Ok… aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
Ok, now that's me screaming and you don't have to ask why that is my
heading today cause I'm so lost! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!
Believe me I had a good time to think during detention yesterday and mr
flinch, the forever bored detention whatever didn't give me a hard time
like the newbies. I think that's partly because I'm a regular and mostly
because he's too miserable to give anyone a hard time. I had half an hour
of thinking time but even right after all of it, I was totally stumped. And
believe me I'm really good at making plans, really really good. I'm beginning
to think that I'm having a plan-o-mania-crisis cause today was TOTALLY
KAY-RAY. First, lemme start with breaking the first terrible news.
Dawn, Shayna and Carlizza are in a self drawn battle against each other
for Diego. Literally. They've turned against each other that they've taken
to making their lives positively miserable. Dawn 'accidentally' spilled a full
plate of macaroni on Carlizza and sent a video of her fretting to everyone
in school. Now everyone calls her mac queen and the jocks crowd the
hallways and do a boogey-woogey mac queen dance which I actually think is
pretty funny especially the butt shaking part( Do NOT tell anyone that I
said that). Then Carlizza threw spiders at Shayna which literally made her
faint and of course less popular and Dawn told everyone that Carlizza had
slept with Dayne Mitchello, a senior and that made Carlizza pretty upset hat she ran out, crying hysterically. Sincerely, I didn't even know about
Carlizza and Dayne- I'm not really sure I know Dayne-but I was shocked.
Not that carlizza's slept with a Dayne Mitchello thing cause it's high
school, duh? It was that Dawn's her bestie, our bestie spewed in on her.
That's way worst than being squished under Cathy Walker's gabbana heels.
And all the while Cathy just watched them with this evil grin on her face
that made my stomach churn. Knowing how evil she is, she's definitely up to
something.
And I know that as crazy as it sounds, you won't believe that all this
happened in ONE DAY!!!!!!!! And as THAT is not enough, Dawn, Shayna and
Carlizza have decided to quit from the EPC! FOREVER!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
That's like MEGA worse than Dawn trying to shove mac into Carlizza's
mouth. Obviously, they couldn't stand being next to each other for even an
hour and opted out. When it's just ONE WEEK to Halloween night! The
EPC IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO, RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can see it all. Morty
Courtney spewing burnt lasgna, Cathy Walker hopefully tripping over a
stage painting( That's actually a good reason for me to paint the sets) and
everyone crooning sleepily over June's extremely BORING music and dry
jokes. And then the parties would be an entire, DISASTER!!!!! Principal
Wilbur might even get so mad that he'll ban us from handling even a
seventh grade valentine party which we all HATE!!!!! And then we'll be
begging Principal Wilbur to let us handle a teacher's disco!( Eww much?)
And for the second time today, I feel like I'm gonna go KA-BONKERS!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!
• One week to the homecoming
• And NO CREW!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We're sooooooo DOOMED! How the HECK are we SUPPOSED to plan a high
school MEGA events without a stage and effects manager, a cook and a
music DJ. I'm in SUCH a wreck that I could… Just… Screeeeeam!!!!! Which
is EXACTLY what I'm doing right now. Not really helping right? I know! I…
just… don't… know… What to DOOOOOOO!!!
I mean, if Principal Wilbur finds out that we're three members short and
are on the verge of serving everyone stink cheese and burnt lasgna( That's
definitely me) on Homecoming with a cranky DJ who's got o% sense of
humour( That wasn't hard to figure out) And a two-year old-like stage
décor and a 100 year old LED box( That's also probably me as well) He's
gonna take the contract from us and hire some out of town event planners
or worst… Make the teachers ORGANIZE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT, is a fate
WORST than DEATH!!!!!!! And I can't LET that happen! I definitely can't!!
So right now, I'm sitting down on my hard back mattress that's been
probably alive since the day I was born with my fluffy pink robe on and a
proscutti- with a mad horrid Henry breathing down my neck with his
stupid rock band called the Dripping Rollers. I'd have called them the
rolling suckers- And I'm trying to think up a new rescue three boy-crazy-
BFFS who are making themselves miserable plan and I'm trying to sort out
some clues, probably draw out a pattern. And no, I'm NOT a nerd.
• Diego sanchez supposedly 'asks' both Dawn, Shayna and Carlizza out AT
THE SAME TIME and they have this silly feeling that Diego's dating them
when he's mostly with Cathy Walker ALL THE TIME.
• Carlizza, Dawn and Shayna hate each other so much that they've quit from
the EPC
• And I have the queerest feeling that all this has got something to do with
Cathy Walker!
THAT girl is MALICIOUSLY evil, she could frame me and get me arrested
with a cheeky SMILE on her face!!! But I'm not really sure how but at least
she's a suspect. Maybe tomorrow will be a better day. And I'm SOOO
gonna spend it looking for clues and trying to find a solution to my
DILEMMAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today, I spent the entire day with June in lockers in the loos and in the
janitor's closet, trying to split Carlizza's, Shayna's and Dawn's duties
among us( After trying one last attempt to beg them back in. I have a
small bump in the head for an answer) And most disturbingly, they've been
hanging out with Cathy Walker and her gum-addicted love-sick gang of
CCPS which irks me even more. Cathy totally has something under her
sleeve.
" So, I'll handle the cooking when I don't know a thing about making
anything else but an orange juice?" June said ten minutes later in the
school field during recess. I think that's the only thing I find beautiful
about this misery school. It's really beautiful with all the flowers and
gardens and lovely booths where you can tuck into and have really nice
conversations. Then there's this really cool chestnut tree right in the
centre of all the beauty. And that's where June and I were now, trying
make some meaning out of our upside down lives.
" June you don't actually have to make an orange juice cause it's in a box. A
JUICE BOX" June raised her eyebrows at me like she'd just discovered
that the world has been spinning on a juice box all along.
" Oh yeah?" She said, whipping out her calculator while I stared at my
crazy friend. Did she swallow a Cameron Williams or something? "What's
the probability that a juice box is actually bought ready-made and not
consumed daily by an average human…"
" June!" I snatched the calculator from her hand, dismayed. What's with
all this weirdly nerdiness? Early symptoms of Nerd-o-mania? " What's your
problem June? You don't act this way unless you're nervous" She huffed
and puffed and then looked away.
" Yeah. You're right. I'm really, really nervous. I've got this inter-school
Maths decathlon competitions before vacation and I'm so freaked out by
even THINKING about it!" She rubbed her sweaty hands " I don't if I'll
win. I've been training all term and summer for this" I gasped. OMG what
kind of a friend am I? Now I get it! All those distractions. That goofy
weirdness. The spontaneous reading. Why didn't I notice it all along? Oh
my! I shouldn't be making June go through all this stress. Oh Summer
you're a bad bad friend. Bad friend!
" Oh June I'm so sorry. I didn't know about it earlier or I could have
helped." I placed my hand over hers and squeezed softly " Don't worry or
think too much. You're sooo going to win. I know that cause you're the
nerdiest nerd I know"
" You used to make it sound like a disease"
" I actually think it's cool and fashy. The name I mean" June laughed and
looked pretty relieved. She pointed down at the recipes she was trying to
draft.
"How does this look? Apple pies, ordered pizza, coke, smoothies and some
chippy chops. We can make all of them in on Saturday if we get up by five
and go to sleep the next day. "
" Oh June!" I said, plunking my head on the desk. June clutched her jacket
around her. The chill had gotten in through the hazy sunlight. " Oh June
we're ruined! Totally completely ruined!"
" Yeah I know" She sighed " This is completely hopeless. It won't work. We
just can't plan a big party in just one week."
" But we've got to do something haven't we? We can't just give up. " I sat
up " Or, we could ask Principal Wilbur for some extra money to hire a
cooking and cleaning crew and probably a band!"
" Won't work. I've tried and Principal Wilbur told me we should better save
up or feed everyone with chips and water"
" Misery old bat! OMG I just HATE that man"
" Little yuppies at play" A sneering voice said from behind. I spun round to
stare at Cathy Walker's round sneering face and wanted to
SCREAMMMMM! Goodness!! As if my day couldn't get ANY worse.
" Whatcha doin' losers? Making a crybaby loser list?" She said. Jessica and
Jenny sniggered.
" Actually, we were speaking about the service in this area and look" I held
up my phone at her " It seems to have gone pretty bad" June laughed.
" Yeah cat. Go find somewhere else to… Meow!" June shot. We laughed and
Cathy went red. She looked down at our table and snatched the list right
on it before we could say Jack. When she smiled at me, I knew that it was
all planned. That girl is SUCH an EVIL GENIUS!!!
" Give that back Cathy. You don't want to go green from envy do you?" I
sneered. She stuck her nose up at me and twinkled her eyes at me.
" Yeah humour your loser self" She tossed her curls at me and ran her
witchy manicured fingers through the script of my misery "So what's up
with the EPC now or should I say, the EPL short for Event Planning Losers.
Three members short?"
" That's none of your business Cathy. Except you and your bumblebee
friends want to join in and be our clean up members" June said. My I'd
never thought that June was vaguely remotely funny. She's got a wicked
sense of humor.
" Na. I was just thinking how you were possibly going to bear cooking
lasagna even when it still burns" She sneered back, obviously NOT
affected by the stinging comment.
" As you can see, we can handle that ourselves. And thanks for the recipe.
I think it's on your dinner list tonight?" I snarled back. That definitely did
the job but she did a good job of masking it. She just flipped her hair into
the sun, making the fake silvery strands glow in the sun.
" Watch your mouth you slimy weasel" She shot, glaring hotly at me. Then
she gave me an evil smirk that definitely set me WAY off balance " Cause
you won't be smiling for long" With that she stood still on her heels and
flipped her hair AGAIN.
" I think this belongs to you" She said sweetly, holding it out to me. When
I reached out to grab it, she let it fall to the ground and gave out a light
gasp " Oopsis! I think I just let a slimy loser piece of paper fall to the
ground" Then she stepped on it and squashed it under her heels " And
ooopsi doopsy! I think I just stepped on it! Oh will someone call an
ambulance asap! I think it might have infested my shoes!!!!!" I super, mega,
megaly ROLLED my eyes at that girl! She smirked and sashayed her way
out. That just reminded me of how much I HATE THAT GIRL!!!!!!!
While June and I got ready for last period, we bumped into Shayna,
Carlizza and Dawn on the hallways and they gave us an awkward look.
" What's up?" Shayna croaked.
" Oh so you're talking to us now?" June asked, looking angry. I nudged her.
" We're cool."
" No we're not" June bristled " We're totally stumped without you three.
And what do you think you're doing hanging out with that Cathy girl?
Everyone knows she's a bitch"
" Oh whatever" Dawn said, moving away from Carlizza and Shayna as if
they were the flu. And they moved away from each other. What the heck's
THEIR problem? Before they could escape from each other, I walked up
even closer, ignoring June's wide scowl.
" So how are things going on with Diego Shay?" Dawn snarled at me and
Carlizza looked like she'd turn into a werewolf any minute. I backed away
in case it was true.
" Diego is mine!" Dawn screamed " He's mine and mine alone!!"
" Then how come you're not walking around with him and doing that love-
sick kissy kissy stuff." June snorted "How come you're hanging out with
Cathy now? Or does she reminds you so much of your dear beloved Diego
Sanchez? "
" Watch your mouth there June!" Dawn snarled.
" And you watch your brain there… Oops! I forgot. You even have one.
Cause if you do, you'd clear those misty eyes of yours to see how terribly
stupid you're acting. All of you!" June retorted. Dawn went super hot red
in face and Carlizza and Shayna stifled light giggles.
" Come on guys let's not do this" I maoned " We're friends. We can sort
this out together"
" Together?" Carlizza spat " I'd rather die than breath in the same air
with these brats! And I've been standing here for two minutes now." She
made an exaggerated gasp " I REALLY need to get my inhaler" And she
sped down the hall. Dawn and Shayna gave themselves evil eyes and walked
away from each other in opposite directions. I looked at June,
exasperated.
" What on earth do we do?"
" Give them a punch? That'll do"
" Oh June be serious. We NEED to do something. We can't just leave them
like this to just hate each other. They don't even seem to remember that
they were once best friends"
" I'm still going with the punch idea" June said, flexing her knuckles. I
eyed her.
" Well, I have an even BETTER idea"
" Punch… I mean shoot"