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Name: Victor
Age:34 years
Status: unemployed
Race: Human
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Another day of pure idleness. How much I adore my life. Almost all of my classmates have long ago found jobs and started families. And I'm still sitting on my rich parents' necks. Many people in my place would have great ambitions and aspirations, but all I want to live a peaceful carefree life.
TV: Today in the city of Z there are mass terrorist attacks, the state and the police are already working to find the terrorists. All residents are asked to be alert and evacuate to the nearest bomb shelters.
This is bullshit again. Keeps the rest of the day from being enjoyable.
Hmm. What's that strange sulphur smell. Oh, no.
EXPLOSION.....
I see a glow. Am I dead?
Woman's voice: O great warrior you have been summoned to another world to save it from an incredible threat of evil. Kingdom. Blah, blah, blah, blah.
I wasn't interested in listening to the whole thing, so I just switched off my brain. But then I saw a woman in a white dress with a rather solid chest. So I as a regular male virgin decided to grab these delights.
Jmac Jmac Jmac
HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY BREASTS, YOU MISERABLE LITTLE MAN.
DO YOU REALISE WHO I AM? GOD'S PUNISHMENT AWAITS YOU.
-А? I think I'm gonna get some--
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM.
What else would you expect from a boobed goddess. Well, it was worth it, I managed to touch a woman's breasts for the first time in 34 years.
- It hurt, but you said something about being reborn, like in the games?
- Yeah, how dare you open your mouth after defiling the body of a goddess.
-So I'm the first to realise. So will you answer the question?
-Pfft. -Fucking pervert. You got it right. You're given a choice of class and skill, and then you change in another world. But because of your behaviour, I forbid you to choose.
-Cool, thanks for keeping me from doing anything unnecessary.
Goddess: Rrrr. What a lowlife you are, I hope you get eaten by goblins, GET OUT OF THERE!
-Goodbye.
The light came back into my eyes, not pleasant. I found myself in the woods, I blinked and a menu appeared in front of me like in the games.
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Name:Victor
Level:0
Age:34 years
Status:reborn
Race: Human
Class: Necromancer
Skill: Reanimation of the Dead(Level 1)
Debuffs: Curse of the Goddess.
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I guess I was pawing at her tits for nothing. What kind of curse is that? Click.
-Would you like to see the detailed debuffs tab? -Yeah.
-Yeah.
The curse of the goddess:
Forbids you from raising your level above 0, all experience points gained will be redirected to corpses reanimated by the necromancer.
-I think I got the best curse of my life, no power, no problem. I'm naked in the middle of nowhere with no home, no food, not even water.
After sitting for a while, I reluctantly set off to find a water source.
I've been walking through this forest for over two hours now, but I haven't found anything. After walking a little further, a fence appeared in the distance between the bushes. Finally... Behind the fence grew delicious red tomatoes. Tomatoes waiting for me!
Mmmmmmmmmm... What deliciousness...
-AAH, DADDY'S A PERVERT HERE. HE'S EATING OUR TOMATOES!
-I think we should run.
What's that old man doing there?
-I'll show that pervert how to molest my daughter!
Gunshot.
Victor: What's wrong with my legs?! Looks like I'm in big trouble.
The old man tied my hands and feet. I didn't see any point in resisting because I'd already eaten tomatoes.
-I'll hand you over to the guards and you'll rot in the dungeon!
-Oh great, I'll be fed and clothed and I don't have to do anything.
I was loaded into a cart like a sack of rubbish and the strange creature drove off in an unknown direction, apparently to the city. It wasn't a long journey.
-What are you here for?
-This pervert tried to rape my daughter and ate our tomatoes, put him in the worst cell. -He's in the worst cell.
-I didn't rape anyone, but I did eat the tomatoes.
-Silence, you bastard! You are now property of the kingdom and you have no say.
Yeah. So I got kicked into a cell with two bloke prisoners. But on the whole, I don't mind not being forced to work.
-Hey, trash, you got another one here!
Victor: Well, I'm gonna lie down here. I'm tired.
Katsu: Hey, bro, my name's Katsu and the guy sleeping is Ludber.
-Hi, I'm Victor.
-Well, tell us what's up, how are you doing? -We're here for a long time.
Victor: Yeah, so I decided to eat tomatoes, and then the scum came in unexpectedly and here I am.
-Hey, women. We decided to rob a bar together, but then, you can imagine, a red-haired mongrel came in and ruined the whole thing. Where are you from?
-I don't know.
I don't think I should tell them about my rebirth and the goddess. Strange guys, to avoid trouble it's better to lie.
-I came from a faraway land, the ship got caught in a storm, all the crew died, I lost my memory, found myself naked on a beach and here I am.
-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA How the hell did you end up here? I've never heard a story like that in my life, I can't believe it.
KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK.
-Hey, stooges, silence, no talking, get to your bunks. Tomorrow you're in for a very interesting event...