It was all a joke.
That's what I had admitted after all, the world can stay safe knowing my white lie. I had created something horrible; I did something horrible.
I came on my cat.
It wasn't on purpose, but it wasn't a mistake.
I was getting a bit freaky inside my living room, when I was going to 'blow' everywhere.
But I got distracted by the soft pitter patter on my flooring.
My fluffy orange coloured cat witnessed my explosion.
It was too late.
The beautiful orange coloured cat was now covered in cream.
White and sticky, I was horrified yet, I was relieved.
His pearly eyes stared back at me, specs of white adorning his pupils.
"Ayo what the fuck?" he spoke back to me, his deep voice purred with fury.Â
I looked down, tears beginning to fall.
"I'm sorry my ni**a"Â
He looked at me, the white seed flowing down his lustrous fur.Â
"All good Carrot Top" he started throwing gang signs in approval.Â
With my weeping face I looked to him, my love trying to escape my heart and pour out.
Wait I already did that.
Shaking my head I offered.
"I humbly apologise"
He looked up and spoke
"Yeah, people make mistakes, just don't tweet about this"
with a bright smile I accepted
"Sure!" I said while tweeting about it.
A loud ding can be heard as the tweet was sent.
The pussy noticed the sound and was quickly alerted.
His snakelike eyes deepening further.Â
"That was the ONE THING I didn't want you to do!!" He roared claws outstretched for my delicate oesophagus.Â
In fear I screamed reeling back away from his assault.
"Misinput, Misinput, calm down, YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN".Â
But it was too late.
Blood stained the floor, my eyes slowly dissociating the world around me.
Slowly losing consciousness I stared into my cats eyes, taking my last breath and speaking my final words.
"Fucking worth it".
Before quickly tweeting about my 'joke'
All I saw was the white light.
'Shit I came again.'
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