—Yes and no, so take your X's and your ticket. —Gage replied and put his X's and his ticket so he added, "You exceeded the heat limit. — You exceeded the heat limit that the track can take, leaving sections of the tracks in bad shape, even so, for that photo finish that I have on record, where it was a tie, I'll take their fine and X's.
They start celebrating.
But they have to maintain the mess Cole left, over the weekends, without using their powers or weird gadgets, barehanded like the hairy—chested macho men, they say. —interrupts Gage in his celebration.
Gage gets some notifications on his cell phone, as it turns out they paid their fines by making transfers to the bank from their cell phones.
—I'm sorry, Gage but I don't like forced labor, I didn't go through college and the police academy, so I don't do that kind of thing, thank you. —Said Duke who removes the X's from his face, even though he took off his beak, he removes the X's from his beak and puts it back on.
—I'm sorry, Mr. Gage, but I love my free time, thank you. —Cole replied.
—No thanks, that kind of thing Kaede does. —Martin replied and tells an anecdote that happened with Kaede.
>>During a chase accompanied with Becky, she in her pink Nassin Skyfrontier R84 GT—R 3000 (Nissan Skyline R34 GT—R 2000) with red stripes and Becky in K.A.T.T. (1982 Pontiac Firebird Trans. (1982 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am modified like KITT from Knight Rider, but with the 2007 Transformers Barricade designs and the Firebird's signature Aquila with shades of pink, gold and black) were in an ultra—violent chase and Kaede, it didn't occur to her to send the whole highway to hell, for some reason, Becky arrested her because she was out of line and the thug, plus you were going to ban her from the highway, when they were at headquarters, Duke came in and said.
—Kaede, honey, but what happened that they put you in jail? —Duke exclaimed.
She gets up, starts to take off her coat and shirt while she is doing that, she says.
—Duke Senpai, I have failed you and the business, so take this sword and cut off my head, while I cut open my belly with my sword. —Said Kaede who does everything she says.
—But my love, you don't have to go to such extremes. —Duke answered, who was worried.
—No honey, I have failed you and the company, I got carried away by emotions, my actions have tarnished the reputation of the company, so I beg you, the damage is done, now kill me, I beg you. — Answered Kaede who was determined to commit suicide.
—But Honey, just take the responsibility and you don't have to take your life for it anymore. —Duke replied.
She goes into devil metal devil mode.
—WHAT THE DEVIL RESPONSIBILITY, THIS SOCIETY OF SHITTY ENVIOUS FAGGOTS, THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT, THEY WILL DESTROY AND DEFECATE ON EVERYTHING YOU HAVE BUILT, SO MY DEATH WILL PURIFY THEIR REPUTATION, SO KILL ME AND RAPE ME WHILE MY CORPSE FILLS THIS PLACE WITH BLOOD. —Kaede shouted in a death metal voice, while a hentaigrind band casually passed by with their instruments and started to play a piece of hentaigrind music.
The cops stop her, but she resists.
—My kunoichi..." Shouted Becky who tries to calm Kaede down, manages to get one arm free and gives her a tremendous slap in the face that sends her flying towards a wall burying her head in the wall, besides she gives Duke a slap that sends him flying towards the captain's office.
—DEFEAT ME, IN THE NAME OF THE DEVIL, DEFECATE ME. —Kaede screamed demonically, where priests, pastors, Buddhist monks and people from other religions try to exorcise her, but they can't.
Becky pulls her head out of the wall.
—My kunoichi, if you calm down, I will buy you a strawberry parfait. —Said Becky who for some reason manages to be effective and calms down showing an ahegao face with heart eyes and sticks out her tongue that has a pink heart on the tongue, just like in the animes.
—You will buy me one, whenever I want, until the end of time. —Kaede answered happily.
Becky wants to say no, but in the end, she says yes, until they become friends again, when they told me that, I laughed my head off....
Gage interrupts Martin.
—When I heard about that, I was shocked by what happened, so I reached an agreement with her to fix the track and not get banned from the highway, since she is very good and friendly, I must admit she religiously did it. —Said Gage.
—Although that left a sore spot in their friendship, since she always agrees when she wants a strawberry parfait by suggesting/threatening to break up their friendship, yet Becky doesn't mind that...sometimes. —Cole replied.
Cole, Martin and Gage laughed their heads off when Martin said that, however....
—KAEDE, MY LOVE. —Duke said as he had a heart attack and his blood sugar dropped.
Cole, Martin and Gage came to Duke's aid.
—WHAT HAPPENED? —Gage asked, upset.
—Shit, it's already started. —Cole answered and pulled out a small electric fan to give him air.
—What, Cole, what. —Gage answered nervously and worried about Duke.
—It's Simpatitis, apparently, I didn't think he would give it so fast. —Cole replied.
—And what's that, a virus, a bacterium, a rare disease that probably comes from Asia, again. —Gage said, trying to guess what Duke has.
—No, he just misses Kaede, that's normal when she goes on vacation, no matter how hard we try to make him see reason, his heart is more foolish than a goat. —Martin answered.
—You can tell that Kaede is a great woman, for you Duke. —Gage replied.
—Yes, they are like fingernails and dirt... —Said Cole when he notices something that blew off the buttons that he has as eyes, and launches a scream that deforms his face, grabs Martin by the collar of his coat and Duke too, and they run away leaving their form in clouds, but not before they say goodbye to Gage.
A few minutes earlier, K.A.T.T. which has as its driver the borderline cop, renegade, maverick, maverick, relentless, lone ranger, Becky Breakdown, a long haired, red haired, Caucasian, voluptuous, athletic woman with 80's sunglasses one-piece, wearing a detective's coat like Duke's but in black, wearing a thin sweater with a gray vest that lets you see her cleavage with blue jeans, and brown boots along with her new partner the indestructible Jacqueline aka "Jackie " Jackhammer also nicknamed as J. J. an African American of Egyptian descent, short straight good hair, voluptuous, athletic and wearing her typical new York police uniform. Becky lately is as Martin said earlier, moody as she has never been seen, she is tense, with insatiable stress, rage and anger, as if she hasn't had sex for a long time, though with or without it, she is like that, so she tries to listen to some Pop punk, to her misfortune some of those Punk songs she uses to calm herself down, as well as punk genre reminds her of Cole, until she gets more depressed than usual, until she explodes while driving on the normal highway.
—OHH...MY PICUNINO, I MISS YOU SO MUCH, MY LITTLE SWEETIE BEAR, I'M NOBODY WITHOUT YOU, WHAT DID I DO TO MAKE YOU LEAVE AND WANT SPACE. —Jackie in a little toy boat is already in another world while listening to his favorite pop music, braking suddenly, although this does not disturbed her concentration Jackie who ends up hitting against the windshield as he was listening to music and enjoying the boat ride, while K.A.T.T. drains Becky's tears from inside while taking out some dryers and heaters to dry himself.
—YOU SHOULD FORGET ABOUT THAT DISPOSABLE DOLL, AND LOOK FOR ANOTHER ONE, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL, STRONG AND INDEPENDENT WOMAN.... IN FACT, YOU DON'T EVEN NEED IT. —K.A.T.T. said.
Becky went into serious mode.
—Because of that kind of shit, there are a lot of crazy women breeding cats on the street. —Becky exclaimed and added making a show of herself. —I'm a redhead of Scottish descent, one of the most discriminated races by the positive discrimination of political correctness in this shitty country, because of those fucking blacks, that if it wasn't for my father being a friend of Daffy Mcduckwell, one of the best cops the country ever had, one of the best cops this city's police department ever had, plus if it wasn't for the fact that I'm cross—eyed because of this recessive curse I have, I would have lost my job long ago, you know how it feels to have people look at you with disgust when they look at your eyes, even though you are a beautiful woman brimming with youth.
—But you could use your magic glasses, so that your eyes straighten up and treat you normally. —K.A.T.T. replied.
—NO THANKS, I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE THIS SHITTY SOCIETY THE PLEASURE OF PUTTING ON THOSE GLASSES, THE ONLY PERSON ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH I'M GOING TO PUT THEM ON FOR, IS MY KING, MY BOYFRIEND, MY LOVE, THE FORMER POLICE LIEUTENANT, COLE CARSON, HE'S THE ONLY MAN OR DOLL THAT LOVES ME AS I AM, A METAL BITCH LIKE YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT AND.... ...—SHE SCREAMED Becky as she takes off her glasses revealing her squinty reddish brown eyes, she smacks his head to bring him back to reality, his head swings like a bell and she added: "DAMN BLACK BITCH COMES BACK TO REALITY.
—POLICE OFFICER JACQUELINE JACKHAMMER, REPORTING, DETECTIVE BECKY BREAKDOWN. —Jackie exclaimed, as she removed her headset, returning to the living world and waving to her superiors so she added. —I'm sorry, detective, it's just that the song was really good, and I felt like I was teleported to another world.
—You're definitely a fucking distracted black woman, I don't understand how you're still on the force, I can't believe why you haven't died already. —Said Becky quizzically and ashamed of herself.
—DON'T WORRY, DETECIVE BREAKDOWN, I MAY BE A FUCKING DISTRACTED BLACK WOMAN, BUT DON'T CALL ME THE INDESTRUCTIBLE OFFICER JACQUELINE JACKHAMMER, HALF CARICATURE OF STRETCH AND CRUSH, HALF ACTION BEING, FIGHTING CRIME IS IN MY BLOOD. —Jackie exclaims while making kung fu gestures and sounds.
Becky laughs at her making her calm down.
—You know, Jackie your innocence and stupidity soothes my soul and I even forgot why I was upset in the first place. —Said Becky who finally calms down.
—ahh...yeah, you're talking about Cole leaving you, because he needed time alone, maybe he got himself someone of his own kind or he just told you in a subtle way and not to break your heart. —Responded K.A.T.T.
Becky slams the dashboard of the vehicle in anger, bursts into tears. K.A.T.T. laughs fiendishly like Morrigan Aensland at Becky's suffering.
—I HAVE FAILED AS A WOMAN. —Becky cried, filling her tears inside again.
—You have not failed as a woman, Detective Breakdown," said Jackie as she thought carefully.
—ON WHAT BASIS DO YOU SAY THAT, OFFICER? —Becky exclaimed.
—In my personal experience with my previous fiancés, I'm sure your boyfriend is a person who likes solitude, he probably felt that you didn't give him enough space to be alone and he simply wanted to be alone, don't worry about men like that, they are not bad, he probably had bad experiences with women in the past, if you respect his time alone, he will accept it, but don't be careless, a random woman can steal him from you, my detective. —Jackie explained.
—You know Jackie, I think I have a little bit of esteem for you, what kind of personal experience did you have to come to that conclusion. —Said Becky who felt good about herself.
—Well, I had several men in my life, but I'd rather not talk about it, I want you to get a good look at me Detective. —Jackie replied, but with a face of not being proud of her past.
—I think I have a better regard for you now, Jaqueline... —Responded Becky.
—Then you will stop being racist with me and treating me like shit, you will finally be able to treat me like a normal citizen. —Jackie exclaimed with happiness and joy.
—Of course not, I'm going to keep treating you like the black shit you are, because you need your daily dose of racism and bullying, because I'm like that, so let's stop talking about this shit we have work to do. Becky exclaims as she grabs his shirt collar, takes off her glasses, looks directly into his eyes, well she's cross eyed she can't look directly at him, so they end the conversation, he puts his glasses back on, she starts the car towards the entrance of Candyville and whispers in his ear. —Let's see you grow up a little bit, you eternal teenager. Until she sees Cole with Gage, Duke and Martin talking to their parked vehicles.
—MY KING, MY BRIDE, MY FUTURE HUSBAND, MY LOVE... —Thought Becky who sees Cole with romantic little lights, as if he was an Adonis, suddenly he steps on the accelerator at full speed in their direction.
So back to the action, Cole is running at a speed that surpasses Katty, Martin and Duke take advantage and greets them, Duke puts his hands free in his ear, makes a group call, he enters several alleys, but K.A.T.T. can go through those environments, so it is useless, Martin realizes he is being called, Duke signals him to take the call, Martin puts his hands free, so he rummages through Cole's belt pockets, and finds it puts it on Cole, hits the take call button.
Now the conversation is on a video call.
—Cole, Martin, can you hear me perfectly? —Duke asks.
—YES. —They both exclaimed.
—Cole, since you are trying to run away from Becky, I need us to split up, I have already reserved a parking lot for our vehicles, activate the autopilot from my smartwatch so that my vehicle goes there, activate yours so you don't get left out there. —said Duke.
They do the same with theirs.
—So, you want us to split up, now. —Cole said.
—Yeah, throw me onto Crunchwood Street, so I can start my investigation and you guys try to find the Cookie Eater. —Duke replied.
—Crunchwood Street, right. —Said Cole who makes a super jump that, to the sky, he spots the street sign, he passes Duke to the other hand where Martin is, he measures with his thumb, the wind takes Duke again he spins him around to measure where he is going to throw him, he spots a dumpster in an alley and throws him with enough force not to send the alley to hell.
Duke indeed lands in the dumpster where justly there is an adorable gingerbread man, who opened the dumpster to dump the garbage allowing his body not to break the lid, Duke emerges from the dumpster, he greets him, asks the gingerbread man, the garbage to dump comes out of the dumpster, he removes the garbage from his clothes, he also stretches his body as where he landed was not soft at all. Duke shows his manners by bowing with his detective hat and says goodbye to the kindly gingerbread man.
—Thank God I'm half cartoon, because that container would have been my grave. —Said Duke as he stretches a bit and added. —Now I have to find the crime scene.
He leaves the alley, so he shoots the hound bullet to find the crime scene, until he manages to get there, in one of the alleys of Crunchwood Street, there are some officers who are guarding the crime scene, plus some police photographers who take pictures of the evidence, found at the scene. He approaches the officers and shows his identification, they greet him as they know each other, Duke belonged to the New Land police force with a young Cole and also with Becky, so he has quite a lot of confidence with them.
—Good morning, officer Gilbone, how is the family and the offspring? —Said Duke as he greets the officers.
Note: The description of officer Gilbone, would be like Cubone from Pokémon, but fat and with a more humanoid physique, with the typical New York cop outfit.
—Very good, Detective Mcduckwell, especially after those four years of bullshit and laws that far from benefiting us were quite the opposite. — Gilbone answered while Duke began to inspect the scene with his instruments that he had in his vest.
His partner tells him not to talk about politics and to remain biased, but...
—Yes, the last government sucked, along with the laws that were put in place, you know how many people made me want to empty a whole magazine into them...there were quite a few. —Duke replied with black humor and irony.
His partner began to unload all the shit that happened in the past government before becoming a policeman.
—But Officer Mashock, you tell us to stay biased and when you are told to unburden yourself you start crying like a cupcake. —I exclaimed Officer Gilbone.
Note: The description of Officer Mashock, would be like Machamp from Pokémon, but skinny and with a more humanoid physique, with the typical New York police suit.
Officer Mashock came to his senses...until they see someone who strikes terror into their hearts.
—It doesn't matter, we are between officers and detectives..." said Duke who uses a spy camera in his detective's coat to take pictures unnoticed, and he has already noticed several fundamental clues.
—I recommend that you keep your opinions to yourself at this time as these scumbags in the area will use your words against you to fuck up your lives. —An angry and familiar voice inside him exclaimed.
Duke who finishes throwing away his photographs, laughs, stands up, turns around to come face to face, with Detective Becky Breakdown.
—How are you doing, Detective Breakdown? How are you doing with your relationship with former Captain Cole Carson? —Poor Becky felt a slight heart attack as she spoke about Cole in front of them, her partner Jackie tried to hold her back.
—Don't bring my personal business into work, Mcduckwell, anyway, this case is already solved, and we will catch the murderer. —Said Becky who stands up to face him again.
—Typical of you Becky, for that very reason is that I no longer belong to the police, that among other reasons, but from what I learned from my father and yours, is to eradicate the problem at the root, so, if you will excuse me, I already have everything I need, so this has been all from me fellows, I have a case to solve. —Duke answered and left the place.
But not before Becky stops him.
—If there is anything I can do, call me. —Becky whispered to Duke who was leaving.
Suddenly a big explosion echoes throughout Candyville, everyone present was stunned, after a few minutes trying to recover from the explosion, suddenly Duke's cell phone starts ringing, he takes the call, and it turns out to be Cole.
—Cole, are you okay, did you see that tremendous explosion? —Cole," exclaimed Duke worried.
The sounds of vehicles at maximum speed, gunshots, screams, as if it were the apocalypse itself, until Cole answers.
—We found him, we are chasing him down the avenue in our vehicles, I paid for your parking, you owe me, move your ass, if you want your share, see you, hurry up. —Said Cole.
—How did you find him? — asked Duke.
Cole explains the reason why he was found with a flashback.
—COLE, MY LOVE, PLEASE COME BACK, HONEY, I NEED ALL YOUR LOVE AND AFFECTION, COME BACK, COME BACK! —Becky shouted as she chased them with K.A.T.T.
—LORD COLE, WE ARE CIVILIZED PEOPLE, PLEASE, LORD COLE, STOP THE VEHICLE AND DELIVER THAT JUICY ASS IN PEACE AND QUIETNESS...—Jackie shouted to try to support her partner.
—NEVER, NYMPHOMANIACS OF THE DEVIL.... —Cole shouted and whispered. —May the Lord reprimand him, for so far in this chapter, it has been mentioned enough.
—It's true, Cole, if you have a problem with Becky, you can talk about it in a civilized way...in fact, talk to me, I'm all ears. — Said Martin who is still being carried by him.
—MY GOD, HOW MANY TIMES AM I TIRED OF SAYING THAT I WANT MY DAMN SPACE! —Shouted Cole who makes a super boost that allows him to go through a wall at the speed of light leaving an explosion in front of them.
Which allows him to enter another dimension, to be able to go to an abandoned factory, they leave the dimension and take a breath inside this one.
—Cole, you are a very evil doll, now poor Becky thinks you are dead. —Said Martin laughing about it.
—Don't worry, K.A.T.T., she will come to her senses, now if you excuse me, you could summon a table and a chair so I can use my Tablet to verify on the map of Candyville, where that bastard could be from the coordinates of the crime scenes to find a clue. —Cole replied.
As Martin is half cartoon, he summons a table and a chair out of nowhere. When Cole goes to sit down, he moves the chair so that it falls to the floor.
—FAGGOT...GIVE ME THAT DAMN CHAIR. —Cole shouted angrily as he laughs his ass off and added. —You better start checking the perimeter, this place is too scary.
—Whatever, little girl, let me see what's interesting here. —Martin replied as he pulled a gun from his waistband to inspect the place as he noticed that there were remnants of Boy Scout cookie wrappers everywhere.
Cole notices that Martin is not watching him.
—Martin, cover my back, I'm trying to find a way to find that bastard as fast as possible, no one knows if someone attacks me from behind. —Cole exclaims worried.
You are an ex-captain of the police, one of the youngest that the force has ever had and maybe the best policeman during that nefarious time of the democratic governments, besides you took and were the best in the training of the normalization ministry, you could easily kill me as if nothing despite the fact that I am a class A hybrid, besides those fine threads that you put all over the place without me noticing it. ...they give me the impression that you don't need me, so I'll go on with my business..." said Martin who was inspecting but decided to keep quiet since he was listening to something.
Yes of course, even so, with the S—Class they are a case.... Well, a Gulabon is another thing, I could easily defeat it with my threads.... —Cole said but is interrupted by the Tablet that finds a whereabouts of where the cookie eater could be, so he sets more thread traps to avoid ambushes and goes to Martin who is in front of the door of a room already added. —Ready already thanks to this AI, the place with the best chance is....
Martin makes a hand signal to him to be quiet, because he is going to open the door, as there are sounds of something chewing or gnawing something, Cole notices on the Tablet that this is the place where the cookie eater is, so he takes out his tranquilizer gun. Cole signals him to use a gun like the one he has, as he is needed alive. He changes his gun to one similar to his, the door is ajar, Cole pushes it slightly, Martin enters and stumbles in to find him by a poor little candy girl with her head almost half eaten. Martin is shocked at the brutal and diabolical act he has just witnessed; Cole enters and examines the corpse with a flashlight as it is a bit dark.
—What is the diagnosis, Cole? —Said Martin stupefied and horrified while still cursing.
—She's dead, she was eaten by the head, although there is not so much resistance, I had not noticed, but in this abandoned factory, there are many boy scout cookies around here as if it was from that person, as he lives here, but he does not live here, it is too clean to be so despite the wrappers everywhere, in contrast to several places where the gulabons devoured cookies in Daffy's time. —Cole replied, pulling out a wooden stick from his belt to take a brain sample and added. —UMM... interesting, this was recent, very recent, although whether he is carrying this girl on his own or not, Kal'wit, or as I should say John Johnson or as we know you the cookie eater.
Martin looks behind him and it turns out that the cookie eater is caught in Cole's ropes, which he had already mentioned.
—That was easy, you're a badass, Cole, definitely being a former police captain and almost a normalizer, it did you some good, so when I retire, you'll be a great headhunter. —Martin flatter Cole until a hand full of coins emerges from the shadows and shoots several coins, which bounce everywhere cutting the threads that imprison the cookie eater, Martin and Cole, shoot at the hand that is in the shadow, but that was a big mistake, because when shooting the reassuring bullets are reflected in the bullets, changing their direction towards them, falling down but not dead because the tranquilizer guns only keep them weak for a while, the cookie eater approaches the hand that is in the shadow, gives him a paper with a cookie where he tells him where his next victim is going to be, so he escapes from there. While the hand throws a grenade at them. So that was the explosion Duke saw go off a moment ago. This is the end of the Flashback.
—Thank you for the unnecessary flashback, you could have told me quickly and then detailed it later... but nothing, I'm glad to know they are well, now, where are they to give them assistance. —Said Duke as they talk on the phone, until Becky sticks to listen to the conversation, this makes Duke uncomfortable, as he can feel her breasts rubbing against his back.
—Hey...Duke, why are you suffocating...or is it you...wait a minute...I know that breathing.... —Cole answered nervously and surprised.
—Tell me where you are, before you slam, Becky, please get off my back, damn it, I'm getting excited! —exclaimed Duke who was upset.
—I'll pretend I didn't hear that, Martin invoked our vehicles except yours, so we are in pursuit of the bastard in a cab, the bastard transformed into a woman, so tell Becky and her partner, assist us as he has an ally, so hurry up, we don't know what we are facing. —Said Cole closing the call.
—I hope Martin has taken his pills, having a half caricature of Class A, is not a sign of good news. —Duke thought as he put his cell phone in his coat and added. —Luckily this fucking bastard stays quiet and leaves me alone.
—Becky, uh... What's your name, officer ...Jackhammer. —I ask Duke who doesn't know his name but reads his badge.
Jackie makes his officer's salute.
—OFFICER JACQUELINE JACKHAMMER, detective. —Jackie exclaims with a soldier's tone.
—I hope you can survive the murder of your fellow officers, so far, me and Cole are the ones who have survived the longest," said Duke remembering old times.
—Don't worry, Detective, I will survive longer than you since I am the INDESTRUTABLE OFFICER JACQUELINE JACKHAMMER, HALF CARICATURE OF STRAIN AND APPLAUSE, HALF ACTION BEING, FIGHTING CRIME IS IN MY BLOOD. —Jackie exclaimed, making her officer's salute.
—How cute, the most animated ones are the ones who die at once... —Said Duke ironically, the poor girl is scared at this comment, and he added. —Don't worry, I like you.
—That's enough both of us, we have work to do my love is safe, I almost had a heart attack when I thought he was dead...—Becky answered and was relieved about it.
—Dammit, Becky, how the hell can you believe that Cole can die so easily, I understand that he is half rag doll, but that guy is an almost normalizer, he can literally survive the meteorite that extinguished the dinosaurs, killing that bastard is almost impossible with the enhancements he put on, he easily killed Martin than Cole.... —exclaimed Duke.
—Seriously, she's still with Cole, he's not alive, but what a foolish woman, how on earth can someone like you be his girlfriend... —Interrupted K.A.T.T. to Duke, she throws a tantrum.
The three of them (Duke, Becky and K.A.T.T.) start to argue, until Jackie steps in between them.
—I understand that this is a very heated discussion, but don't you think we have a criminal to catch? —Jackie replied.
They agree, but....
—Above all, if they catch them, you won't earn their bonus and vice versa. —Said Duke as he just said that they left a cloud of smoke with their figures, you enter quickly inside K.A.T.T., she lights up and accelerates at full throttle.
—HEY, don't leave me. —Duke shouted as they leave him and thought. —Fucking bitches, they left me alone, but luckily, I'm DUKE MCDUCKWELL, THE BEST DETECTIVE IN THIS FUCKING TOWN.
Duke takes off his coat, vest, shirt, and a special vest that hides his wings, since the species to which Duke belongs is a species called furry, although it is not very different from the anthropomorphic animals (furry) it has its differences in certain aspects at the level of the approximation between the animal and the human, In the case of Duke, his wings are not his arms like other furry, but his wings are at the back and his arms are like those of humans but with feathers and his hands are a hybrid between duck legs and human hands as well as his feet.
Anyway, Luke tries to take flight, but his wings are not long enough to take flight, Gilbone and Mashock stop him because he cannot do it, they comfort him, so he gets sad because he cannot fly normally, but Bulletggedon arrives with his women bullets in his vehicle, he takes off his glasses a little to keep an eye on him.
—You look pathetic, Duke, I thought you had already overcome your dream of being able to fly without an airplane? —said Bulletggedon.
—It's that I... I... I... I..." — Duke replied, traumatized.
Bulletggedon waved him over and gave him a cookie.
—It's just that, nothing, you are a grown man, you have a sexy Japanese busty blonde Sado—masochist metalhead of the devil, plus you keep an ungrateful bitch like Shanise and your daughter who for now are in good hands.... —Responded Bulletggedon who almost forgot what he was going to say and added: —So we have to get that bastard, before Martin, Cole or Becky, catch him and we don't start with the plan, so stop being a crybaby faggot and start working on behalf of Daffy Mcduckwell and Bucky BoneHead.
This fills Duke with courage, so he slides down the hood and gets in through the passenger seat.
—Wait...but this is my car, get off, you piece of shit...get off, damn it...get off! —He orders all the bullets to go back to the magazine, since he is not going to use them if it is not necessary, Bulletggedon and the other bullets throw a tantrum, but he stares at them in a threatening way, so they end up giving in, entering the magazines.
Duke loads a revolver with the pinball bullet as it is considered a special bullet along with Bulletggedon and spy bullet, the ability of this bullet is that I could bounce and move like a pinball ball, but the more it bounces the more speed it reaches, although this bullet has several uses, one of them in this case, is to become a pinball launcher to launch its target as if it were a pinball ball plus everything that touches that target exerts the function of a structure or pinball obstacle.
Anyway, Duke fires the pinball bullet, it becomes a launcher that launches the vehicle like a pinball bouncing all over Candyville as if it were a pinball game.
A few minutes before Duke's call to Cole. Martin and Cole emerge from the rubble of the factory explosion.
—Shit, I'll be damned..." Martin exclaims, wiping the dust off his clothes.
—Oh my God, the bastard has a protector..." exclaims Cole who also shakes off his clothes.
—Perfect, if we catch that bastard, Duke will do his thing under the table, which will allow us to bet in his favor, multiplying our profits..." Martin whispers as he snaps his fingers to summon his vehicles out of nowhere, they get on them, start them and accelerate at full speed.
—I'm going to call Duke. Cole answered and told him about what happened to them, while they drive, but they cannot see him because he changes shape, so Martin uses special glasses that uses various types of rays (X—ray, Nocturne, heat, etc.).
They go around the city, but they do not find him, until he manages to spot him with a special vision to find shapeshifters, the cookie eater was transformed into a woman who asks for a cab and leaves in it.
—I found you cursed, Cole, you're done, concentrate. —Said Martin who communicates with a walkie talkie to communicate with Cole.
—Yes, I'm done, where is that faggot to break his whole fucking existence? —Cole answered who is angry about what happened to the victim of the cookie eater.
—That's the attitude, boy, you see the bitch riding in that cab, the fucker turned into that woman. —Martin replied.
— And how do we know it's him and not another Gulabon. —Cole questioned.
—Cole, my dear Cole, because these glasses have rays that allow us to detect shapeshifters, and also leave some nice marks with your threads on his skin. —Said Martin who noticed these details.
—It works for me, but according to the law, cab drivers don't allow any entity to interfere in their work...especially when they have to make sure that their client arrives safely...— Cole answered.
—I don't give a shit about the cab drivers, let's follow him, without him noticing, if not, we'll send him to hell in five seconds, those scum always meddle in my business...I mean ours. —Martin answered.
Martin and Cole catch up with the cab, but they keep their distance, but the cab suddenly accelerates, and they also accelerate.
—How the hell did he realize we were following him? The cookie eater doesn't know we're in vehicles. —Cole was surprised.
—Just a scumbag who makes life possible for us, when he gets the chance.... Casey Canyon. —Said Martin as they accelerated to chase them through the streets of Candyville at top speed.
Meanwhile, inside the cab, Casey Canyon, a burly, half bald man wearing a mask that is a combination of Jason's mask from Jason X and Casey Jones' mask from TMNT (Teenage mutant ninja turtles), with forearms with pneumatic pistons and metal hands with spikes on the knuckles, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, brown cloth pants with heavy metal knee pads, with black spiked loafers. He is accommodating the rearview mirror that instantly recognized their vehicles.
—Martin McClyde and Cole Carson, those hell spawn are chasing me again, there is not a day in this miserable existence that I don't encounter those two bastards, today, I have not had a good day, every person that has ridden in this sacred vehicle today, they have tried to kill me, mug me, Fortunately I did this city a favor to get rid of those scumbags once and for all, I have the law on my side, I can barely keep the gas, I am very hungry, I need to pay the bills, I don't want to fall behind anymore, I have to pay the children's monthly payment. ...—Casey thought while he was passing the vehicles, to then get into the alleys, but they kept up with him, without getting lost.
—One question girl, do you know why that bounty house is following you? —Said Casey while putting on his glasses also has Martin to detect the shape shifters, puts the vehicle on autopilot, and turns on a light that overrides the superpowers, plus a scent, which overrides the powers of cartoons, turns around and notices that it is a male gulabon taking the appearance of a beautiful woman.
—Biscuit. —Said the cookie eater in his female form.
—That's not an answer, fortunately for you, you can't escape from here until you pay me, you understand me right. —Casey replied, making the sign for money, tapping his thumb with his forefinger.
The cookie eater understands, so he regurgitates a gludix gem the size of his hand. Case with a special device measures the value of that gem and it is enough to settle all his debts and more than 100 times.
—Maybe, you are mentally retarded, but you are not stupid, I like that, so where do you want to go. —Said Casey, when he passes the cookie eater passes him an address written on paper, it is understandable despite being written by a five-year-old, so he removes the autopilot to continue the chase.
They travel at maximum speed, the streets of Candyville until their vehicles activate the ability to climb and run up the walls of buildings, jumping to several buildings, to jump into a tunnel where the chase continues, while evading traffic at maximum speed, they also follow the pace, out of the tunnel, they deviate down an alley that leads to several streets, with a sign that says, Vehicular Combat Allowed.
So, they activate by pressing a button at the same time the combat mode called Armed Mode, which in the style of Stealth Force mode of Transformers Dark of the Moon, the vehicles begin to take out in hidden compartments: machine guns, miniguns, missile launchers, turrets, among other types of weapons, creating armored vehicles and armed to the teeth in an environment with the ability to withstand these motorized combat of mass destruction.
Martin and Cole join forces shooting at the cab riddling it with all the artillery they have at their disposal, Casey activates several smoke traps, turrets with missile launchers and missile launchers, machine guns and hidden missile launchers, tacks, slippery liquid, mines, among others, even so, they manage to dodge and survive all this trying to receive as little damage as possible without ceasing to riddle him incessantly.
—Damn bastards, why don't they die once and for all..." shouted Casey who decides to use his most powerful rear weapon, he pushes the button that activates it. —Let's see if they survive this.
From the vehicle comes out a strange weapon that shoots lightning of unknown origin, they evade it and make fun of it because it failed but to their misfortune, their vehicles stop moving forward and are moving backwards, when they look behind, it turns out that it opened a black hole that is absorbing them, they use nitro, turbo whatever to try to get out, they even go into air mode, using their turbines at maximum speed, even so the hole gains power, absorbing them with more force, they shoot hooks and however it is useless, they begin to pray to God or whatever to survive.
—Damn, I'm going to die, without having made love with Becky for the last time, what a shitty way to die, or at least I wanted to ask her out after taking my time alone..." said Cole, but in a moment of intelligence he remembered something obvious and logical, so he exclaimed. —Wait, but you're a half class A cartoon, Martin, you should close it like it's nothing, you're making us go through work for yes, because you damn well felt like it.
—I just like it when you cry like a cupcake. —Martin replied as he laughed in her face and added. —Besides, you're not half caricature.
—Just class B, close the black hole from a distance, or jump in and close it with your hands or DO SOMETHING. —Cole exclaimed in desperation.
—UMMM...better not, I'm too lazy. —exclaimed Martin who was relaxed.
—You're a fucking son of a bitch, Martin McClyde, you'll pay for it in the afterlife. —Cole replied angrily as he laughed in his face.
—After all, they have arrived. —Martin said confidently.
Cole was confused with this statement, suddenly, a strange beam is shot from a vehicle that closes the black hole suddenly, allowing them to continue with the pursuit, but they shoot a smoke bomb that takes away their vision, a car overtakes them, the driver's door opens, a red haired woman climbs on the roof, waits for the smoke to go away, throws herself kamikaze towards Cole's car in movement, landing on the hood.
—BECKY—Cole screams as he watches in horror as she violently and insanely hits the hood, the poor thing screams like a little girl in a slasher movie, until her hand goes through the glass and chokes Cole.
—Honey, my love, my king, it's time for you to go back to mommy.... —Said Becky in a disturbed, frustrated, stressed out way as if she were a psychopath thirsty for carnal desires (yandere for the otakus).
—STILL...MISSING.... TIME...—Called Cole who was being strangled by her.
—TIME FOR WHAT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH SOMEONE ELSE, IF SO, I'M GOING TO SKIN HER ALIVE WHILE I TURN YOU INTO MY BITCH, YOU FUCKER! —Becky screams as she squeezes harder to the point where she's going to pull the stuffing out of him.
Cole makes several violent slaloms with the vehicle to get her off him until she clings to the driver's door, he goes through his fist to continue choking him, suddenly Martin rammed Cole sideways, to try to knock Becky down, but she resists, Martin continues ramming the vehicle violently until Becky lets him go. Cole reaches into the glove box, grabs an EMCA brand yandere sprayer, sprays it in her face until the sprayer is empty so she releases them, they both take distance and ram their vehicles, crushing her and taking her out of combat until she goes rolling down the street. Cole was hurt by this, but he has a head to hunt.
J.J. and K.A.T.T. who were fighting Casey, J.J. notices in the rear-view mirror that Cole and Martin knocked Becky down. So does K.A.T.T. on the rearview camera.
—K.A.T.T. transforms into a giant robot to confront them, but they have no time to lose, K.A.T.T. deploys hundreds of swarm missiles, they try to dodge them but there are too many, so they also transform their vehicles into robot mode to dodge the missiles doing acrobatics until K.A.T.T. deploys the missiles. A.T.T. deploy all their weapons but they keep dodging them until the robots are close enough for Martin's robot to ram it with a spear, at the same time Cole's robot applies the Rough Ryder (Jumping leg lariat) a move that belongs to Matt Cardona or better known in WWE as Zack Ryder.
These movements allow to pass over them, Cole after applying it continues running until transforming into vehicle mode, in the case of Martin, K.A.T.T. reverses the spear in a DDT, but even so when he buries his head in the floor, but he manages to escape from her arm when the robot is face up doing a half turn in the air to continue running and transform into vehicle mode.
One of K.A.T.T.'s warhead missiles is headed towards Becky who was recovering on the floor, until she hears the missile heading towards her, so she joins the break dance rhythm, she gets on the missile using it as a flying skateboard, to head towards her partners, K.A.T.T. And J.J.
—WHO TOLD THEM TO STAND UP? WE HAVE A GULABON TO CATCH. —Becky shouted as she passed him.
They were filled with courage, K.A.T.T. joins and transforms into vehicle mode, Becky takes off her glasses, puts it on her cleavage, uses the curse of her eyes to give power to the missile to gain more speed and acceleration to make a deadly forward, catches the missile, throws it towards Martin's vehicle so it explodes and ends up destroyed taking it out of combat. In midair he reenters, K.A.T.T. takes the pilot's seat and J.J. takes the passenger's seat, then gets into Armed mode to fire at Cole's car.
—You're mine, honey. —Cole exclaimed as he was riddled by K.A.T.T.
—HEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPP. —Cole screams until he hears a scream from someone, he sticks his head out and Duke lands in his vehicle next to Cole.
—Hello, Cole. —Duke exclaimed with an evil grin and added. —ADIOS, Cole.
Duke decelerates the vehicle, impacts the left rear corner of the vehicle causing it to lose stability and then begins to spin horizontally and then pulls out a remote—controlled missile launcher turret, fires a missile at the vehicle destroying it into a thousand pieces and knocking it out of combat.
—COOOOOLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE, NOOOOOO, MOTHERFUCKER, FUCKING SHITTY FURRY, MOTHERFUCKER, NOW THIS IS PERSONAL. —Shouted Becky who starts riddling Duke's vehicle.
Duke makes a turn to drive in reverse, so that they both riddle each other with a clean shot until he shoots napalm to set her on fire with a flamethrower, shoots a harpoon to fry and blow the engine to smithereens then load swarm missiles to finish annihilating K.A.T.T. with Becky and J.J. inside. He is now the last vehicle standing so he catches up to Casey and calls him on the phone.
— Casey Canyon, it's good to see the best cab driver in all new land again. —Duke praises Casey.
—Duke Mcduckwell, son of Daffy Mcduckwell and Daisy Mcduckwell, long time no see and Kaede, how are you? —Casey asked.
—She's on statutory vacation, as much as she's a straight as a board Japanese workaholic, she must obey the statutory days off, including her vacation. —Duke replied.
—Although straighter than a board, she is not, but she likes to work... so nothing, let's fight or what? —said Casey.
—I don't want to fight with you, Casey, at least, not this time, I'll just accompany you to the destination, the cookie eater told you. —Duke replied.
—But the law... — Casey replied.
>>Law 3525, on the protection of cab drivers, in one of the articles, states:
Cab drivers have the right to protect their clients, if these do not commit a crime after taking him to his destination, during the period in which the client in question remains in the premises, this causes the cab driver to become his accomplice. I think you get my point, Casey. —Counterargument Duke.
—You're just like your father, you're just more serious and less charismatic, but nothing you can do, I give it to you or what. —Said Casey, who feels cornered.
—No, he will be a fundamental piece for me to solve this case, but catching him, I won't solve anything, especially when he is not the only one committing these crimes, he is just another victim of this shitty system, I'm sure of it. — Duke replied.
—Really, but if they tried to conquer us, they even still plan to do it. —Refuted Casey.
—As one of the millions of species that live in this world, and they won't, this world is a multiversal and dimensional cold war, a mess of colossal proportions that this universe can hardly withstand, so the only thing left is to live together and live in this illusory peace. —Duke commented.
—The same as your father would say, now what are we going to do? —Casey asked.
—Where did he say you're taking him? —Duke answered with another question.
—To the port, I don't know what, nor do I care. —Casey answered.
—I'll help you escape from the headhunters and the police, if you want to continue your work in peace. —Duke replied.
—But if you've already defeated them, no, we shouldn't worry about it anymore... no. —Casey said confidently.
—Well, it's not like Martin goes through his legs to turn his shattered vehicle into a primitive one, like Becky who uses her partner as a horse to pull his teeth with rope what's left K.A.T.T., while she carries an assault rifle with a missile launcher, without her glasses showing that viscous eyes spinning endlessly, to top it off Cole turned his vehicle into a kind of rope cart? —Duke replied as he rearranged his rearview mirror while keeping his cool.
—You've got to be kidding me. —exclaimed Casey who looks at the mirror in horror, knowing that everything Duke said is true and added as he pulls his head out of the driver's window. —GET A LIFE.
—IT'S OUR JOB, ASSHOLE. —All four of them shout.
Casey, head in and picks up the phone again.
—All right Duke, you win, help me get out of this once and for all. —Said Casey who is getting nervous.
—Follow my lead, Casey. —Duke answered as he ended the call.
With the weapons at their disposal, the three of them mow down Duke and Casey's cars. They both accelerate out of the border of allowable vehicular combat, but Jackie does a dimensional lockdown by clapping his hands, closing the only exit he has.
Note: Jackie is half Class A cartoon like Martin, in case you're wondering, only he doesn't need to take something to become one like Martin does.
This unnerves them so they pick up speed, Duke loads a revolver with the Portal bullet, shoots the dimensional lock opening an interdimensional portal, but not before pulling out a disaster card that looks like the Yu-Gi-Oh! Monster Dual cards, summoning a horde of monsters to keep them distracted. They go through the portal safely out of there.
For the moment, they are both quiet for the moment, Duke gets a portable communicator ringing since there is no signal for cell phones, which turns out to be Casey wanting to talk to him.
—Thanks, Duke, I don't know what I would do...but what the heck is that. —Casey exclaimed as he looked in horror at the rearview mirror.
—What's going on, CASEY? ...CASEY," Duke shouted as he realized that a dimensional rift was opening, black hands with blood emerging from the scream.