"oh great. Here we go again. This idiot better compensate me somehow," Milo grumbles as he focuses and gets ready. Teleporting he tackled Clyde mid air as Clyde grasp onto him.
"Oh thank goodness. Thank the goddess!" Clyde cries out as Milo adjust him into a princess carry and started teleporting in what seemed like random directions but was just him killing the momentum so Clyde wouldn't be killed when they reached the helicopter pad.
Landing on the pad Rudy teleports up as well with Ruby and a couple of combative word bearers, "what's going on. We got an alert someone was attempting to get to the base from the air?" Rudy questions as him and Milo locks eyes, "what do you have to do with this?" he accuses Milo seeing Clyde in his arms.
A few dozen thoughts passed through Milo's mind for second before he decided to mess with Rudy.
"Oh you didn't know? Clyde and I are getting married. We're about to go get eloped. He proved his faith in me by skydiving without a parachute," Milo starts sprouting bullshit, everyone paused caught off guard by the sheer unexpected statement.
Clyde was the first to react, "the hell we are. I just had a hunch I'd be fine if I jumped!" Clyde says trying to push Milo away. "Darling you wound me. Did you fall out of love with me. Perhaps a kiss would change your mind?" Milo says continuing the charade as he leans in.
"Oh fuck no!" Clyde shouts pushing Milo's face away with both hands, "I have a wife and kids at home. I'm more terrified of what my wife will do to me if she caught wind of this! Back of you fruity bastard!" Clyde says breaking free of Milo's arms as he runs getting behind the biggest guy Rudy brought with them.
"Come now Clyde. You should be more hospitable to those who's heart you play with," Milo chides, "I'll forgive you if you give me a kiss and go elope with me now."
"The fuck is wrong with you you bastard?" Clyde says, "I said 'no' and that's what I mean!"
Milo unable to keep up the facade cracks up snickering, "damn Clyde faithful to your wife. She's lucky," Milo says cracking up. "I think everyone else thought I was serious," Milo laughs. "Don't worry I'm not gay. I'm straight I just wanted to screw with Rudolph here," Milo gestures to Rudy who was coming out of his shock.
"Bastard," he scoffs looking away before teleporting elsewhere. "Milo that's not funny," Ruby scolds him, "we thought you were serious about that." Looking at Ruby Milo would swear she looks disappointed.
"Ruby are you into boy love stories?" Milo questions her. Ruby's expression goes startled as she stammers out a denial, "I... I beg your pardon?" she stammers, her cheeks flushing a deep red. "I certainly do not... I mean, why would you even... That's absurd," she sputters, her voice rising in pitch as she struggles to maintain her composure. Her hands clench at her sides, knuckles turning white as she fights to keep her anger in check. "I have no interest in such... such nonsense," she finally manages to choke out, her eyes flashing with indignation.
"Hey Clyde is she lying?" Milo ask Clyde who was still hiding behind the other guy.
"Clyde you answer that I'll personally castrate you!" Ruby snaps. "Come on Clyde. Just answer my question," Milo says. "I mean it. I'll rip your damn balls off if you answer him Clyde!" Ruby shouts her cheeks bright red.
"Damn. We got our answer already. It's nothing to be ashamed of Ruby. Or are you afraid of the stigmatism that comes with liking that kinda stuff?" Milo teases Ruby
"You know what. Fine. Stay here I'm getting someone to take your ass home," Ruby snaps storming off to the door flinging it open as she stomps inside.