigger.-It's rabbit, you damned imbecile. -Shanise exclaimed while looking at him with that face after a few seconds he calms down with some breathing exercises, which annoys Duke, since he does it close, so he changes the conversation, takes some papers from the investigation and added. -So what have you accomplished with this, as I saw you didn't go out with me to lunch together.-We couldn't go out together, because I was on this, but yes, I got to the heart of the matter. -Duke said and added. -I'm not going to be able to go out with you," said Duke, adding, "Now get rid of me, when Kaede comes, she'll stuff me like a duck at Christmas.-That Japanese whore, she won't come back, you always get them out of trouble, let her rot in Japan. -Shanise exclaimed as she stood on Duke's lap, throwing a tantrum.-Don't talk about my lover like that. -Duke replied uncomfortably as he stood up, avoiding the piles of papers in the office, leaving the office with a laptop to head to the meeting room.-I'm better than her in every way, I can't believe you have such questionable tastes. -Shanise shouts as she does the same as Duke.-She got me out of an existential crisis, something you wouldn't do in a million years, she's the most human doppelganger I've ever met in my miserable life, thank God and her that I didn't kick you out of my house since you got me all the way here. -Duke explained as they both entered the room, preparing the projector and laptop for the case presentation.-Seriously, why didn't you tell me that you had a crisis of that kind, maybe it would have been more useful than that one. -Shanise said as she sat on a chair putting her legs on the table.-I tell you one of my weaknesses and you would start bothering me all the time, plus you would take advantage of that and I don't want to continue with the subject, perfect, give me a few seconds to explain what I have so far that I need to configure the control and the slide. -Duke answered, as he finished putting the slide into the project.-I hope this is good, I like it when you explain these things to me, I feel like I am part of something important. -Shanise replied.Duke begins to present the slide.-From the call, and from the code codes, I deduced that the call came from a cartoon or a class S or a class A level entity.... -Duke explained, but Shanise interrupted him.-Class S....Class A....but how did you come to that conclusion. -Shanise worried.-First someone, screaming as if they were being killed and then regaining consciousness in that instant is very typical of victims those scumbags, but the strangest thing, is that he is not the only one who tries to ask for help in such a direct way. -Duke reported while he was still passing the slide. Then I checked the audio, visual and even audiovisual media, indeed there was something that did not fit, these subliminal messages in radio programs, podcasts, newspapers, ranging from images, encrypted codes in the texts of newspapers, to codes in code during television programs that are transmitted there, also have encrypted codes, whether visual in some segments and auditory that only someone with knowledge of encryption knows, so this further supports my theory that it is an S-Class.But not the normalizers, they take care of those cases, it is not necessary for you to expose yourself, Duke, since you are also a hybrid that has the blood of an S-Class in your veins and they have you in their sights. -Shanise exclaimed and added. -Besides, you don't know where it is, if you go there, you're a dead duck.-On the contrary, my dear Shanise, I did find it. - Said Duke while passing the slide.-Wait, how on earth did you find it? -Shanise was surprised.-Elementary, my dear Shanise, I organized all the files you had sent me in chronological order, I focused on the word cat and I found our perpetrator, it turns out that an antique dealer had acquired a strange artifact called the Schneider box, a very old relic that he sold to an antique collector.... -Duke explained, but Shanise interrupted him.-And what does it have to do with the person who called us and the case? -Shanise questioned.-Because that box is not Schneider's box, but the box that belonged to Malcolm Shredder, the mad scientist who created the WhiteHeaven cataclysm. -Duke exclaimed.Shanise's skin crawled when she heard that.-That means that what's in that box is..." Shanise said.-Felix Schrödinger, the cat of disaster. -Duke answered as he passed the slide.Shanise was traumatized by what Duke said, reliving terrifying memories about that bastard.-What struck a chord, Shanise," said Duke.-Shut up, you son of a bitch, since you know, why don't you report that to the normalizers. -Shanise replied, as she hugged herself.-All this is just a theory, now we have to put it into practice. -Duke replied.-But it's strange that the normalizers haven't taken action on the matter. -Shanise questioned.-Yes they do, they go to happy hills from time to time, but they end up finding nothing. -Duke replied.-I can't believe it and you found it all so fast, I have to admit that detective title, it doesn't hurt. -Shanise replied.-I actually asked Kaede, who is in Japan, for help, to speed up the investigation. -Duke explained.-But that WHORE IS NOT ON VACATION. -Shanise shouted, hitting the table.-You know that Kaede is like any typical Japanese who has a job, she likes to work to death for the company, to the point that she keeps bothering me all the time through social networks, so that I give her some work to do. -Duke reported.-I guess they don't just talk about work, right. -Whispered Shanise angrily through her teeth.-He's my lover, I need my little friend to be quiet from time to time, so I need to go to Happy hills," said Duke as he left the meeting room and went to his office to take what he needed in his briefcase.-Duke, don't go, it's dangerous and if the normalizers stop you. -Shanise exclaimed as Duke finished packing his briefcase and then left the office.-Don't worry, I'm just going to investigate, if I was wrong in my theory, I wasted gas and if not..." said Duke who was about to leave the office.-And if not... what. -Shanise answered.-I'll beat all the information that bastard has out of him. -Duke exclaimed and added. -And lock the office.Duke exits the premises, then the building, gets into his 1969 Dodge charger, a similar version, since he likes classic cars. So he sets off on his way to Happy Hills.He rides a long way in his vehicle, feeling how the fresh air was passing through his feathers, then he puts music on his radio with a microSD player, playing Avant Garde, Jazz Metal and Funk metal songs. This gives him peace in his heart, although his father likes jazz, he likes metal more, but upon discovering these genres that suited what he likes and his father's tastes, these became his favorite genres, but he notices someone following him, he has an idea of who they are following him, he stops at a vehicle stop on the highway, to eat something, specifically a worm wrap, with fruits and grains, foods corresponding to the Rouen Ducks diet. Duke looks back, notices the two men in black, a normal human woman, one who looks like some sort of android, then resumes his gaze back to his food.-What was missing, normalizers, I hope they didn't notice Kaede's cracking, to their systems, although I doubt it's that, since she has a lot of, but MUUUUCHHHHHHAAAA caution, when it comes to infiltrate their systems or just come to watch me as usual, since the woman who is there is Denise Hartman and the android I think is R6m8n-L2, I'm going to greet them to get information out of them. Duke thought, while he finishes his wrap, buys a strawberry milkshake for Denise and a cigar-shaped power bank for R6m8n-L2.Duke approaches them in a friendly manner.-Wow, wow, but look who we have here, but if it isn't the detective duck that all women who aren't his own kind like? -Said Denise.-Wow, wow, but look it's the mother of the walking nuclear bomb that almost blew up an entire school, with kids inside.... How are you? Denise. -I exclaimed Duke giving her power bank and Denise the milkshake passively but aggressively.Denise stood up in anger to confront Duke, but R6m8n-L2 stopped her.-Calm down, gentlemen let's not lose our temper, I know you don't get along but let's not spoil lunch for these beautiful people either, don't you think? -R6m8n-L2 answered as he pushed them away.They both calm down and sit down all at once.-What are you doing here, as far as I know I was monitored yesterday, I show normal vital signs, therefore, my powers are asleep and I'm not going to release them for anything in the world. -Said Duke.-Unless you want to use them against someone? I don't know... I would be the cause of the death of a certain person..." Denise answered while Duke gave her a dirty look and added, "What the hell are you doing here? -What the hell are you doing here?-Aren't you afraid of death? -exclaimed Duke.-Are you threatening me, Duke," said Denise.-I just had a premonition, that's all, and the reason I'm here is because of a case. -Duke answered.-What about? -Denise asked.-It's classified, although I came to look for a lost kitten, that's all. -Duke clarified confidently and added. -And you.-It is classified, but I imagine you know why we are here, although I am surprised that a detective of such caliber as yours, would stoop to look for kittens in places outside his territory, I'm sure your father should be very proud of you. -Denise replied sarcastically.-Yes you're right, it's a pity you're so close to your father's heels," Duke replied while smiling.-I don't need to be like my father..." Denise replied.It is true that the mediocre do not have that weight on them and especially people who enter companies, governmental and non-governmental organizations through nepotism, although not everyone who would apply in that way falls into that category, but if you combine nepotism with mediocrity, it only shows how rotten the world is to allow such useless people to take such important positions in order to fill a quota or a tantrum. -Duke clarified as Denise pulverized the milkshake he gave her and added before leaving. -Well, if you'll excuse me, I have a kitten to look for.Duke gets into his vehicle, happy that he made Denise mad, he starts his vehicle, turns the music to maximum volume and gets out of there, he continues on his way, he took several stops before arriving to Happy Hills Town. Once he arrives at the town, apparently everything is normal within what is considered normal nowadays, he stays in a hotel, but he notices that Denise and R6m8n-L2 followed him, but he doesn't care about that. He unpacks his suitcase in his room, where he has his gadgets, a type of revolver where animated bullets are making a mess in the ammunition box. The box begins to shake like a war.-Those damned bullets, they can't stay still for just five seconds. -Duke said and added fearfully. -Now I'm afraid to open this thing, because they can destroy the whole room.Duke takes out a mini bunker from the suitcase, puts it on the bed, puts on some gloves, starts sweating cold, opens the ammunition box slowly, but it explodes like a nuclear explosion sending Duke flying towards the wall.-THIS...IS...WAR. -I shouted one of the bullets thirsty for violence and war.All the bullets set up a war in the room, where they set up small mini wars of all kinds that fill the room completely (first, second and third world war type war, one in the style of Star wars, one in the style of dragon Ball, one in the style of Marvel's civil war, one in the style of gundam, one in the style of infinty war, among others). The lady on duty wants to go in, but Duke refuses him as it is too dangerous, as that big supreme war can spread throughout the building or worse, the lady on duty gives him a moment to calm down his ammo. He put on a soldier's helmet, crawled across the battlefield where explosions were everywhere. Some explosions hit him knocking him aside, but he still kept going until he pulls out a bluetooth speaker in the middle of the battlefield, from his smartphone, he plays a song about peace for a minute, the bullets leave their differences, they hold hands to sing the song. Then he switches to the country's national anthem, which is similar to that of the United States of America, for another minute and, finally, he blows the trumpet with the military attention melody, so that all the bullets arrange themselves in a row in a military pose of attention.-Now, you pieces of scum, what's your damn problem, every time I release you, you always have to make a mess, what's your problem. -exclaimed Duke.Balitor, a bullet wearing rambo outfit comes to the front and takes the floor.-With all due respect, General Duke Mcduckwell, WE ARE SICK OF BEING IN THAT BOX, TELL ME MY COMMANDER UNTIL WHEN WE ARE TAKING DUST IN THAT BOX, WE ARE BULLETS, WE WERE CONCEIVED FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF INFECTING TERROR IN OUR ENEMIES, TO SNATCH THE LIFE OF ANY UNFORTUNATE THAT WE ARE PUT IN FRONT OF, WE ARE THE HERALDS OF DEATH, FOR EONS THAT WE TASTED THE BLOOD, THE VISORS, THE BONES AND THAT IS WHY WE KILL EACH OTHER, SO WE WANT TO BE USED OR WE WILL RIOT. -Balitor shouted, and his fellow bullets accompanied him, Duke made a bad face until they were silent.-I understand, I know that lately, I have not used them, but do not worry you, if you are going to have your dose of ultra violence, since possibly we are going to face against a class S. -Duke said and thought. -I hope not.The bullets start talking to each other, some of them get nervous because they might face an S class.-I hope so. -Said a voice inside, but Duke ignores it.Duke chooses the most powerful bullets, also from his suitcase he takes out, a modified version of a beretta, a revolver, a sawed-off shotgun and two assault rifles similar to m16 sopmod plus two PKP machine guns. The bullets are happy to know they are going to be used.-Yeah, is my theory be right, and it's Felix, that means the whole town is under Felix's power, that means it's going to be a long day, but I don't want to face him, I just want answers. -Duke thought.-You know that everything always ends in violence. -The voice inside him answered.Duke puts on his pajamas and then goes to sleep. He starts having nightmares, about his mother's death falling into a stirring pit, his father in the insane asylum, and seeing a human figure being illuminated by the sun. He wakes with a start, turns on the light, but suddenly feels restless and uneasy as if someone is watching him from various points of view, but then tries to sleep, however, he can't close his eyes.-Great, I'm not sleepy anymore. -exclaimed Duke, who didn't sleep at all during the night.The next day, he leaves the hotel, but not before handing over the keys to his room, the receptionist receives the key, but not before leaving a note at the time of receiving the key to Duke, he reads it, it says help, cat, he proceeds to pay, he gives him a tip where it is hidden inside, a note that said that help has arrived. He leaves the hotel, begins to look for the antique store, from his suitcase he takes out some worm wraps, since he does not like to eat in places where there are possible enemies that can attempt against his life, there were people in the town that looked at him badly, the images, signs and even the televisions that emitted different programs looked at him, but this did not disturb him.-I knew it, my theory was right, but now I have to find the root of this problem. -Duke thought as he headed down the street to the store.However, every time he entered the street, he exited through another street or alley, this action he did several times, this made Duke angry, he exhaled loudly as he had to talk to the person he doesn't have to talk to.-Blade BloodBound, you're there. -Duke thought, calling the being that lives inside him.-Finally you remember that I exist, Duke, tell me if you can't reach your destination. -Blade said while laughing diabolically.-Yes, apparently that bastard is complicating things for me and I feel uncomfortable here, if that scum makes things in Chinese then I will have to speak his language for him to understand me. -Duke answered, while Blade laughed fiendishly.-I can take control. - Blade answered.-Just a little bit, I don't want you to do to him what happened to my father. -Duke replied.-If you say so, your wish is my command. -Blade said.Duke feels how the power goes through his bloodstream, he steps hard on the floor with his right foot, he turns the street so that it is in front of him, he continues straight until he reaches the store, he takes out his revolver, shoots to the side and the bullet Spy Bullet comes out.-Spy Bullet, if the business owner doesn't give me the address, you get it. -Duke ordered the Spy bullet to enter through the ducts of the store unnoticed and added. -I don't want to last long in this place.Duke changes his expression from bitter to a neutral one when he enters the place, once inside there are many artifacts, statues, rarities, from all over the world, all the statues avoid looking at him because he is in a bad mood and with Blade's powers active, now they are afraid of him. He starts pretending to be curious about the antiques in the store, the salesman approaches him who is a human being.-Good morning, a pleasure to meet you, my name is Antony Carson, owner of Carson Antiques, how may we serve you. -Anthony introduced himself to Duke, he shook Duke's hand and shook hands.-Pleased to meet you, my name is Duke McDuckwell, private investigator of law and order advanced private investigation, I have come to your humble business, as I am in search of an artifact that was sold here, it is called the Schneider box. -Duke introduced himself to Anthony, shaking his hand and accepting the gesture.-I'm sorry, I no longer have that relic with me, Mr. Duke, but I have some other similar relics that may interest you. -Said Antony.-Thank you very much, Mr. Anthony, but I only came to look for that box by chance, could you tell me who was the person who bought it, as this is a town I should know him at least to give me the address. -Duke answered.-I am sorry, once again, Mr. Duke, but I cannot give you that information, I respect the privacy of my clients. -Antony replied.-I understand, if you will excuse me to withdraw..." Duke said, but the phone rings, it was Spy Bullet.Duke takes the call and listens to the noises in the store owner's office.-I hear you. -Duke answered the cell phone.-Sir, I'm fighting for the computer, give me a few moments, it won't let me get the information out. -Spy Bullet exclaimed, fighting with the computer that came to life like a cat.Duke turns around, notices that all the antiques have come to life and are ready to attack him. He hangs up the call, stares at the owner who has the head of a cat.-Finally you show up, you bastard, how do you want me to break your back. -Duke exclaimed, influenced by Blade Bloodbound.-Nice try, blood of chaos, but if you think you can stop us, you're completely wrong. -Shouted Antony with the cat's head then there was a pause.-Knock, knock," said Duke.-Who is it? -Antony answered.-It's bala. -Duke answered.-Bullet, who? -said Antony in confusion.-Bullet in your face, asshole. -Duke replied as he pulled out his revolver from his sleeve and shot Bullet Platinum and BulletDown, who smashed his face in, sending him flying out of the establishment.He pulls out his pistol in his other hand, fires several bullets at all the antiques that were moving, the bullets start making a rampage that destroys the whole business, blowing it to pieces. Spy bullet is riding the computer in the middle of the rampage with the location of the home of the owner of the box in his possession. Then the whole business falls on Duke, but then he emerges from the rubble thanks to the bullets that return to his detective coat as they lose their powers, once they are fired after a while.-Really, it was necessary to destroy the business... -Said Duke while he sees all the citizens, animals, inanimate objects with faces, with concussion, cutting and fire weapons, that surround him to kill him.From among them appears, Felix Schrödinger, a black and white cat with a destroyed suit, with a suitcase with nuclear symbols and a black hat with the symbol of red radiation.-Wow, wow, but look who we have here, but if it isn't Blade Bloodbound inside his new host, Detective Duke Mcduckwell of Law and Order Advanced Private Investigation. -Felix said as he walks towards Duke, but keeps his distance.-Felix Schrödinger, at last I find you wretch, I have many questions for you...-Duke answered.-Your questions that will never be answered since he wants you to find them on your own. -Felix answered.-So, the code code Mayhem is a person, either way, I'll have to force the answers out of him. -Duke thought as he squared up in combat stance and thought. -Blade, ten percent.-Your wish is my command. -Said Blade.Two buildings throw a punch at the same time to crush him while shooting him with everything, but he begins to grab the bullets with his hands and mouth and then return them to them, destroying their weapons in an instant, then he jumps up, applying a flying kicks sending the buildings flying, which end up falling on propane gas stations blowing them to pieces. He propels himself in the air downwards falling like a meteorite, blowing up all that were there, then a pyramid emerges on top of him.-Attention, Inhabitants of Happy Hills, I Felix Schrödinger, I will give you the best prize that I, the cat of disaster, can give you, catch Duke to take him to me, and I will grant you the freedom you long for. -Felix exclaimed.The townspeople believe it.-Typical of the fifth rate villains, he tells everyone to do something for their own benefit, so that in the end he betrays them like Judas...umm.... I might as well kick everyone's ass, lock the cat in the box and become the town hero. -Duke thought as he laughed mischievously.Duke is on top, as if he was Jet Li from the movie the one and the intro of mortal kombat armageddon, everyone starts to climb the pyramid to catch Duke, however, he proceeds to kick everyone's ass, some try to take him down with apache helicopters, tanks, fighter jets, sniper rifles, among other weapons and military vehicles. But still he is unstoppable firing back missiles, bullets at everyone who shot at him, while kicking the ass of everyone who came near him.-We should annihilate all those pieces of scum, once and for all, we would do good to humanity, who the hell cares about these fifth rate people. -Blade said in Duke's mind while he was fighting.Don't blame them for being subjected to an S-class entity, they would do what they would be free to do, you wouldn't do the same yourself, Blood of Chaos. -Duke answered in his mind while punching a powerful punch that make everyone fall down and added. -While we are in Felix's dimension, we can't take someone's life as their bodies become like a stretch and crush caricature, making them practically immortal, thanks to that I can beat their asses mercilessly.Another pyramid appears from the sky and falls on him, but he catches it with one hand and pulverizes it as if it were nothing. Then out of nowhere, a tsunami of living cars (which are like cars vehicles) appears and falls on him, he drowns while the cars with their mouths try to tear Duke apart, but he resists, he fights against the vehicles, but one of the bullets notices the rampage.-Duke and you don't call us, since you injected yourself with the blood of chaos, you have forgotten about us," said Bulletggedon. -Said Bulletggedon, one of Duke's most powerful bullets.-If you're going to start crying like a cupcake, that's fine, but I want more talk and more action. -Duke replied as he resisted the chariot bites.-ACTION...NOOOOO.... ULTRAVIIIIIIOOOOLLENNNNCCEEEEEEE. -Bulletggedon shouts while, from Duke's coat, a bunch of guns of all kinds come out and are fired by bullets shooting at the same guy releasing an armageddon created by the legion of bullets from the coat that triggers an explosion that sends Duke flying through the air. He was falling when there is a human who catches him to capture him, but he knocks him out, rides on his back like a surfboard, while pulling out two versions of the PKP machine gun, to shoot anything that moves, the bullets when they hit explode like a grenade, then he falls back into the tsunami of cars, He surfs it like a pro while shooting at the cars that are like sharks, then reality begins to alter to such an extent that fissures in reality open up, from which giant monsters begin to emerge, the stars also come to life, to the point that they launch themselves like kamikazes with bomber bombs using them as surfboards.He shoots them mercilessly, blowing them to pieces, some of them were deflected when they were shot, they fell in other parts, unfortunately one of the stars falls where they were fighting against the villagers Denise and R6m8n-L2, which in the end sends them flying to infinity and beyond (like Team Rocket from Pokémon every time they send them flying). Until the sun arrives to face Duke, but he lunges at the sun and does a wrestling move called a Piledriver, causing them both to fall to the ground in a nuclear bomb that wipes out everything in the dimension. Everything is dark, darker than night until He with the powers of the blood of sin, claps his hands twice to turn on a light that illuminates everything. The town was completely destroyed, fortunately all the inhabitants were on the floor in pain, but alive because they are under the power of Felix that turns them into beings stretched and crushed that makes them immortal and indestructible. Everything was in shambles, but there was one house left standing in the distance, the house where Shredder's Box is intact, Duke was tired, he sees himself running towards the house, but he doesn't make it, as the ground above him moves like a treadmill. He tries to teleport to the door, but cannot. Until he decides to tell the blood of sin to increase the power, but above the house emerges a giant Felix Schrödinger without a hat.-I must admit it Blade, you are a tough nut to crack, but that's over now, this place is my new home, I won't go back to that prison again. -Felix exclaimed as he put the house under his hat.-Tell me what Mayhem is and where it is located to destroy it once and for all and I will leave you alone. -Said Duke.-I like the offer, but if I tell you, I would put my own existence at risk, in the end, the answer to find what you long for is in his children, that's all I can do for you, now you will leave me alone. -Felix answered.-His very existence, that means that whatever it is, Mayhem is more powerful than I can imagine. -Duke thought and continued. -What does he mean by his children, maybe there is a clue in Malcolm Shredder's book that I missed, even so, I have to stop this bastard at all costs.-Listen to me Felix, I'm not a cop, I'm not a normalizer, but the day you crossed my path, Shredder's abomination, will be the day you will wish you were never born. -Duke exclaimed.-The one who shouldn't have been born is you, MCDUCKWELL. -I exclaim happily as reality itself shattered, the floor fractures into pieces, then Felix throws a powerful punch towards Duke that crushes him making a crater in the process.However, Duke stops the impact in its tracks, to then lift Felix with his enormous strength and whip him against what is left of the floor, to then throw him against one of the pieces of floating floor, to then pounce, connect a powerful punch that breaks the giant debris, sending him flying towards different debris that ends up pulverizing them with his body, He continues to pounce to connect several punches, throwing him to several structures again and again, without mercy, until grabbing his face with his hand, to rub his face against several floating structures until crashing against the house, falling into the living room, then both joined.-Surrender Felix, get into that box at once, or else I will have fun with you, torturing you over and over again for the rest of eternity. -Duke exclaimed under Blade's influence.-No thanks, the one who will torture you for the rest of eternity will be me, Duke. - Felix exclaimed as he made all the inanimate objects in the room come to life and attack Duke.All the inanimate objects of the whole house rush towards Duke making a mountain of objects, but he takes them off with a rain of blows, this horrifies Felix, but when he tries to escape, he catches him with an extension, pulls him to where he is so they both kill each other with blows, then they take any object as a weapon, to hurt each other, the fight is so destructive that they end up destroying every corner of the house until they reach the basement where the box is.-The box. -Said Duke who managed to spot the box.-Oh...NOOO. -Felix shouted in fear.-OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. -Duke exclaimed.Both begin to fight for the box, until Duke manages to catch the box, but Felix takes out an H-Bomb from his bag, which crashes in the face, exploding the house with everything, then Duke flies away with the box clinging to his arms until he falls to a floating platform. He gets up, but Felix is waiting for him with a rain of H-bombs, he throws them all together, but Duke throws himself against the bombs, starting to jump on top of them, making them collide with each other to gain more momentum, he takes one of the bombs to take revenge on Felix, he stops and smashes it on his head, when he gets to him, Felix was also waiting for him with another bomb, when they were going to collide with each other. Duke sets a trap for him, since, with the other free hand, he gives him an uppercut with the box that sends him towards a platform, poor Felix is stunned, when Duke slams an H-bomb on his head as a sign of revenge. Duke then beats him with the box smashing him in the face over and over again until his face is disfigured. Once he has finished such a barbaric act, he grabs Felix, brutally puts him inside the box and then closes it to end the rampage.Once Felix was locked in the box everything went back to normal, as if nothing had happened, people treated him with hospitality, he decided to take a tour of the town, giving cards offering the services of his business. Some who were aware of Felix's threat, thanked him and even paid for the service, which, although it is expensive because of Shanise's salary, they understood it since he managed to eliminate Felix's problem that not even the normalizers could eliminate. About that they, Duke goes to the forest to locate the normalizers, meanwhile he takes pictures with his smart phone to the box to find clues, until he arrives where the poor Denise and R6m8n-L2 had their heads buried in the ground, Duke takes them out of the ground.-Ready, Normalizers, I did you a favor and I defeated Felix Schrödinger, now leave me alone, if you excuse me I'll leave. -Said Duke while he handed the box to R6m8n-L2.-And so what, Duke Mcduckwell, even so, you used your powers you should have waited for reinforcements, now prepare to be arrested, on behalf of the Ministry of Normalization. -Denise replied.-You know you are just like, your father always took the glory while my father subdued Shredder's creations, besides you didn't call for reinforcements, because you wanted to keep the glory, besides, Shredder's creations are so powerful that they prevent telecommunication signals so, just take the credit and be quiet. -Duke explained but Denise was about to interrupt him, but he interrupted him by taking out a MicroSD card from his vest, where the video of them flying off into infinity and beyond was captured by one of the bullets.Denise swallows her pride and leaves him alone, but threatens him if he gets out of control.-The day I get out of control will be the day I do my job, then I'll give you a chance to finish me off if you can. -Duke says as he walks away.He goes to the hotel parking lot, but does not see his vehicle, but it arrives where he is with Bulletggedon with his female bullets. Duke gets in, they head back to New land. Once he arrives in New land it is night, he goes to Murphy tower, to his office where he keeps everything related to the case in his computer, he writes a report of everything that happened in the case, he tries to call Kaede but she doesn't answer, he realizes that his vacation is almost over, he is very thoughtful, then he finishes his report, he goes to a lonely file cabinet where his father's case concerning the WhiteHeaven cataclysm is, he saves the information concerning today's case, then he takes a bench and begins to review the case files again until he falls asleep from fatigue after one more day in the world of law and chaos.