In a torrent of darkness, one influencer's mind began to reform.
under the hands of a being far beyond anything of the mortal realm has ever experienced.
Shane Dawsons soul was being moulded and sculpted to perfection.
his consciousness finally restoring to its peak.
ginger hair waving as he popped into existence and looked up at his creator.
a dazzling robe of pure silver draped across his divine form, bright olive skin that seemed to capture the very essence of perfection.
and a bright smile, that seemed to emanate so much light that it blinded the rest of his head.
only dark brown hair revealing itself, running down from the light.
Shane Dawson looked in awe and only seemed to be able to say one thing.
"Who are you?".
the higher being laughed, a hearty chuckle before ruffling Shane's carrot hair.
"I am the son of god, Jeep Bus."
Shanes eyes widened in bafflement, stuttering as He spoke.
"Jeep Bus, I'm dead right, my cat named O block killed me... so I must be dead".
Jeep Bus shook his head and proclaimed.
"Yes, you were killed, but i have intervened in your afterlife, and as Jeep Bus I have received the sins of every man, woman, child and red, white and blue-blooded AMERICAN!!!!!'.
Jeep Bus proclaimed, clenching his fist, before pointing at the astonished Shane Dawson.
"But you!" Jeep Busses voice Gowing deeper, a threatening aura that made Shane shiver in horror emanated from his once bright form, as he proclaimed once again.
I don't want the sin of Cumming on a cat. that is too much for me".
Shane in fright quickly got on his knees (as usual) and begged.
"JEEP BUS PLEASE, I DONT WANT TO GO TO HELL, I don't even like Epstein that much!".
Jeep Bus looked down at the puny ginger, his plea was frustrating to hear, a gnat in his ear.
He had gone through some effort to form a gingers soul, something that they usually lacked so He could hear his forgiveness.
instead, he grovelled, a sigh escaping Jeep Busses perfect lips.
"you still have some redemption in you Shane thy Dawson, after all an influencer who doesn't like Jeffery Epstein is hard to find."
Shane cried and spat.
"so, I can redeem myself. uh-thank you, thank you so much. but how do I?". he inquired.
the son of God, Jeep Bus swiped his hand, Shane's figure turning into a bright light.
"For that my child, you must go back to earth and kill O block, for he has caused destruction across America, he is a threat that only you can kill".
Shane was about to question but was quickly interrupted by the deity.
"Yes, he can destroy cities, after all your dick is fucked up and you're cum is radioactive, after what you did, he mutated into something horrible, something powerful".
Jeep Bus stared deep into Shanes eyes and revealed.
"He has become, a White Coated Tiger".
Loud explosion sound affects sound all around them in a deafening torrent of sound.
"Go back to earth Shane, and i wish you good luck, you degenerate carrot tipped, sticky motherfucker".
the light filling the area, blinding all as Shane's mind blurred once again.
the last thing he saw, was the face of God.
it was a jeep wrangler.