Nobody is perfect ...i have told my self these three words every time i failed at something ,these failures of mine ranged from cooking mistakes almost burning my house down to failing at good job interviews, which all led me to having a mediocre life.
Now at the age of 30 i find my self wanting more again...i have no girlfriend, my car belongs in the trash, im out of shape well i do still have some muscle but i run out of gas very quickly and i work at a shitty job in a factory controling a dumb robot arm for 12h ...
So how can i turn my life around? Well for starters i went hiking up the mountains to get in shape ,the view is awesome there and peacefull. I also landed another job interview at a wastly better company ...the girlfriend part tho is still a pending quest haha, but still my life is somehow looking better now.
*KLING* "OH finnaly a match ,lets see who it was....cute hehe ,hmm what should i write to her tho?" 'First things first im hungry man lets get down to the bakery and get my self some freshly baked stuff and in the mean time i can think of what to write.'
As David was walking down the street he thought hard about it but in the end the only thing he came up with was "hey" ,so with no reply he came in to the bakery a bit sad thinking 'nobody is perfect' and ordered a few freshly baked pizza slices with some diet coke and returned to his apartment. It was getting late so after he ate and showered he went straight to bed because he had work the next day.
5.00 am: Peep PeeP PEEP
All groggy still, he managed to turn off the alarm on the first try and got up "I need to take a leak first, daam coke". When he was done with the toilete break he made him self ready for work and went outside to his car. At work he was the first to arrive so it was only fair that he made coffee for every one. Thats when 1 of his colleagues "John" walked in to the break room to change in to his working outfit.
"Hey John back again you old fossil?"
"Yeah sadly ...and who are you calling a fossil you 30 year old hairball rat, have you atleast made coffee?"
"Offcourse ,you are lucky Mike wasnt the first one in today otherwise we would be drinking shit."
After a bit of banter David took his coffee to the machine he was working at and started drinking it while also browsing his phone for anything interesting online as it was still 5.55 am and his shift didn't start untill 6.00 ...tho sometimes it didn't start untill 6.10. If he didnt want to
"Hmm i guess i'll start this daam machine". The machine was basicly made out of a few robotic arms which pressed,sliced and moved around metal. 1 hour later everything was going as usual when suddenly a bolt from one of the robotic arms (which was holding it in place) broke sending it spinning around really fast right through the safety cage and in to his head basicly decapitating him, at that speed he couldnt even react and so with a quick and almost painless death his soul left earth.
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'What happened?' Still barely aware he was being squeezed through some kind of tunnel and couldnt really breathe ,'What? Am i gomna die?' Tho in quite some pain David perservered and was rewarded with air soon , but his sight was still blurry. All he could make out were voices speaking an unknown language and they seemed excited ...but he didnt care for much of it as it took his everything to escape that dreadfull tunnel ,so he just went to sleep right after he thought that he heard a baby cry.
A day later when david woke up he was confused. Laying on some soft pillows he tried to turn around but couldnt really move his body ,suddenly the pillows under him started to move and hug him from all sides saying something to him but unsure of what it was saying, still it was an angelic voice and non threatning somehow, soothing even. It gave him reverance and a secont or two later some godly nectar thats when he again opened his eyes and saw a beautyfull woman
'HUH?....WHAT...tit...am i in heaven? Since when do angels feed peopple like this? Wait a second i cant move'. When he tried addresing this angel all he could muster was a simple."DAAA" 'what the hell was that? I cant speak aswell?...small hands, a giant, cant understand their language and cant speak well daam this is either the strangest dream or i was actually reborn'.
After about an hour or two reality set in for David ,he remembered his death quick as it was ,tried moving again and tried speaking again all for naught. 'Daam after i finnaly tried to turn my life around this happens ...also buddists were right to believe in reincarnation. Atleast its a second chance so i might aswell try to live this one better from the start.
Just then the door opened and a man in bloody leather armor walked in closing in on David and his new mom ,unable to control his emotions he started crying really loud from the shock. The man froze making an unbelievably sad face while his new mom was angrily saying something to him.
'Guess this is my dad, why is he comming back home all bloody like that?' Half an hour after david calmed down from crying he started to understand the situation a bit better. 'Daam its hard to control emotions while being a baby...what is he doing now?'.
Davids dad was slowly closing the distance between him and David while smiling sheepishly, as his new dad said something to him and then pulled out a knife. What happened next astonished David ,it started spinning mid air with no contact then it started flying around the room like a plane it was incredible but the performance wasnt over yet as his new dad started flying towards him on what seemed a gust of wind or a small tornado ,only visible because of the little bit of dust in the room 'HOLY SHIT!'